Rise and shine, Llamas.
Rise and shine.
We Llamas have fought for tropical islands.
We fought to become heroes and villains.
We've even fought for music.
Meanwhile, 12 ancient artifacts lay hidden within legends, waiting for whoever desired their power.
Paying no heed to their warnings, the Ninjas held aloft the combined Golden Llamas to destroy their enemies, the pirates, once and for all.
We called this day Llamageddon.
The strongest pulled us out of the rubble, creating a society fueled by combat.
Green Team Strangalong was challenged, yellow winning control, and then came Llamatopia.
Security at the cost of free will, their dystopian ideal.
The right Llamas in the Romantic can make all the difference in the war.
I was one of the exiled resistors.
I led the Wastelanders onto a battlefield, our green unit fighting the artist, and the city was reclaimed.
Freedom was restored.
Right on cue, that's when the Space Invaders arrived to enslave us.
Turns out, the 12 Golden Llamas and Llamageddon itself were of their making, but it was not enough to weaken us.
After a thousand years of conquest, they'd found a species with fire in their spit.
Behind the strength of the green mercs, we destroyed their own world.
But to achieve this mission, I had to pay the ultimate price.
While their planet burned, their last gasp wasn't leashed.
A powerful AI virus, Sholan, was beamed into every computer, infected cyberspace, stranding the fleet.
The ghost in my shell had survived by piggybacking Sholan's transmission into cyberspace.
The Starship Llamas downloaded themselves into the grid to fight back.
Power mad.
Sholan began converting reality itself, but we fought hard.
And Yellow Team had the punch to destroy the virus.
Thing is, in an attempt to reverse the damage on our galaxy, they took out the universe.
It was the most epic of epic fails.
And yet, it is as if some llama planned all of this.
The big question is, who?
Well, this ain't just a history lesson, Llamas.
We've got just one shot at changing these events.
I'm General Che Guellama.
Now we fight for the universe.
And it's about time.
Thank you for watching.
