We're on again I think right yeah it looks like we're we're a go it's the crab this
time bringing you Euro FA Euro my FA Euro going against Malloy here in Rockville
Center it's a beautiful ridiculously windy day as FA Euro wins the kickoff and
they send it back into their own zone and this is gonna be a little bit
different than the first broadcast because I unlike my partner Bill Nye the
fantasy guy have no idea what's going on in this game and Billy's actually working
the counter so it's gonna be fun as FA Euro brings it up on the far sideline
they try to put it into play but Malloy intercepts it sends it back to their
goalie and they're gonna try to set up right away try to score early try to
strike first we had a chance to as you guys did also see FA Euro play a 45
minute friendly against Stony Brook earlier right earlier I mean like five
seconds yes we are recording sorry about that where it was I Malloy and FA
Euro are trying trying to get the ball and it looks like FA Euros got control
right now number 11 waiting to set something up he's gonna try to shoot
the ball or set it up for number 59 who gets it with his chest pushes it out to
number 28 number 39 was open on the sideline shot on goal and a nice easy
save for the Malloy goalie Malloy just brings it in nice and easy as they try
to get something like I was saying before we saw at the Euro a little bit
earlier the defense is spot on but it looks like this game are really bringing
the offensive pressure as they've already taken it away from Malloy number
eight at the top trying to make something happen passes it over to number 82 takes a
shot and instead it's his teammate in the face I can guarantee you that was not
meant to happen as number 39 of FA Euro gets the ball tries to center it to the
tall guy who gets it number 82 knocks over a Malloy guy looks like it's a foul
on FA Euro and Malloy has the ball
Malloy brings it up they don't have numbers on on their t-shirts as I said
this is a friendly this really doesn't count for much of anything how everything
is going so that guy from Malloy passes it to the other that guy for Malloy he
gets trapped in the middle and Malloy is actually bringing the ball bringing the
pressure towards FA Euro but they manage to keep it in their zone it looks
like number 39 for FA Euro is gonna bring it up JK LOL number 28 for FA Euro has
it and number 39 is going to bring it up number 28 has it now brings it back into
his own zone trying to see somebody open somebody in a friendly yellow jersey and
all the way on the far side of the field number nine has it I lied at somebody else
now guy in the pink shoes has the ball and number 39 he's streaking up he's
streaking up looks like it's a shot he didn't take it trying to maybe get a closer
angle number nine has it and he gets the ball stripped by an insert Malloy player
here here he goes bringing it up the field far sideline is number 71 is there
it's and I guess check them why not this is a hockey
Malloy goalie passes it to Malloy the fender who looks to push it up big time
and there it is cross field I should say because this is in basketball
cross field gets it over to the FA Euro goalie who sets it up on from his own
zone number 39 for FA Euro has it I don't know if the general manager of
FA Euro said but I can almost guarantee it was derogatory number 16 brings up the
ball for FA Euro tries to hit it far side the Malloy defender is there to
cut it off and it was like number nine hit it with his hand we're gonna pretend that did not happen
FA Euro has the ball passes it over to 82 or FA Euro but the boy slides and I guess
forces a trail and 82 for FA Euro has the ball back this is fast-paced action
here at Rockwell Center I am the crowd calling my very first soccer game I'm
sorry if I'm terrible number 39 for FA Euro passes it to the middle of the field to number eight
and they're just playing ping pong right now to be completely honest with you
trying to get something happy for FA Euro again this offense is pretty stagnant
last game and it looks like it's continuing but I believe it looks more
like pinball crap I'm being told in my ear that it looks more like pinball and
you might be right anonymous cameraman and while I'm being distracted by my
cameraman there is a foul on Malloy FA Euro has the ball I told you guys it's
