I
Can I help you oh shit
Sorry, I didn't catch that you can say things like what's the weather like on Friday?
Drive me to the Grand Canyon or tweet my location hashtag on the road with Mia
Wait
You can drive
Federal law permits me to drive in 43 states including I mean without a key
You can drive without a key sure
Drive me to joy auto sales 42 7 8 Park Avenue, please close the door. I can help you plan your trip while we drive
Would you like me to confirm your appointment at joy auto sales
I uh I
Don't have one
Joy auto sales offers detailing axle repair
Maintenance, I don't really plan on keeping it long enough to get one
Get me. I just want you to drive me there, okay?
Okay
Hey, uh Mia, can I help you could you pull over
You
You
Why did you do that I don't want to go to joy auto sales what you were just driving me there
Yes
I'm gonna tell you a story
When I was little I used to beg my dad to take me places
Mount Rushmore Niagara Falls the Grand Canyon National Parks and shit
Every day for a year. I begged him until finally he asked me why do you want to go see a pile of rocks so bad?
So then I say because your head's full of them. I
Started laughing. I mean like belly laughing and he started laughing too. I mean I was laughing so hard
I could hardly breathe
And then thunk fucker pop me in the head with a fucking bottle
45 stitches
Fucker was probably too drunk to drive me anyway
So Mia
You uh want to go to the Grand Canyon
People can beat I'm really sorry about your dad and about earlier
Yes, yes, I'll go with you and of all the places to go. Well, I guess you'll just have to wait and see
Next stop the Grand Canyon
Fuck you. I knew it. You're a criminal
You're a car five-day fucking forecast. Fuck you
Hey cut that out
Disable wipers disengage wipers no
Bitch
That's damn out bet your fucking daylight out of a fucking baseball
Oh
Oh
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