The following program is not just for silly adults.
And now, prepare yourself for your daily dose of absurdity and silliness
in the Nonsense Box Minute in three minutes.
Ever could you say?
This may or may not be like or unlike anything
that you may or may not have seen before.
That pineapple is not really there. You may have a problem with your screen.
Green-haired old ladies for sale.
Buy them today before they go stale fifty cents.
Fifty cents, fifty cents, fifty cents, fifty cents.
Buy now your green-haired old lady.
Fifty cents each or a dollar for three fifty cents.
Fifty cents or a dollar for three fifty cents.
Green-haired old ladies good as a grandma.
Buy one today or throw in a banana.
Fifty cents each and you'll get a banana.
Fifty cents each and you'll get a banana.
So buy your green-haired old lady today for just fifty cents.
You can take one away fifty cents.
Fifty cents and please take me right home.
Fifty cents and please take me right home.
Fifty cents and please take me right home.
Fifty cents and please take us right home.
Fifty cents.
I'll take two.
That's swell, buddy. Thanks a lot.
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
Come on, ladies.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh.
Does anybody want to buy me?
In response to an ever-increasing problem facing the world today,
we continue our educational series with lesson one
from How Not to Eat Soon.
You can take a picture of the station.
And I suppose that ends that.
