Who compares all things, those unbecoming as well as those becoming a man?
The method of the fifth was not the- oh, hello.
I wasn't expecting you so soon.
Welcome to Midwest Underground.
I'm your host, Archibald Projus, and I've got some interesting things to show you today.
Come closer.
Take a look.
Where is that magical book?
Here it is.
Hold on to your socks and hoes, then pull it.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no but hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, start
with your balls, then go to the back of the 상민-魄.
Just don't do what I can't tell you
And tell me what's been on your mind
I never loved, I was free
It came in my head
Tell me, tell me
What's got the sound?
It was for this life, it was for a long time
I never did, it's not fair
Because it's not the end
Because it's the things to do
That I make the list without you
I just can't do it
I never was coming away
Whatever came the way
I put them in front of me
Because I can't do it
They come and go
On another day
But I didn't do no right for you
I just don't have faith
If it wasn't for you
I was coming for me
But I never had the feel
How I felt
Feeling poor
Sinking for life
How can I exist for life
Feeling poor
Sinking for life
How can I exist for life
To find out exactly what the public wanted
And here are our results
We listen to electronic music, trance music, techno
So that's studio based
And DJs like DJ Tiesto or Paul Van Dyke
Other than that, classical as well
Which is very non vocal
The top 40s that we have like Lady Gaga
Or Madonna way back when
I really like poppy stuff
And maybe some folksy alternative type of thing as well
To counterbalance the upbeat music
Oh good looking helps in a band
Um, I guess it kind of depends on like what I'm doing
But if I'm like going out
Like I want to listen to like play just rap music
It's no wonder we chose Cave Bear to kick off our first show
Now, let's see another song
Quite the opposite
I think this is the end of the art
The only one in this
I'm just a beautiful
I'm just a beautiful kid
But I'll be standing here
I've been falling so big
This was a real
I'm just a brilliant
We're not the only ones going on
In this whole cycle of winning how
Quite the opposite
I think this is the end of the art
The only one in this
You're a fool in the time of something like this
Saving my life for a life like this
I don't give a f***** about thinking outside
I'm just a beautiful
I'm just a beautiful kid
But I'll be standing here
I've been falling so big
This is the end of the art
The only one in this
Don't ever rip your tentacles, or blow my ventricles
Telling time wrong, we're coming for my own
Knowledge steps to prevail, failed in everything
Now, the decision will stand up to all we have
The missing bullet has come and gone
I'm defied, I'm carried on
We need to be on board
But if I cannot break it, I don't understand it
I think I'm dead, I'm made to fall for you
I can't sit still, we all
We must think of our own, and it won't stand up
And it won't stand up
And it won't stand up
And it won't stand up
And it won't stand up
That was riveting
I'd like to take time to thank Cave Bear
For coming all the way from Chicago
To perform for our wonderful audience
Oh, seems I have a visitor
Oh, it's my neighbor Phil
Hey Phil
I got your mail, again
Thanks, how you doing?
Well actually, not so good, I just got off a 16 hour shift
To find out that my wife's leaving me
I have no idea where I was going to stay
Anyway, let's see what I got in the mail
It's a video from my personal therapist, Eddie Snyder
Let's take a look and see what it's all about
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That engulfed my appetite
In a flame of constant hunger pangs
Desiring more sustenance and fine art
I'm hungry
Grandpa, order me a pizza
I stole one
The fire went up, we're accepting private numbers
Hello, your deliver
We don't accept private numbers
You what?
We aren't accepting private numbers
Well, my wife put it on a
How can, can you call me back?
No, you can call back
I think you can pick it up on private
I don't know how to do it, it's automatic
What's your phone number?
It's area code 812
332
2
5
You want to just call me back?
No, where are you, what's your address?
It's, uh, Kinzer Pike
334
334, it's Norman Waggler
Waggler, you should have my last name there
I have, okay, 334, what on Kinzer Pike?
Just West Kinzer Pike?
Yes
North Kinzer Pike, and that's a house, right?
Yes
Who's like the owner?
