Of course, my parents want me to get a real job that any parent wants their son to get
a real job.
But, you know, all my friends, they're growing up and they've all got their degree and now
they have, you know, real jobs and good jobs, but I don't know, I just, I'd rather deliver
pizza.
I don't know.
Instead, it's thrilling.
I really just can't see myself doing something else right now.
It's kind of like gambling, because you never know how much money you're going to make on
a delivery, so you get the delivery there as fast as you possibly can.
Like, you're a busting ass to get there, you know?
And when you finally get there and, like, you deliver these people their food, like,
A, first off, you're the best person in the world.
Like, they're like, oh my God, my food's here.
I love you.
Second of all, like, it's always a gamble.
You never know if you're going to get a $5 tip, I've gotten $10 tips, I've gotten $20
tips.
It all depends on the person.
So, it's kind of like, it's exhilarating.
The money is really not important to me.
I like being able to come into work and just do whatever I want to do, you know, like,
I got to make these people's pizza and that's it, really.
That's my only responsibility is getting someone's food to them at a decent amount of time, so
other than that, like, I can, you know, I can be myself.
I take a nap before I come into work, obviously, because I work late and I put on the same
shorts.
I pretty much sort through my clothes, find a t-shirt that I like, I put on the t-shirt,
and that's it.
That's my uniform.
It's just shorts and a t-shirt.
And I'm pretty sure I'm known as that skinny guy that wears shorts and a t-shirt that delivers
my pizza around here, so, like, pretty sure the whole town I've delivered to them drunk
secondly, so maybe they don't remember me.
I like being out on the road.
It's just me and my car, you know?
But yeah, like, right, it's 25 right here, but since I'm delivering, I'll probably go
like 40.
Got that car top, you know?
Who doesn't like pizza, man?
You got, like, all five food groups right there.
I mean, you got cheese, meat.
That's all you pretty much need, and you got vegetables, which you can't see, so not only
does it appeal to mothers across the world, it appeals to children, men, it's like everyone
can eat pizza.
And if you don't eat pizza, get the fuck out of America.
I love pizza.
I hope I get to work here forever.
