Tonight you enter the meditation chamber, and if you believe, you will emerge having
reached total beauty enlightenment.
Welcome to enlightenment.
How does it feel to be perfect?
Everything even feels better now.
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
I just want to examine every exquisite inch of you.
Now, breathe in, and imagine yourself flawless, perfect, it is only when you love yourself
that yourself can love you back.
Everyone has utter beauty within them, they just need to learn how to access it.
Now repeat after me, I am beautiful.
I am beautiful, don't just say it, feel it, actualize your beauty potential.
I am beautiful, I am beautiful, I am beautiful.
Hello Michelle, is everything all right?
I just had to get out of there for a bit.
Who are you?
I'm Neil, co-founder of the Beauty Enlightenment Program.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean I was just on my way to the bathroom.
No, it's all right, I understand.
I should be getting back.
Hello Linda, I've updated the markups for the new phase 3s.
Hello Neil, did you have fun last night?
Business as usual, just a standard perk of running a cult.
I wish I wouldn't use that word, anyway.
Who's it going to be this time?
Paula, maybe?
Or Jillian?
Oh, Michelle, Michelle, yes, I'm sure it's Michelle.
Correct, as usual.
Oh, I'm right, after all this time I'm starting to learn your type quite well.
Now, take a deep breath and exhale out all your imperfections.
Inhale, exhale, blackheads, inhale, exhale, ingrown hairs, inhale, exhale, cellulite.
What's this?
That's a glitch.
A glitch?
It's a new application I'm working on.
It randomly generates a minor flaw for the subject, but normally it just places them
below the neck.
A minor flaw?
The Enlightened have no flaws.
Perfection is by definition flawless.
Yes, but normally it's just a slight discoloration, somewhere on the inner thigh or in the dimple
of an elbow.
Normally, so this is routine?
Perfection?
It just isn't working for me anymore.
Even a single flaw, I mean it worked for a bit, but now it's just as fake as none at
all.
I couldn't even keep it up last night.
This isn't about your erection, Neil.
This is about our calling, our beliefs.
You're right, this isn't just about my erection, my whole life has been about my erection.
And now, maybe it's time to be about something more.
I mean is this really my calling, taking advantage of insecure women?
Taking advantage?
We are making dreams come true here, Neil.
We are giving confidence to the insecure, enabling women to reach their full potential.
You really believe that, don't you?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with me?
Why don't you ask yourself that?
You've never said foot in a meditation chamber.
I discovered enlightenment on my own.
I've never said foot in a meditation chamber.
I've never said foot in a meditation chamber.
I've never said foot in a meditation chamber.
I discovered enlightenment on my own.
I created all of this.
I don't need your machine, but you.
You risk undermining the entire operation with your risky behavior, your perversion.
I forbid you.
It's my fucking machine.
Prophets from my book.
Surpassed prophets.
From the compound this quarter, my religion is worth more than your machine.
My religion is nothing without my machine.
You bitch.
Thanks for meeting me here.
Sure.
Do you think it will change you?
What are you talking about?
Perfection.
It will change you on the inside.
Total beauty enlightenment starts from within.
Total beauty enlightenment is a machine.
I could have perfected you the first day you set foot on the compound.
Is this some sort of test?
No.
This is a confession.
Don't you see what I'm trying to tell you?
This whole program is a fraud.
You're telling me I just sat through six weeks of meditation bullshit for nothing?
Not exactly nothing.
Religions are exempt from taxes and FDA regulations.
Why are you telling me this?
I don't know.
I thought you would understand.
Maybe I could convince you to not go through with this.
You think I want to look like a creepy bimbo?
I'm only doing this because every other woman in my firm already has.
But the machine, it changes women.
I don't want to see that happen to you.
If it's so bad, why don't you shut it down?
Are you crazy?
Do you have any idea how much money I'm making?
I should be getting back before Her Majesty notices I'm missing.
Wait.
Ladies, tonight is the night.
After three months of training, you have completed the final stage.
Tonight, you enter the meditation chamber.
And if you believe, you will emerge having reached total beauty enlightenment.
Now, repeat after me.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
Feel the beauty.
Tense the swell from your soul to the surface.
I am beautiful.
Let it expand until the perfection penetrates your pores.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
That makes you so special, right?
Maybe, maybe I'm not ready to be enlightened, darling.
You'll be enlightened whether you like it or not.
I'm quick.
Let me go.
I don't want my job.
I don't want beauty.
Stop! Stop!
There's no enlightenment. It's a machine.
You don't need it. You're already beautiful.
Please!
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
Stop.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
I am beautiful.
