Woo!
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Watch it!
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Woo! Oh, catching a bit of the fake one!
Oh yeah!
Lemonade in the water!
Oh!
The heat rising off the asphalt to show your wavy lines!
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And in the distance, a car comes down the road.
Gravel! Gravel!
The wavy heat line pulls up.
The stranger gets out.
This car has one of those antennas with like a raccoon's tail flying furiously on it.
This one rattlesnake boots.
The air conditioner in this car never worked.
Never did.
He's got a companion.
She stands over here, cut off jeans, cowboy boots, and her shirt tucked just right.
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First time I've seen a foot in this town.
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Are we ever going to get to where we're going?
Are we ever going to get to where we're going?
I mean, I am looking at this, and there it's hard going.
Up top!
We're right here, and that's all we're getting to.
City streets and cameras around next.
Are we there yet? I'm hot, Dad.
We are going to get to where we're going.
Good. I've been walking down this turnstile highway where I owe a life.
Are we ever going to get to where we're going?
I mean, I'm Italian. I should have navigation in my blog.
It's embarrassment.
No, I won't.
The world lost I is.
Why did I wear my new shoes?
I smell a hot garbage on the street.
Don't they ever have straps in the table?
Well, I guess I live here now.
I'm really excited to meet you all.
Roach.
Rat.
One balloon in a band that says, Welcome Blank.
Blue bug.
Got a pair of conditioning units in the wall with the single ribbon doing this.
Maybe it's the heat. Maybe it's not the flu.
It is so hot.
As she dwells on her own mortality, she wonders, is this heat stroke?
Is this heat stroke?
Is this heat stroke?
Is this heat stroke only heat stroke?
Is this heat stroke? Is this heat stroke?
It must be heat stroke! Only heat could be so drastic!
Heat stroke!
Alright, I think that's the last of the boxes.
You know something, Margaret? You're the best lamp assistant I've ever had.
Which is what makes the next part of this so hard.
Yes, Professor Rivers?
I'm transferring you.
I mean, I would never second guess your judgment, Professor Rivers.
I mean, a man of your esteem, a man of letters.
I mean, there's a whole library with your name on it.
Professor Paul Rivers.
Professor Paul Rivers, I mean.
But your two cares, Meg.
What?
Bones is no place for you.
I feel at home among the spirits of the dead.
I find solace here.
See, my charisma and high cheekbones have been a burden since I was a boy.
I'd love to hear more about that.
You didn't bring your assignment in today, son.
I know.
I can't stay mad.
And he died.
He wasn't paying attention. He was going over our conversation in his head.
And he walked into a bus, a moving bus.
When you say he walked into a bus, do you mean he walked into the door of a bus to get out and travel?
No, he walked into a street and the bus was going down.
Oh.
His funeral was very sad.
His wife was pregnant.
It was like it was a cop.
It was only $4.00 left.
The story you've just told me makes what I'm about to say even harder than what I said before.
I'm transferring you to bus archaeology.
But look, I'm positive that the church is around here somewhere.
I mean, the guy who looks all talk about it.
These are adult shops in crappy liquor stores.
I mean, I made a church around here.
I mean, Amsterdam as well, no.
I'm looking for a church.
I'm looking for a church.
Everyone who comes down Damienplatz looks for a church.
Just don't talk to him.
No, no, no, please, please.
Are you a local here?
Of course I have always maybe been.
June, the church of St. Anselm?
Yes, yes, yes.
St. Anselm?
I'm here, yes.
Clearly he's a charlatan and he's trying to drive in the face of the town.
He's trying to rape a brother.
He says, no, no, no, no.
I am here to show you which way you're up.
You're going to do my thing.
She's going to give us a second.
You're going to do my thing.
I am a lady where it counts.
I am so sorry.
That's really interesting.
Every man is a place where trickery becomes truth and truth becomes mystery.
That's why we came here.
That's why we're here.
We're from Oshkosh, Wisconsin.
Oshkosh, Oshkosh, Oshkosh.
My little children, they wear these things.
They've done around dancing and practicing.
They dance and they dig and do.
She's already riddling you, riddling.
She's going to whittle you into her lair.
I think the correct term is he.
He'll go.
I think he probably identifies as a he, even though the sex organs are un-June.
I'm pretty sure.
Robert, I don't want to offend.
We're in a foreign land.
