I'm just saying there's nothing out there but stupid boys and working ass bitches and
you wouldn't understand.
You just need to step up your taste in mental level.
Hmm, so you're saying I should go black?
You simple-minded little girl.
What?
I can totally imagine myself as a black man.
Get out.
Where am I supposed to go?
You were supposed to go to your cousin's this weekend for his housewarming, right?
You might want to get a move on that.
You know your mom's still going to want a housewarming, right?
I don't care.
I don't want a big party with all our friends and our parents and all that.
But what about our friends?
We can still have a housewarming for our friends, right?
Yeah, as long as I don't have to plan it.
Sure.
Hey, hey, say some chips with somebody else.
Fuck is wrong with y'all.
You have a handful of chips, homie.
You just gonna throw a handful of Doritos back in the bowl so nobody else wants Doritos.
You know what?
Nobody else is going to eat Doritos.
Sorry, a little bit, brother.
There's a lot of them.
Oh.
You don't have much...
Tell honey, chill, ask me how I feel, fresh as well Hold team, getting big as Uncle Phil
with Double D'd, Hillary's talking about some pills No call to tear, just jazz in a couple
wills.
Well, look who actually showed up.
Of course, they came.
We miss it.
What's going on, girl?
Looking right tonight.
What's going on girl? Looking right tonight.
Why thank you. You look like you've been hitting the weights.
What? Just putting in work.
Brother, Amy, I want to show you something over here.
What?
Damn.
Well, let us not forget we have a wifey at home.
Man, I'm chilling. Just don't need to worry.
Alright.
It's good, fam. What's good?
Got that honey.
I see you drank a little bit already.
Nice house, Sam.
Oh, hey. Thanks, Milton.
Hey, I brought cards against humanity.
You ever play that?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
Hey, such an awesome game.
We got to play that tonight.
Maybe later.
Where the white woman at?
What up, girl? How you doing?
Oh my God, what is your deal?
I just want you to be smart about this, okay?
Jeremy is a player, and you know how you catch feelings.
Alright, I'm just looking out for you.
Do you realize that we're both adults now?
I appreciate you looking out,
but right now you're really just cock-blocking.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Sorry.
The door was closed.
Nice. Really cock-blocked you there.
Shut up.
Looks like we got here just in time.
Indeed. What you drinking tonight?
You got any fireball?
Where's the fiancee?
You know, someone around here with their lame-ass cousin.
Wait. Which one's your fiancee?
Because both of them drowners can't meet with you at best.
Fuck. Can we keep it to one bitch tonight?
I don't know, guys.
Is she okay?
She'll be fine.
We brought some wine. Yay.
It's poison.
Be brave.
Thank you.
Thank you all for coming.
We've had some good times over the last few years.
Most of them in tight spaces are small-ass apartments,
but it feels good to finally have a house.
A home.
A place where all of you are always welcome.
So my friends, salut.
Salut.
Yeah, whatever the fuck that means. Let's turn it up.
Ah.
Oh, with the Steph Curry, kid. How's that curry chicken taste?
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum. That's what we do on the streets, kid.
That's unnecessary.
Bruh.
Don't nobody want to play this corny-ass game.
But here, take a hit of this. You need it.
Go on.
Well, all right.
Hold on. Did I miss something?
Guess this ain't your first time.
You don't know my struggle.
You don't know my life.
I wish I had this kitchen. It is fucking amazing.
I know. I love it.
I'm so jealous.
I know.
Wonder what Jeremy's up to?
I'm sorry about her.
Like, what the heck is her deal?
Sometimes she's just a bitch.
Game over.
Game over.
How do you like that?
We just sweaty ass forehead.
Now with the selfie. Victory selfie.
All right, baby girl.
All right, now we got to hit it with the honey.
All right.
All right, now we got to hit it with myself and just you.
Oh.
Shit.
Hello?
Yo, do something with that law.
So I kid, I got to take this fucking phone call.
Let's go together.
We're all gonna get out of here, okay?
We're gonna get out of here, alright?
...
I came up with the right grime So now I'm chillin' in my right mind
I never waste a day of mine I get bored in my right rhymes
Geez, I'm the right kind I was bred in fair rhyme
At a park before the night grind I ran home with them lights shined
Hit my pop studio, discovered tribe With a nice vibe
Hey there, husband, a kiss? I mean, I guess. What?
Look, baby, babe, babe, babe. Look, it wasn't even like that. I swear.
I know, I know. Look, look, why don't you relax, chill and come over here to my man's crib of rice
Having a housewarming party. We can talk face to face. We have to do this phone bullshit right now. I'm on the road.
Yeah, it's a legit housewarming party. This isn't a real fucking house, girl. This ain't no project like last time.
This is great. It really is.
Oh my god, he's in here?
I'm Hercules, I'm Hercules, I'm Hercules, I'm Hercules, I'm Hercules, I'm Hercules, I'm Hercules
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven, nine, ten, ten, eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven...
Oh, hey, seniors, you have your phone
I've been lost for my day to day
What can I say that you here was saved?
Sam!
Hey Sam, you have your phone?
I'll pick it up, yeah, yeah, I have it.
It's, um, it's right here, I have my phone, right?
Sam, could you give me the car?
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Baby, can you hear me?
I love you, okay, I love you.
Thanks for the trouble.
I want one of my favorites.
This is it, I think we need an ambulance.
Okay, sir, one signature at you.
Sam, don't call.
Help me, please.
What else?
Okay, alright, you need to lie down, baby.
Are you sure? You don't look right.
Okay, okay, let's get him to the couch, come on.
I guess not.
Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright.
What are you taking my socks?
It's okay, I'm just gonna keep your feet up, right?
Keep the circulation fine.
Look, I don't know what happened, he was fine, and then he just...
Hydrated to me.
X, you high?
Yeah, I'm drunk.
At the same damn time.
Hey, what's going on, big man?
How you doing? You good?
I think...
I'm fine.
We're just gonna keep getting you water, alright X?
You'll be fine.
I needed that.
Just like Sunday morning.
Perfect.
Jesus, my Lord, suffered for me.
Carried the cross all the way.
My sins to a tone.
Then they nailed him to a cross.
Great was the pain.
And the loss we suffered in all.
Because he loved me.
He suffered it all.
He suffered it all.
Y'all got him fucked up.
What the fuck are you doing?
Can't you see that I'm trying to sleep?
Carmen, can we leave now?
Black-ass party.
What's up, everybody?
Almost.
Should I...
No.
Just leave him be.
Well, um...
Sam, we were going to sleep, okay?
And after cleaning up all that puke...
So everybody's getting cheeks for me?
Yup.
That's some bullshit.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
