So yeah, so the reason the reason thing is the Wii card and it's great. It's been a few months
I love it, but like when you first get it you like start smoking way too much weed
And I realized this through a variety of things
One was I lingered longer in a CVS than I had to
So I could listen to the rest of that gimme one reason to stay here song
That was playing in aisle seven. I was also crying a little bit. I was like am I dying? What is happening?
There was I also started getting like really paranoid
Like if you smoke too much when you start getting like like I made like an enemies list
Like I'm like Richard Nixon or something like they'll pay for what they've done to me
But it was just like the guy at who works at my local subway that I hate that was the only guy on the list
He had it coming when I went in there
He didn't put enough sweet onion sauce on my sandwich and then when I mentioned this he proceeded to pretty much
Obliterate my sandwich with sweet onion sauce like it was a malicious saucing. He knew it and I knew it we locked eyes
Like it was so blatant the other subway dude behind the counter just started laughing in my face
Just like yeah, you show him one. I was like I'm standing right here
You call yourselves artists
That's what I should have said I thought that up on the car ride home
What I did do was wait when they birth won't both weren't looking and I stole some sunship. So
Feel like I yes, I smushed them into crumbs shoving them into my back pocket quickly when they were faced the other way
But I drank that flavor dust in the car and it was delicious
It tasted of garden salsa and or victory. So
I'm pretty good about that
The crux probably came the other night when I was in 7-eleven. It was three in the morning. I was very stoned
I shouldn't even have to qualify that statement
Because if you're in 7-eleven at three in the morning and you're not high something's gone terribly wrong in your life
Some in there, you know, you can tell from my general demeanor or from my item selection
Big water with the handle got to stay hydrated
Big bag of Funyuns big bag of jerky smaller reserve bag of Funyuns to eat on the car ride home
You not want to finish all the Funyuns on the car ride
Hot spicy peanuts cool ranch sunflower seeds because when I'm baked I like my nuts hot my seeds cool
That's not a set rule. I just thought that up when I was in the store. I was like good work brain
That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about keep that up
Various fruit pies some unidentified Mexican snacks possibly sabertones. I don't know if they were they look delicious
Some doughnuts some ice cream like clearly. I'm doing very well with my selection probably best in the store and
I'm waiting to pay the dude in front of me this big black dude. He turns around from the register
He looks at what I'm buying and then super loud. He just goes boy
You hire shit
The entire store started laughing
There was a lot of people in there at three in the morning
Like dude reading a magazine like yeah, you hide back to the magazine
Like thank you guy reading double XL at three in the morning by yourself for your input on this
But then I realized I was like this guy's right
I have highest shit like he has my number and then to add insult to injury. I looked down at what he's buying
1240s of cult 45
I was like, are you seriously judging my lifestyle choice right now? You're gonna have to make multiple trips to your car to carry the
Amount of malt liquor you're purchasing
How dare you?