What do y'all deliver?
Yeah
Okay, good, well, honey, what do you want?
Okay, we need one medium pizza
Pepperoni and extra cheese, please
We only have small or extra large
Well, small
A small extra cheese pizza?
Yeah, and on a second I need extra large
Okay
Deep dish, y'all do deep dish?
So hand-tossed and crested or multi-grain crested?
Well, hand-tossed will be good with the livers
Yeah, hand-tossed with cheese and just livers, I'll be it
We don't have livers on it
You just told me you do livers
No, I didn't
Yes, you did
I said
So first thing I ask you is if y'all do livers
And you said yeah
I thought you asked if we delivered
If we deliver, of course you deliver, you deliver
I didn't know, because we usually don't deliver it to you
And so that's what I thought you were asking
Well, what in the hell
Can I speak to your manager, please?
Yeah, hold on
Thanks for holding this sh** on, how can I help you?
Oh sh**, this is Norman Waggler
And apparently we have a problem here
I called, I wouldn't order a pizza
And y'all don't carry livers anymore
But when I first asked the lady who picked up the phone there
She said y'all had them
Now she's telling me that you don't
Okay, well, I apologize for that
Is your address 334 North Kinzer Pike?
That's right
Okay, unfortunately we did not deliver to your address
I'll meet you somewhere
Well, I can always
I can make
Okay, that's fine
Either way, we don't have livers
We have anchovies is the only thing that we
What kind of anchovies you got there?
Just regular anchovies
Well, we're gonna have to specify
Because right now such things are regular fish here
Because my wife's allergic to tuna
Okay, can you tell me what your street address is?
Yeah
It's Kinzer Pike
What's the street number?
334
Okay, yeah, unfortunately that would be the
Well, how about I just come down there
I'd just come down there and talk to you face to face, buddy
If you keep asking me about it
I'd just come down there and talk to you face to face
I'd just come down there and talk to you face to face
Buddy, if you keep asking me honest questions
I mean, hell in hell I just
Okay, well, unfortunately we did not deliver to you
Well, unfortunately you're gonna have to not raise your voice
You're a manager, I'll come down and whip your ass
You wanna be out of a job
Raise your voice to me
Sir, you can just calm down now
No one's raising their voice
You were just raising your voice to me
I'm a senior citizen, dammit
I deserve to be respected
Well, I had never said I wasn't respecting you, sir
We just do not deliver to your address
Okay, well, that's fine
That's all you had to say
You didn't have to go on asking me a million damn questions
Well, because I asked you your address twice
And you never gave it to me
Well, because I gave it to you
I gave it to your damn girl three times
I don't feel the need to be answering
a million questions
It's saying who wants to be a millionaire
I just want a damn pizza
Well, I apologize
You just keep laughing, buddy
That's fine, I'll be down there
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Well
Our next act is
Local Bloomingtonians Uralaya
And they're good
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Well
We've got one more Uralaya song for you
And here it is
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Well that's it for this episode.
I'm Archibald Projus,
signing off for Midwest Underground.
Good night Bloomington.
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Oh, hello there.
I wasn't expecting you.
Hi, how's it going?
I'm out of my mind.
I'm running through a field of daisies right now.
I've lost all control with my life.
I'm just going in a downward spiral I am.
I am. I really am.
I just got kicked out of my parents' house
and all has gone to shit from there.
I don't know what to do.
I've had and gulped my appetite in a flame of constant hunger pangs,
desiring more sustenance than fine art.
I'm hungry.
Damn! I've been f***ed.
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Three D Delicious.
Oh, hi.
Well, we've got something very special for you up next.
After recent analysis of f***...
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Three D Delicious.
The treatment of acute cocaine poisoning.
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Now, wait.
So, how? Where?
Do it one more time.
Go ahead and lean into the where you're going to be
so I can get focus on that.
Lean here.
Okay, that's good. Now lean back.
Okay, and then now do it.
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Come closer. Take a look.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I like that.
Just add this for a second.
Do whatever you want.
Hello.
I just snorted.
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