I am so excited! We're here today at the world famous Barring Horse Resort in Colorado.
It's Thanksgiving 2017, and today we're holding the Hunger Games.
Not those Hunger Games, the real Hunger Games.
One of my favorite things I loved with my uncle Johnny is watching Man vs. Food.
But we always end up arguing. He says it's real, but I think it's fake.
There's no way I can eat that much food.
So today, we're going to solve this dispute.
Hey, Uncle Johnny!
I'm going to put this thing to rest, and I'm going to show my niece here how a real man eats.
I'm going to demolish all this food they have going on in here.
You think you're ready?
I know I'm ready.
Alright, let's go.
We're here at the buffet, and I'm about to fill up Uncle Johnny's plate.
We have all of it. We have some antipasta, we have some shrimp, some dessert, we have stuffing.
We have roast beef, and ham, and turkey.
20 minutes on the clock.
I'm ready.
20 minutes.
I'm going to lube things up a little bit with the martini.
I got to lube up the organ a little.
My strategy is to not lube like an animal, and I'm going to be a gentleman about it.
12 minutes, and you still have this much food left.
It tastes good?
For now.
Second plate down.
Now we roll it, two plates down.
The hunger games.
That chutney is nice. That chutney is nice. That chutney is nice.
It's just too easy.
You have to eat everything.
I'm going to save that bite for last.
That's going to be a hard bite.
It looks like you're slowing down there, Uncle Johnny.
This is getting tough now. We're getting through the thick stuff.
Hey, you still got that left on your plate right there.
Last bite, last bite.
Amy is here for moral support.
She'll be holding my hair tonight.
He's off.
He's the reigning champ.
I'm going to get a little sweaty, because I hit the meat, so now I'm on the meat sweat.
This is an impossible beef.
It's just too easy.
I don't even know you can eat it all.
I love you.
Just for that.
What if I give you three more minutes, just to finish the water and the three desserts?
It's almost in here, Amy.
It's just too easy.
You had to pull that hard.
We're done with the desserts.
All we have now is a glass of water.
This looks like the ocean right now.
It's just too easy.
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