If it doesn't pan out, we'll just go our merry way and tell them we just changed our mind
and we're going to go to some other place.
And each one of them drowns in the water.
I love them, too.
I watched them go away.
Robert.
No, no.
The place is the church in which I will show you how to make everything that has been wrong in your life all right.
Okay, we're off to that stop.
Oh, Daniel, I didn't know you were in here.
I'll leave.
You can stay.
No, I know.
I was just changing for the gym.
It's just that every time I'm around you, I feel uncomfortably warm, so I'm just going to go.
It's not you, it's me.
No, Jessica, please.
I just, Daniel, I can't because the...
Are you uncomfortable?
Are you uncomfortable with the nail body?
I'm physically uncomfortable.
It's nothing to do with you.
It's just for some reason it happens around you.
Really?
Yeah.
I apologize. It's really rude of me, but I'm going to go.
That's all right. You know what? I was just going to do some stretches.
Okay.
If you want to stay, you can.
Well, I mean, this book is not supposed to leave this room, so...
I guess I should probably stay.
Yeah.
Why are you stretching in the library?
Tell me about the abs.
Um, there, uh...
Can we just talk about something else?
I want to hear about the abs.
They're really impressive.
I've been having one sex with the same man for 15 years.
Tell me about the abs.
Marianne, they're very, um, they're six of them.
They're six more.
No.
Six.
Wait, six? Like three on each side?
Six on each side.
Oh.
Okay. I think it's called a 12-pack.
Tell me if you're going to do it.
Tell me, please.
I can't. I'm so physically uncomfortable.
Oh, my God.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, wow.
Um, Daniel, can you please stop that?
I'm sorry. When I make the noise, it helps me out.
Uh-huh.
It doesn't really help, man.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
It hits the water.
Wait, wait, what is that?
I mean, you should be going with...
So how many did he do before?
He thought he fell over.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah.
I could drink this lemonade.
September, maybe through October.
You gotta get really close up this glass,
because there's just...
condensation should be running.
It's cold.
It's cold and condensation is just running down.
Like, he's thinking right now,
I should put a glove on.
That's how close it is.
I don't know what I'd do without this money.
Lemonade's made for drinking.
Gotta get inside.
This man's hard. It's icy.
It's ice cold.
It's so cold.
There's a little figurative icicles falling off.
It's ventricles.
That's how old and icy his heart is.
Every last drop.
Went by the orphanage the other day.
How are things at Shady Hill?
Not a cute one among them.
They all look like broken down sheep.
Not even lamb-like.
Gnarled and such.
And look up here out the window, you see.
And the hill back there, you see Shady Hill.
It's so cold there because there's children
unloved by anyone.
It's so cold.
They asked me if I wanted to come up
and read them some stories this afternoon.
That fall on deaf ears, don't you know?
Seeing as they're not good at comprehension,
being as their eardrums are fixed,
not to hear nothing.
Their deafness is not
my problem on a hot summer day.
I prefer calling them dumb.
Not in the colloquial way,
but in the old timey way,
as deaf, dumb and blind.
Personal choice, as it were.
What if we'd have been born that way
would we feel any different?
I suspect not.
I never cared for the kindness of others.
No.
Find it, showy.
I found it from this conversation.
A bird.
You gotta get real close on the space
in between these people,
because they hate each other so much.
They're like icicles dripping here.
Neither of them even understands
why they need to be talking right now.
It's so cold.
You ever think about digging your own grave?
The day goes by, I do not.
I couldn't do it for you.
A flock of penguins.
Unfortunate case of icebergs.
Suicide is looking real good right now.
It wasn't for eternal damnation.
I would have left my mortal coil
a long, long, long time ago.
You gotta get real up close.
Kevin.
It's cold.
Is it left?
I didn't care for that reaction.
First day, huh?
Yeah.
It's your first day on boss paleotology control, huh?
It is, it is.
Well, the boss is a place where humanity exists.
It is.
It's God's shipping system, as it were.
Oh, yeah.
There's all kinds of things you can see
learn about a man or a woman here in the bus.
Here, please step inside.
Thank you.
This is from Jesus Christ.
This right here, a chalk line of a man that died last night.
Had a coronary or heat stroke.
I don't know.
Didn't talk to the cops, don't appreciate them, don't trust them.
The government's got too many tentacles all over me.
Anyway, this man showed up with a ticket
and he died right in front of you.
Look at that right there.
I can't see it.
