I go to parties because boys are there, obviously.
I like to go to parties because that's where you meet a lot of cool people.
That's where all the pictures are taken that go on everybody's profiles.
And I think they're fun. I don't drink or anything, so they're alright.
I go to parties because it's where I get all my information that I can use against people.
So we found the guy for Corey. He's super cute. And he's in my math class.
And he was talking about her. And I was like, oh that's weird because she's my friend.
Do you want me to hook it up?
Sounds perfect.
Hold on. My mom has a surprise for me.
I'll call you back. Bye.
Happy Hanukkah!
Oy vey.
It's Hanukkah.
Hanukkah!
Okay, when lighting candles for a holiday.
I still don't get what Jewish is.
Yeah, we're learning.
Okay, Baruch Atay Adanay Loay.
I'm going out with Mary and Abby.
You're going to have fun.
Hey, I'm on my way.
Mom, I'm going out.
Oh, where are you going honey?
Bowling in a movie.
Bowling again. You must be so amazing by now.
I tried.
Okay, have fun honey.
Bye.
Hey.
Hi.
I'm so ready to get white girl wasted tonight.
So ready to take care of you.
Cory's nice and she's my best friend, but she's a best girl.
So, would you tell your mom that we were going?
I told her we were going to movies and I'm bowling.
With Abby.
Wow, bowling three weeks in a row?
It's my mom. She's retarded.
Abby, we're here.
Okay, I'm on my way.
Okay, hurry up.
Let's go.
Hi.
Let's rage.
How's work?
It's fun.
It's really funny to go to parties with Cory because I like to tell guys to go up to her
and talk to her because it makes her really uncomfortable because she's so shy.
Abby at parties is, she's really bossy.
She's always trying to like control the beer pong games and like making lists.
Abby's, I don't know what you mean because she's like my friend.
She takes care of me, but Abby's really bossy and it kind of scares me.
Marianne, she, and then you're taking care of her the whole night because she's lying on the floor
and then I have to be the mom because I can't have people seeing that my friend is out of control.
Is this even the right house?
Dude, nothing's even happening.
Let's just go look.
Wait, is my hair okay?
Yeah.
Isn't that just skirt short enough?
Marianne's very into boys.
I don't want to call her slut, but...
Yes.
What the...
What?
But we're going to make her...
We're going to make Shin.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
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Ow.
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