I wish the guy in the tissue, I wish the guy in the tissue, does that mean I'll be recognized,
lionized, micronized, canonized?
Does that mean the barmaid at that place in Clifton's Lane won't look at me like I'm
there to collect my daughter?
Does that mean I won't be smeared at in grooming record stores?
Does that mean people will begin me for being a self-centered bore?
Does that mean my head of two plain features will become strangely compelling?
Does that mean I'll get an invite to the Hall of Fame dinner so I can discuss some ex-idol
winner by seeing how many of those thumbnail-sized toothpick burgers I can fit in my mouth at once?
And then later at the after party get really drunk and make an ass of myself in front of
the cameras by unzipping my fly and saying, here's something for Kate's.
I wish the guy in the tissue, I wish the guy in the tissue.
Does that mean Ruby Rose will ink my name on a beautiful skin?
And then one day when it's stretched beyond recognition it'll look like it spells Dorian
and Kate. Does that mean some international superstar will fly from the other side of
the world to meet me so the two of us can go jet skiing on Palace of the Lakes?
Before she dumps me for Sam Newman because it takes her to a better class of restaurant
like the Lotz Decay.
I'd like to apologize to everyone who I should apologize to. Whatever it was I said, I never
meant it. And to everyone who really liked what I said, I meant it.
This is the DC3 calling all the ladies. Push out button and you will receive bacon.
We'll bring it on home to you. We'll bring it on home to you. We'll bring it on home to you.
Did you know what we got? You know what we got? We got jobs. Nine to five jobs.
Superannuation. Health cover. Steady income. We'll bring it on home to you.
We'll bring it on home to you. We'll bring it on home to you. We'll bring it on home to you.
This is the DC3. Me, Andrea, Douglas Lee. We'll bring it on home to you. We'll bring it on home to you.
I was the guy in Tizm. One of your team will go home. He was the guy in Tizm. One of your team will go home.
He was the guy in Tizm. There has to be a loser. Okay, I'll admit. There has to be a loser.
I lied about Tizm. I need to keep that with respect, restraint, and above all, sexiness.
Yeah!
