I also love Game of Thrones so much like I have you guys been watching Game of
Thrones I'm just catching up on it you have okay great great great for those
of you who didn't like fucking scream when I said that game of you just might
not know what it is so Game of Thrones is a fantasy show on HBO that is about
anal sex and the story circles around a couple of women who get out of the
bath and they're totally naked and then they just get fucking pounded from
behind by everything and like the whole time they have this like look in their
eyes where they're just like we're doing it doggie style because we're ancient
and mythical but that's bullshit because I know for a fact that doggie style was
invented in the 90s and it was invented by T Boss from TLC and that a scrub is a
guy who looks at you while you fuck so I'm not gonna fall for that also the
other thing that really bugs me about Game of Thrones is I just like I really
hate the name of the genre of fantasy I find it very presumptuous and I also
find it very boring that it seems like everyone in the world or at least in
Hollywood like just kind of seems to have the same fantasy where they're just
like okay dude it's time to make a new show about the fantasy and then they
walk into a room and they're like okay the fantasy the fantasy are you typing
great great the fantasy here we go here we go I'm just spitballing okay here we
go I'm riding my lion into battle I'm wearing a full deer it's very warm out
but snowing and it's just like oh Jesus Christ that's everyone's fantasy like
I'm sick of feeling like such a monster just because my fantasy is so different
from that like if I could just take a moment to share with you guys what my
fantasy is I don't know if you can tell from my voice but I am a homosexual my
fantasy is okay it starts with Mr. Echo from Lost dressed as a madman from
Madman and he's talking to Matt Damon as Jason Bourne about what they should
apologize to me for and after hours they decide they should apologize to me for
like how good pizza tastes like that's a pretty good original fantasy and I
would love to see it on screen like why don't you just fucking call the fantasy
genre what it is which is like alt medieval horny nature magic that's a
fucking great name for a genre and I would watch a lot more of it okay I'm
Gabe Liebman goodbye I love you goodbye
bye
