This is going to require four hands.
Well, I'm kind of tied up right now, Glenn.
You're going to want to see this.
All right, if it's not a jacuzzi full of lesbians,
I'm going to be very upset that you interrupted my lunch break.
See, I was really enjoying this, Glenn,
but, see, now I feel like I'm exercising.
You don't eat while you're exercising.
That's your responsibility.
Well, I'm going to be very upset that you interrupted my lunch break.
See, I was really enjoying this, Glenn,
but, see, now I feel like I'm exercising.
You don't eat while you're exercising.
Well, I know, I've never been faced with a paraplegic before, either.
I can hear you guys.
Now, like, whoa, she's a babe.
All right, on the count of three.
With my back? What, are you crazy?
What's wrong with your back?
It's got still Frisbee golf when you're classic.
I was warming up and I slipped a disc.
Which shattered a lifetime of dreams in seconds, Al.
Was that a career-ending injury?
I'd still play for fun,
but, yeah, I had to give up the competitive circuit.
You know, if you're not doing anything tomorrow,
we could hit a round before I have to go to work.
What do you think? I'll bring the beer.
You realize we're taking her to the airport, right?
In the middle of something, Glenn?
I'll be out of town tomorrow.
Plus, this baby isn't too good on grass.
Oh, Touche. Rain check.
That's when you just postpone it for a little bit.
Yeah. So, the airport?
Oh, yeah.
Do you think what I'm thinking?
How's that possible?
I was so deliberately vague.
I'm Dwayne.
Alice.
Nice to meet you, Alice.
Where are you headed?
Portland.
Beautiful city.
You know, I'd consider living there
if it wasn't for the people.
Yeah.
So, what is going on in the land of ports, huh?
Boyfriend? Funeral?
Boyfriend's funeral?
I'm on the Paradise Valley Roller Girls.
We've got a match.
Wait, a murder ball?
Roller Derby.
I'm not paralyzed.
I'm just sidelined for a few weeks.
Oh, that is great news for you and me.
Hey, Migo.
You mind watching my bike for just a second?
I'm not sure of Migo.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I used that term pretty loosely,
but would you just mind keeping an eye on it?
You tell those two pastel-witting fucks
I'm going to miss my flight.
Nah, I'm gonna stay with my brother.
Hey, man.
Buddy, so what's the emergency?
Oh, Dwayne's playing the slip disc in my back cart again.
Man, that guy will do anything to get out of Anastasia's work.
Yep.
So, are you, uh, working right now?
You know, it's almost impossible to find a marine biologist job in the city.
Might have to move to Tucson.
Yeah.
So, oh, by the way, the guy in the track suit,
he was shouting about how he's going to be late for his flight
or something like that.
People always want to take the last possible shuttle
when they miss their flight.
Who do they blame?
Come on.
Must be nice to travel in those.
Elastic waistband, room in the crotch.
Does that polyester breathe well?
Yeah, they're very comfortable.
See, I feel like the track suit toes the line perfectly.
It's not as casual as the sweats,
not as formal as slacks.
Like, you could be an athlete.
Or maybe you're just like an accountant
who likes to travel comfy.
Yeah, yeah.
Or you could be fucking creepy.
Or what my very sweet grandmother would call simple.
Is this safe?
After my jaw, my legs are the most powerful part of my body.
So, yeah, I'd say you're safe.
You okay?
Not really.
Nobody asked you?
Hey, show the ladies some respect.
Glenn, leave her behind.
Think of the others.
You must have us confused with another shuttle company.
Driving Arizona never leaves a passenger behind.
That's not entirely true.
Your cause is noble, and I respect that.
We left that guy behind last week.
We left that one lady behind twice.
Remember that when we got her there?
And then I was like, no, we got to take her back
because she forgot her bag.
And then we left her at home.
And then we never got her bag.
Appreciate the help, Joel.
Ah, no worries, man.
I really love helping people.
You know, I mean, Karma's kind of like my whole life.
It's a shame you're a trained scientist
because you make one-helping airport shuttle driver.
Oh, man, that's nice of you to say, but you know my heart belongs to the sea.
I do.
All right, thanks again, buddy.
Son of a bitch!
My Pujo's been stolen!
Who's the guy in the track suit?
Hey, buddy, did you see no?
Nobody likes a rat.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hurry up!
I'm gonna go after I've checked my blind spots.
What the hell is this guy?
Why do we care about this stranger's bike?
It's Joel.
I don't remember him.
He's in the back seat.
Hope we get your bike back, Joel.
Where is the son of a bitch?
That was my grandfather's bike.
The best is gonna pay.
What about Karma?
Karma?
You wanna give us $10 lap dances before 5pm?
Works at the Dream Palace?
I don't know her.
She's really cool.
Yeah.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hey, buddy, can you get that door for me?
Thank you.
Where are you going?
We're going to the freeway entrance and then the freeway is gonna take us to Sky Harbor
because we're gonna actually take these people to the airport because that's actually our
job.
What about Joel?
He helped us get these people in.
Joel is an understanding man and Uncle Jerry is not.
We've lost enough customers today.
Poor guy.
He's fine.
I'm going to rip your fucking eyeball out.
Try me.
I was all county wrestling.
They let little baby be the lady that's the way you're from.
I can't do this.
Alice, listen.
I know that I seem like the kind of guy's got it all figured out, but this whole thing
with you being in Portland and me being in Phoenix, I just, I don't see how it works.
Like, I...
Distance...
I'm just going away for the weekend.
Oh.
Ah, cool.
Yeah.
Hey Glenn, we're going to the Dream Palace.
Oh, let me give you a little...
Thanks.
There you go.
Glenn.
There you go.