It's a raccoon.
I thought this was his.
That raccoon paid for a ticket dressed up as a man.
Dricked me for some lawful.
How is there no, the guilt is not even riding on you at all.
You have to have an icy heart to ride a bus, my friend.
A literal icy heart?
No, no.
Oh, here's Posh. I'm talking about an icy heart.
Oh, icy heart.
That's right.
Can it be cold if you want to take around the souls of the damned?
Everybody who rides the bus is dead.
Yeah, I follow.
Take, friend.
How'd you get this patrol?
Well, I was living out my dream of Professor Rivers we were in.
Go on.
We were on an archaeological dig in Madagascar.
Sure. See the lemurs?
Yes, we did.
These are all the creatures they are, every last one of them.
Their eyes are tiny than their hearts.
That's a lesson to be learned right there.
I'm not sure if any of that is true.
Sir, a clearance.
You found my charisma, which I know is lacking at this very moment.
Oh, no. Not at all.
The way I see you right now, I want to take off my fancy button.
Listen to me right now!
You forget this conversation.
You go home and you pay attention to each step you take as you walk out of this building.
Think about this conversation one now.
Yes, I have cool blue eyes and I have a jaw bone that can cut off locker keys.
But I need you to get that out of your brain!
You need to focus on each moment or I swear to God you will die.
I committed myself to a lifetime of bones and dead people.
And they put me back.
Back where I should never be.
Yes, sir. Yes.
I've never felt that kind of coldness since I drove Rock Hudson down to the river where you met a fan.
Alright, I see what you're trying to say.
Come on, come on.
It's just that he's interesting.
I am not going to say I told you so.
They may just want us to take pictures of this to bring back more.
This will be the talk of Oshkosh.
Robert, you're not leaving me today.
No, is it good?
No.
I wanted to tell you where the judge was.
I wanted to show you the way to your secrets.
You're not listening! They were not listening!
What? Yeah, it's okay.
Some people boo and others chant Latin.
Wow!
Absentem is a culture of mixed races and places.
We smoke weed. We do ecstasy.
We have sex with every hole in the human body.
Wow! Could I offer one thing?
My wife is a little uncomfortable right now.
Maybe if she could go, I could stay.
They want to go. They want to go.
They want to go, and they want to go.
Everyone wants to go. Here, eat of the heart.
What?
Eat of the heart.
I'll just take a little bite of it.
Robert!
Just you. I'll take a little bite of it.
Eat of the heart!
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
My stomach is getting bigger.
Oh, no!
Go ahead!
Why the hard?
It's kinda sweet.
My health.
My health and blood sugar.
I believe this is cell phone.
And I was not here cell phone.
I shall answer.
Is he talking into your diabetic leader?
Hello.
Uh, it's about time, mom.
Cheers.
Is this your child?
Would you like to say something?
Is it dying wish?
We're fine, don't worry.
Go ahead.
Please don't drink and drive.
If we don't make it back, we're having a great time.
If we don't make it back, we're having a great time.
We met a really interesting person.
That is me.
Your mother is taking it as she takes it.
And I hope to see you.
We still haven't been to the Church of St. Anzac,
but I'm sure it's here somewhere.
You have always been in a church of Anzac.
This is a church of Anzac.
This is a church of Anzac.
Don't text and drive either, whatever you do.
If you let my wife go, I could stay.
It would be fine.
She's not enjoying it.
I don't want to be a stick in the mud for her.
She is going to be a stick in the mud for me.
Robert, I don't understand why you don't want to come with me.
She seems to be interested, doesn't she?
Too much bickering, not enough connection.
But we're kind of not facing each other.
This is the taste of any relationship.
When you look at each other, you must communicate with each other.
That was a menace councilor in a previous life.
How are you, Sam?
I'm doing great, great, great.
Hey, I don't want to throw this up.
Did you have an orgasm in your cubit around 1245?
That was on the list of words that HR gave us
that we shouldn't just be bandying about.
Okay, did you have a non-voluntary reaction
when I was doing my musical?
Just saying, everyone in the office heard it.
It was like a fucking middle of when Harry met Sally
and they didn't know it was Harry in here.
Did you guys hear some fucking over by...
I don't know.
I heard it.
I didn't hear a thing.
Really?
No.
It sounded like a female voice.
Well, I was one of those ladies.
I thought it was a seagull caught in a car,
but I didn't know it was a seagull.