gonna be a fun one
FA Euro looking to set up a kick looks like a free kick or a penalty kick
depending on the actual terminology it's a free kick I'm being told in my ear
yeah if we do this together I'll stick to the terminology and you will get all
the color here we go and it was a slide not a foul number 82 for FA Euro has the ball
JK Malloy stole it pushing it up and FA Euro was able to keep it in the Malloy
zone but Malloy looks like to be taking the ball away and if that's not a foul
I'm not a dude that's a foul Malloy player gets pulled over he looks like he's a
little hurt but it looks like yeah there might be a timeout ish no timeout
if you keep on playing in soccer I was gonna say we're not soccer players but
they are they are most definitely soccer players thanks cotton Malloy's got the
ball trying to make something happen they're deep in their own even though I
want to say territory you can say territory they cross fielded for a
sideline for FA Euro who now has the ball some of one of their players we
streaked up the sideline past it mid and then we have a big cross field kick
number 28 all the way near sideline corner pushing it towards the middle
field trying to center it trying to make something happen it takes an awkward
shot and by awkward shot I mean that's only a shot because it went cross field
towards the back of the goal that's literally the only reason that was shot
and it is Malloy's ball it's Malloy's ball right now here we go Malloy coming over
Sam was up trying to get the ball to midfield and number 71 of FA Euro treats
the Malloy player like Rob Gronkowski opposing quarterbacks and demolished him
that's a penalty Malloy has the ball and again just going in front of the goal
trying to make something happen but FA Euro is basically controlled this
entire game so we're at midfield FA Euro is gonna have control of the ball
even though it looks like there was a penalty or an offside it's gonna be
Malloy ball at midfield Malloy has literally nobody in the corner of the
fields I don't know where they were kicking it to maybe they saw a black
speck and figured it was one of their teammates
FA Euro has the ball that's a nice throw in to the guy with the flowy hair
number 82 does a little spin kick and stay in FA Euro zone maybe they're
taking a page out of Malloy just trying to play as much defense as possible that's
a very bold strategy let's see if it worked for him number nine of FA Euro
passes it far sideline midfield and here we go that really tall guy for FA Euro
number 11 streaking up the field and instead of actually being useful Malloy
kicks the ball over the bleachers and out of bounds
If that was a field goal attempt it might be good but sadly it was not it was a
big full field goal attempt and we have a little bit of a stoppage in time here
I'm the crab making you laugh making you cry depending on how much you like soccer
we're in Rockville Center and it's a beautiful day for some soccer as FA
Euro throws the ball in number 11 had it but Malloy was able to take it away and
it looks like it's going to stay with FA Euro as Malloy kicks the ball out of bounds
now in most circles that's a bad thing
in soccer not as much of a bad thing actually that's what I said in most
circles and not at all because when most Americans don't understand it hey I'm
most Americans at this point buddy so we're still in a stoppage play we're
trying to get the ball back from behind the bleachers one of the FA Euro guys
was a nice guy got it for got the ball back in here we go throw the ball into
another FA Euro guy because that's what you're supposed to do
FA Euro crosses it and he has number 28 on the wing he had a shot he didn't take
it he tries to shoot it again it gets blocked by a Malloy guy and Malloy's
trying desperately to get it out of their crease they kind of do but FA Euro
still has possession they are in Malloy territory and they look to try to set up
play number 82 has the ball challenged by a Malloy guy takes a shot just over the
goal post that we are still scoreless it's Malloy versus FA Euro if you haven't
been paying attention to anything I've been saying
Malloy's gonna kick it up the goalie's got it trying to make something happen
Oh what about you? You pulled it out of the net. Here we go.
