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You sure get good to see you all right granddad
Okay, I'm gonna like to be his wife in this area. I've been having trouble with one little bugger in particularly
Yeah, come away in
Your mother said he was just staying for a few days. Have you packed your entire house? Yeah, wouldn't I?
Oh
I'll get the tea then shall I
Look at the tea
So you're right then not really seen you since
Well the funeral you just keep going
You know how it is. Yeah
Mum says she invited you to go and stay with her out in Spain the eightest strange times
So
Why is Lucy left you I might have left her you didn't thought did you know it?
It's complicated
Lucy says I'll stop trying
Probably better off without me. I'll not have you moping around the house whingeing on about your failed marriage
Okay
Get off it you little creep. Oh, that bloody spirals a menace. It's always taking food
Right, is it sorry is that not the point of the feeder? It's a bird feeder shuggy
It's for feeding birds not filthy rodents. I
Said nothing fancy
I know that's why I made you spaghetti granddad
I was thinking you could sell some of your old stuff on eBay what stuff I don't know just you know
All your old tools you got lying about no and he does
Well, you don't need men's stuff anymore. Maybe you could sell some of that
You don't just come in here and tell me what to do. You'll not touch our things. I was deal with your own problems
Start with your marriage
I'm going to bed sorry I shouted
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Whoa, what are you doing get dressed and meet me in the kitchen? Why you're gonna help me kill the squirrel
We're not killing the squirrel granddad for too long that runt has pledged the spoils meant for its wing and bitters
It's a squirrel
He likes nuts. Oh, what?
That's a gun. It's a pistol shuggy gas powered
You see that pile of these there a little thief gets anywhere near it and snap. He breaks his tiny neck
Oh, that's horrible granddad. No, we play the waiting game
I don't remember you hating squirrels this much. I don't hate spuddles. I just hate this squirrel
There's a look about him there
Well done granddad
collateral damage look at that
Killed the very thing you were sworn to protect
You can see why Lucy left you. You're a very sarcastic man. All right. Well, I've had my fill of bird murder for them
This man
Oh
What was that meant to happen I come
Oh
Oh god say sugar who's gone up the stairs? Oh my god, we'll do these things
The devilish weasel gave us a slip
Shuggie was this week of a door open
Right, right, that's it. We're calling pest control wait
Clive
You
Bastard you I
Didn't think it was possible, but the evidence is irrefutable what you want about I
Think the squirrel is possessed with the spirit of my old army comrade Clive
We both caught a degree mother during the war he asked it to marry him, but she chose mean he hated me ever since
Okay, he died last month
Right around the time the squirrel showed up. Oh, come on granddad. What was it doing in that wee cupboard? I don't know, but let's go. All right. Oh
Now Clive has come back in the guise of that bushy tailed monster. He's come back to take me with him
To hell
Hello, Mrs. Arowali. Hello Derek. This is my grandson Hugh
Hugh, his wife just left him. Well, have a nice day
Sorry, is that not even your bird feeder? Oh
Oh, why are we doing this? Come on with a job to do my wife's left me. I've been kicked out of my home
I'm living with my granddad
I have a salad bowl take to my head and a funnel on my nuts protecting them from a squirrel
That is possessed by the spirit of your dead best ex-mate because he's been nicking nuts that don't even belong to you shuggy
When squirrels can wantonly pillage that which is meant for birds when they can steal and scheme and forgo all the consequences
When that happens, we are in a terrible state of affairs my boy. It's the principle Clive must be stopped
It's all right to say you miss her
This is not about her this is about stopping a thief nothing more come on
Wait whoa whoa wait wait if if we kill this thing which I'm not
Entirely comfortable with promise me
You'll take a holiday
Maybe go and see mum in Spain
I
Yes or no
Yes, good enough right then
Let's kill this squirrel
Ah, where is he? Where is he? Get away from her Clive
People watch okay
Beast
Oh
Ruby would kill me if you saw this mess
It's all right
Also, it's not all right. She'd never let things go this far. She was so much smarter than me
She was pretty special
Every day I wake up and feel like a of a missing limb
She did everything for me
I'm sorry granddad
I miss her so much
I know I do too you miss Lucy
Yeah, yeah, I do
But it's pointless now oh for God's sake shaggy if I'd not twisted my ankle I'd give you a slap
What have I done? How do you think your grandmother and me were married for so long?
Do you think it was all rosy? We hated each other some days so what so you've you've you've got to work at it
You just can't give up you've got to give it a try shaggy. What if Lucy is not the right one for me
Then when things fall apart at least you'd know you've tried to make it work. I can't get Ruby back
But maybe you and Lucy. Yes, but if I go back to lose Jackson. Do you get him all then?
I think so. I've found some of him here. Nice
I feel like we should say something
I'm sorry Clive. I'm sorry you felt it necessary to possess a squirrel and try to kill me
The best man won, again
Yeah, something like that. Go phone your wife. What are you gonna do?
I'm going to phone your mother and feel like a wee bit of sun. Bye then
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