can I help you Elvizer don't you know me I'm Clovis your third cousin
Clovis Clovis I ain't seen you in a coons age buddy buddy how you doing how did you
find me it wasn't easy I hitchhiked from all the way down in the holler my feet
feel like they're on fire Clovis it's real good to see you Elvizer I was
wondering if you could put me up for the night
well I don't know Clovis our place ain't too big it's already close quarters
for me and mama I'll tell you what I'll set up the tent for you out right out
here in the yard so what have you been up to lately Elvizer well I tried a few
things to make money it didn't work out too good but lately I've been scooping up
cow pies and selling them as fertilizer so is there any money in it no it's just
poop no I mean are you making any money they give me 19 cents a pound Elvizer you
know what I was thinking on my way over here I was thinking about your mom's
fried chicken we're out of chicken right now but I have some hot dogs in the
freezer let's fire up the grill Elvizer load me up with a lot of them
jalapeno peppers I love Elvizer I gotta tell you the truth the reason I'm here
is I'm looking for a summer romance I ain't had any love in a long time could
you find me a woman on one of them computers well I heard there's some real
dirty women in the city so what are we gonna do tonight Elvizer watch TV we
don't have a TV well I guess we'll go to bed early then well we could go crawl
dad hunting in the woods all right let's go Elvizer don't get lost in them
woods you know what happened the last time don't worry mama we ain't gonna get
lost oh well I feel so good I shouldn't eat all them jalapeno peppers oh I got
the dustin