It's got sorry about the technical difficulties number 39
cheeking up the sideline passes it right in front of the goal FA Euro's got it
number 28 for FA Euro's got it tries to pass the number 8 but it gets intercepted
I was distracted I'm sorry guys Malloy clears it all the way back to the
FA Euro goalie who picks it up and immediately throws it to an FA Euro player
and play continues number 11 is at midfield with it we have a number I
think 71 for FA Euro gets challenged legal hit and it's gonna be FA Euro ball
if that if that's challenge we didn't happen that could have easily turned
into a goal or at least an attempt on goal for FA Euro
it's a nice day in Raffles Senate today when it's not randomly raining
it's not randomly raining I'm getting all sorts of white for no reason it's
kind of gross who knows how long that water is gonna above us
FA Euro takes a shot and it's blocked by the Malloy goal a general manager for
FA Euro keeps on coming over here I don't know why
Malloy's goal got the ball that is a booming kick that's a good field goal
that's an inventory Mike Banderjack type field goals Malloy has the ball finally
for what it seems in FA Euro's territory and FA Euro finds a way to clear
it towards midfield had an FA or had a guy right there ready for number eight
for FA Euro has the ball and it looks time stopped for an awkward reason
we're gonna keep playing because that's what we do we just keep rolling with the
punches here on the I-95 sports entertainment radio never you're
watching us live and if you're not you're doing something horribly wrong
number 28 for FA Euro has the ball he passes it to number 59 who passes it
deep far side as number 11 looked like he was in a Jackie Chan adventures
episode trying to kick toroo in the face that's a 90s kid reference you guys
don't get that Malloy now throws in the ball throws it to the Malloy kid with the
socks as it's incredibly windy here so you don't hear me that's why FA Euro was
able to force the turnover the goalie for FA Euro has the ball just pops it
right over to one of the FA Euro I want to say the fenders because you stay in
back and in Malloy guys steals the ball this is the best chance they've had for
a goal all day the ball is still in FA Euro territory Malloy is not able to
keep it there though is FA Euro again playing incredible defense just keeping
the ball out of their territory giving their goalie all the help in the world
as there's a fast break going on number 28 for FA Euro has the ball he's not by
a defender good challenge on his part trying to make something happen takes a
shot which is about five hundred feet north of where the goal post actually is
Malloy's goalie kicks the ball towards the far side line and here we go once
again there's literally nothing that's happened so far in this game it's been a
chess match of defense and by that I mean I lied because Malloy almost has
those had a shot on goal and number 30 line for FA Euro there are two number
39's this is really difficult let's go number 39 a number 39 p number 39 a was
able to stop that from actually materializing as there is a stoppage in
play ball went out of bounds and it is that's more confusing trigonometry was
not my forte adding numbers to letters hey I'm the math guy math is my thing I
mean 13a 13b 13c 13z all day Malloy's ball at midfield kidding it's FA
Euro's ball and it looks like this is the best opportunity to have her go all
day except Malloy's the feather we have to get back in time
FA Euro accusation but that was really key in stopping the goal because I think
that was their best chance of getting a ball all day they being FA Euro I think
this is 39 a who's throwing the ball in the guy with the beard trying to
control it and the ball is kicked out of bounds by Malloy we're gonna do it all
again he's that guy with beard a guy that with beard B we're doing numbers with
guys with beard 4 his number 11 tries to flop it fails miserably he keeps the
ball but it's not a penalty it's just out of bounds
number 82 this time so there's only 182 so I can't come up with a fun nickname
back I think hey number 8 also only one number 8 can't come up the corner back
up you got a corner kick coming now number 8 for FA Euro sends it into play
and it gets headed by the goalie goalie coming out of bounds and that is going
to be FA Euro competition fast and furious here in Rockwell Center FA
Euro going up against Malloy on the crab is number 8 for FA Euro gets stopped by
one of the Malloy defenders who's able to keep the ball in bounds and try to
send it off field but he's not by number 11 of FA Euro the other guy from
Malloy however is able to clear the ball and number 71 is bringing it up past the quater you
got number 8 for FA Euro passing it's number 59 and back kicks it's number
82 really wasn't there he had to just where he was past it's number 8
there's a lot of passing going on in soccer it's not a lot of shooting okay
there's a big set up number 11 was trying to head it in and it goes over the goal
post that was a really well set up shot I believe it was number 59 who set that
up for number 11 if they could do that a couple more times I'm pretty certain
they'll be able to score at least one goal even better if they got it in the
goal then they would have that means they would have scored you know the
rumor is that the ball goes into the net that that team gets a point that's what
I'm not entirely sure I haven't seen it happen yet so Malloy's got the ball in
their own territory and it's stolen by number 28 who's met quickly by the goal