Well, I'll go check the parking lot, but...
I think it was this.
Yeah, well, I can't...
I got it with the words at first.
No, seriously, I think people were...
Again, I got it too.
And just because you're not saying the words
on the list that HR sent us,
the hand gestures insinuated us.
It was, you know...
I'm sorry, I'll be back.
Hey, did you guys hear like an animal dying
or something, or what?
Was it something like an animal dying?
Yeah, because it just sounded like...
It kind of sounded like a lady having an orgasm,
but boy, that sounded like a horrible orgasm.
Maybe an orgasm that could have killed someone.
Yeah, something that could have killed an orgasm,
but it could have killed someone.
An animal.
Blake hasn't spoken to anyone in like 15 years.
No!
Get up!
Look at me!
It wasn't me!
Somebody I'm covering up for.
I'm not very good at lying.
Denise, you're bad at lying.
You're great at having an orgasm in the office.
You're really bad at lying.
Just saying weird things are happening.
You gotta check yourself. You're a lady.
I am seeking professionalism.
It happens...
Yes, over and over.
Three times in the last four minutes.
Meanwhile, in the parking lot.
Come here, sequel.
Did you come to my carburetor?
Did you come to my carburetor?
I heard them sigh.
I came out here to...
It sounded like you were ejaculating to my carburetor.
Do you have one of those diseases
where you just come in carburetor or something?
No.
I like you.
I give you rice every other day.
I don't get why you're always
hanging out here in the parking lot of
a cyber corporation.
It's the heat, isn't it?
McDonald's french fry.
Segal, you're my best friend.
No one inside there knows me.
Talks to me, cares about me.
You do. You don't judge me.
Can I touch you
and not get some terrible alien flu?
But it was a lie.
Fucking Jesus.
We're just getting the coals ready here, guys.
The dude who walks across them will be out in a second.
It's going to be amazing.
Just like the poster said, I promise.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I am the magnificent Andy.
Thank you.
I realize it may be very hot in here,
but there is certainly a reason for it.
Maybe we have a bit of hot coals here.
Feel free to take off whatever you need to.
I realize it's very hot,
but I need complete and total concentration
before I walk across.
We have body issues.
That's fine, sir.
Please, classic t-shirt and a pool kind of guy.
Great, sure.
This is very dangerous.
Don't do this at home.
Concentration.
Wait, Andy, stop.
Don't do this.
Those coals are way too hot.
You can't do this, Andy.
Thanks, Ted.
I appreciate that, but I live on the edge.
I guess you're going to do it then.
Oh, man.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
complete and total Andy as your physician.
I do have to remind you
that hot coals can be permanent damage to your passion.
Dr. Peterson,
thank you for being here.
I appreciate your medical opinion,
but you don't understand.
I live on the edge and therefore
I must walk across these coals.
Your HMO won't like this.
Oh, boy.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
complete and total Andy.
Oh, Andy.
Carol.
Andy, I love you.
Don't do this.
Andy.
My fiance, ladies and gentlemen,
I must be crazy.
Complete and total concentration
as I walk across these coals.
How are you doing?
Waiting on my coffee.
We're done.
Bus.
You've seen them.
What are you doing?
I walk across my coals.
That must be inspirational.
Yeah, that's nice.
I was iced decaf.
No sugar, room for milk.
Thank you.
How much cream would you like?
How much?
Top of a pinky's worth.
It's really inspirational.
Thank you. It's really inspirational what you do.
I'm sure that really breaks down your fears and barriers.
Yeah, yeah.
I expect that.
I consider you a hero.
Do either of you feel like adopting an orphan?
I was drunk as you did.
No one ever looked at me.
No one ever looked at me.
Two minutes, seven minutes.
Complete concentration, ladies and gentlemen.
Complete concentration.
As I am about to walk across these coals.
You can just say it all.
We'd love to see it.
We're really...
Andy! Andy, don't you remember me?
Andy, don't you remember me?
You did not take... you did not hit me on the lap day.
I'm about to walk across hot coals here.
Yes, I live the life of terrible tragedy.
I have to see you, hey, you know.
I accept this.
Just gonna do the hot coals thing.
I didn't understand that.
Sure. I influenced it then.
Okay.
How are you two with hearts?
Hot coals.
Really?
Oh my God, I'm so lucky.
Ma'am, well, ma'am!
Ma'am!
Thank you.
