So have you found a new place?
You know I haven't even thought about it.
Steph, you can't live on Mitch's couch forever.
How are you gonna meet somebody?
I've been dating. It's going really well.
What? I have.
Besides, I like having guys for roommates.
It's kind of like having older brother.
Steph, you're 30.
Yeah?
So you need to get your shit together.
What?
Cute guy?
No, it's...
Steph, hey!
What are you doing?
Wow, how are you?
I'm in town for work next week.
I just decided to come in for the weekend.
Fantastic. Great luck.
Kate, how are you?
Hey, Judah.
Sorry, I'm just...
surprised.
Really? I couldn't tell.
Yeah.
Sid, join us.
Uh, sure.
Okay.
Friends running late anyway.
Perfect.
Oh, gosh.
This is a dark ride.
So fantastic.
Hey, I actually have to be going.
I'm meeting Chris for dinner.
Oh, cool. Great.
Don't you have something to do, too?
No.
Think you said something about a date?
Definitely no date.
No.
Okay. No, I'm wide open.
Okay, well, it was great seeing you, Judah.
Always a pleasure.
Always.
Same.
Okay, well, fuck me then.
Okay, fuck me hard.
It's fine. I don't care.
It's great.
So how have you been?
Be right over there.
Go home.
Go home.
Hi, Ally.
What are you doing here?
You said not to text.
Yeah.
But you didn't say anything about waiting outside your job.
What do you want?
I've never taken a picture of my penis before.
Oh, great.
Glad that I could be part of history.
No, no, no.
Just let me get this out.
And I'll never bother you again, I swear.
I fucked up.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm so sorry
about sending you that picture, okay?
That's not me.
And if I could do anything to take it back, I would.
Um,
I had a really hard time getting out of my own way.
And I thought
losing a bunch of weight would fix everything,
but,
and it hasn't ever solved anything.
And, um, I mean, sure,
when the weight was coming off,
the compliments started rolling in,
and people started paying attention
to me, women, you,
but I look in the mirror
and I still see the same guy.
And I step on the scale 100 times a day
and I've never been this uncomfortable
in my own skin.
It's pretty fucked up.
But you,
you have this...
You're like every coffee barista.
I never have the nerve to ask out whatever that means.
And you're so smart
and you're so beautiful
and you knock me on my ass
every time you look at me.
And I can't help but be anything but
nice and polite
around you.
Because I'm so afraid you're going to see
the guy who sabotages everything
in his life.
And I'm just
sick of being careful.
I'm sick of being nice. I'm sick of just
self-defeating.
I'm going to shut up and kiss you.
Ryan?
I'm so not
sorry for doing that.
Ryan.
How's your friend?
Uh, this is Ryan.
Uh, he was just passing by.
Ryan, this is Lawrence.
Hey man.
Nice scarf.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Here you go.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
So do you.
Thank you.
Listen, I'd be lying if I said I didn't
miss you sometimes.
Really?
Yeah.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
I'm really glad I ran to you.
Me too.
Is it done?
Are we over?
Damn, you look like the old Steph.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
You're sexier than I remember.
More confident.
Sexier?
Okay.
Yeah, sexier.
Like I said, more cut.
Look, Steph, we just,
it felt like we were just roommates.
I mean,
you're back on your own two feet.
In LA, you were clingy.
Clingy.
Yeah.
It was a compliment.
Confidence is sexy, it was a compliment.
I'm not saying that I'm a sexier
because we were engaged
and you asked me,
you asked me to move there.
No, I know that.
I wish you would have branched out a little more.
I didn't know when he, you know what,
just forget it.
What?
I forgot.
I do update.
You know what?
When you broke off our engagement,
I was devastated
but no, you know what, I get it now.
I get it.
What?
I get it. You're a shitty friend
and I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a shitty friend.
So thank you for figuring it out first.
Steph.
Saving you a fuckload of time.
And...
Steph.
Bye, Judah.
Steph, wait.
I am shocked that this hasn't worked out.
So...
I am very surprised.
I am very surprised.
I am very surprised...
I am very surprised.
I am very surprised.
I'll make you pay, I'll make you pay
Don't make me smile
I'll make you pay, I'll make you pay
I need to feel like a winner Monopoly
Fuck off
I love you guys
I'll hit you now
We are the best
We're hanging out always
We got no dates
Cause we're fucking losers
But that's okay
Cause we got us
Us
Fuckin' love, my whole family
Friendship!