he will cover it up because if he had not covered it up he would have let up a
goal again FA Euro with the incredible offensive fresher this game is really a
different team than we saw earlier when they played the 45 minute friendly
against Stoneybrook I don't know why maybe they just more energized with this
Malloy team maybe this Malloy team is just not nearly as good as a Stoneybrook
team we have no idea this is our first time ever seeing these teams as right in
front of us number 39 causes penalty foul whatever you want to call it and
Malloy has the ball on the near sideline
you hear that police siren I promise you I didn't do it Malloy brings up the ball
passes it to a guy on the near sideline and tries to center it he does but
there's nobody there to make anything materialize so they have to send it back
to try and set up a play it looks like we're gonna have a couple of
substitutions from Malloy very shortly so we'll keep an eye on that for you as
again FA Euro just seems to maintain all the control in this game team A and
you know team B from what we saw earlier as FA Euros goalie is able to clear the ball
I think we probably mentioned that the ball was in their their territory because Malloy
hasn't been able to make anything happen on the offensive side of the ball it's
all been defense and defense has been pretty good with that goal time there
has definitely had to work for it like I said those two substitutions balled guy
and tall guy come out short guys come in like I said Malloy doesn't have any
numbers Malloy doesn't have any names they are as anonymous as a child on a
milk carton here we go Malloy has the ball in FA Euros territory there's a
shot it gets deflected by one of the defenders for FA Euro Malloy near side
takes his shot but it's a very easy save for the FA Euro goalie who rolls it and
we're on the par sideline now streaking up there can't be much time left in this
half we'll get you a time update as soon as you in the classroom number eight for
FA Euro has the ball who passes it's number 39 near sideline he's all alone but
isn't able to handle the pass it's only been 19 minutes this is real cool
FA Euro isn't able to do anything Malloy was able to throw it to the goalie and the goalie looks like he's going to the malloy
here it comes it gets to midfield and number 16 for FA Euro is able to edit
away back to the FA Euro goalie and again more of the same there's no
offensive pressure from Malloy right now everything is FA Euro far sideline for
FA Euro is able to get it to midfield number 23 I think number 28 20 something
20 something with pink shoes ball back towards the goalie for FA Euro but they
still maintain possession number 39 a has the ball for them as FA Euro is
challenged number 16 basically brings down in a fit of rage in the Malloy
player that's a penalty I've never seen on FA Euro the first yellow card we've seen all day well that's your two-minute warning second yellow card
oh second yellow card I'm not paying attention my bad
all right so we got Malloy taking that kick off the second yellow card of the day not the first to get my most humblest
of apologies all right maybe I'm not the only one who missed it and the only
important one who missed it but maybe not the only one who missed it as Malloy
gets ready to take that free kick we have three Malloy we have three FA Euro
players forming a wall right in front of the goalie they do not want to give up
that goal definitely do not want to surrender a lead and there's a guy from
Malloy in the corner it's a corner kick and shot on goal but it ends up behind
the goalkeeper and it's once again FA Euro ball
goalie is gonna probably boom this one was starting very very lightly to
sprinkle in that offensive pressure that I was saying that they had none of
and it's not incredible this ball has been in the FA Euro zone more often than it had been
as FA Euros goalie boos into the Malloy side of the field but Malloy is able to steal the ball
here we go we're going we're streaking up and number 82 for FA Euros able to steal it send it
over back into Malloy territory number number 11 let's say he's number 11 for FA Euro
gives chase playing incredibly close to that Malloy player steals the ball back going
towards the goal trying to make something happen on it so far like you guys know
there have been zero goals number 20 passes the ball ends up in the feet of number eight
for FA Euro passes it to the guy with the Diplo haircut we're gonna call number 82
because that's the number he has on his back number 39 B for FA Euro still crew
every year still in control of the ball there's numbers 16 for FA Euro starts bringing it up
on the far sideline now we're deep into Malloy territory they're able to play the good defense
and now it looks like we might go on the attack I'm joking we have a player down and all of
that we have a Malloy player down smack dab in the middle of the field we're gonna keep the
cameras rolling here on the I-95 sports and entertainment as a real player looks pretty
heard we have the head coach from Malloy the trainer coming on to take a look to see what
has been happening what's going on looks like he might have heard his right he's holding his
right leg I'm gonna call that a right leg injury that's technical term for it but it looks like
he's got to wave it out stay on the field we could use hockey lower body lower body lower body
just a person injury there is a limb and it is not 100% that's how I'm going to use the ref has
the ball looks like he's gonna bring it up to midfield you thank you once again for joining us
here on the I-95 sports radio network and we're streaming it live on our website on Facebook
anyway and it's just being told to you by a little birdie that runs sports team network as Malloy
basically sends it all the way down to the FA Euro zone so we have FA Euro is a gonna be a throw
in the opposite color guy from Malloy a passes the guy from Malloy see and it looks like
he's not a see anybody say if a euro has the ball now we're doing you see one way I know right
up number 39 B for FA Euro going to the goal and he gets it that is the cleanest of tackles
I've ever seen in a soccer game that prevents the goal in my opinion from being scored and it's
still scoreless in a soccer match I'm being yelled at my soccer aficionados everywhere
says not in my house as they clear the ball to midfield number 39 B for FA Euro you said change
from first half a second oh you will now I think I got it number nine takes us out of bounds and
that is FA euros ball if it was ever FA euros ball it's gonna be a throw in from the far
sideline by the stands this is over you can see the tens of people here to support FA Euro and
Malloy in this friendly ball goes out of bounds once again off the chest of a Malloy player
and I need a button to say FA euros ball FA Euro with possession would you like a button try I
would love a half a year old balls button like that was easy but no way that's a handball Malloy
tries to make a play on defense doesn't really materialize how they like it to and now if a
euro has a free kick coming their way you know to call soccer game you need a lot of synonyms
for the same exact staining that's coming later lack of it's really what it's a heroes ball
waiting for the ref to signal so can't continue play as clouds start to roll over the what was
otherwise incredibly sunny FA euros centers it and they're not able to score on that chance
and now we have another Malloy player now it looks like when number 11 of FA Euro tried
to have the ball in he accidentally headed the Malloy's players head it looks like he's okay
he's gotten up but I'm not entirely sure if he's coming off the field or not it looks like he is
we're gonna have another substitution for Malloy and as soon as that substitution is complete play
will continue I will make more synonyms for the same thing that I've ever made a mind I
will continue boys goalies got the ball trying to make something happen he wants every Malloy
player downfield except the one he just rolled the ball to he could even the announcer Malloy
bringing the ball up the field room that's a quarter way mark now they're passed over the
equator they have somebody free downfield and the FAU goalie says no thank you by FAU I mean
FA Euro number 82 for FA Euro has the ball now at midfield now we're true midfield with number 59
tries to center it for number nine but it doesn't happen and the Malloy goalie able to make the
easy save and make a peaceful transfer of power to the Malloy defender who gets the ball taken away
from him by number 28 of FA Euro who gets just demolished as he's trying to make something happen
on the offensive side will it be a free kick or penalty kick we're gonna see if it's a free kick
or a penalty kick I would call that penalty kick it was almost taken out it was inside the box it
was inside the goalie's box so my intuition is correct because I have somebody standing next to me
who knows more about this sport than I do that is a penalty kick and unless something goes far
be wrong we're looking at a one nothing FA Euro so here we go number 28 for FA Euro is the one
taking the penalty kick he runs out tries to fake him out and he scores puts the ball in the back
of the net and for the first time today I can say FA Euro has a goal it's one nothing FA Euro
so we're gonna continue play no time for pleasantries here because as you know soccer waits for no
man woman child or whatever you identify this Malloy's got the ball at midfields waiting for
the red signals play we begin to play I was telling Billy earlier I was the kid who sat down in
the middle of field picking up dandelions when I was playing soccer so let me tell you we have
the right guy calling this game Malloy's got the ball now passing midfield on the far sideline big
kick got somebody from Malloy downfield but he's met quickly by number 16 of FA Euro who kicks
the ball out of play into what I can only call the swamp while we wait for a new ball I'm gonna
take it deep breath that was a good deep breath thank you I didn't even have to take it as I'm
gonna take the deep breath for me that's how you know you've made it in this business you have
somebody else to take deep breaths for you like I said we're gonna have a lot of fun here on the
I-95 sports and entertainment radio network have a lot of fun on Facebook have a lot of fun a sport
TV most importantly have a lot of fun in your hearts that's we need to have the most fun as we're
waiting to get the ball the ball yeah um they could try to play soccer without a ball but I don't
know how it looks like they may have a replacement ball there we go it's now almost
as Malloy takes their corner kick and says I don't need this ball and kicks it all the way
to the other side of the field and it looks like that's the hat so we have FA Euro one
Malloy zero at halftime stay tuned for the second half right here in Rockwell Center on the I-95
sports and entertainment radio network and break I'm trying to break but I don't know how you want me to stop it no stop the recording okay when the record stop you leave the audio play alright
