I am Psychic Sue.
are you Sue I am psychic Sue please take a seat it will be to your benefit for
your comfort shall help me in my transit of state
this is my first time first things first my frightened one you must cross my
palms with silver before I can go on silver but I don't have any silver 24
oh yeah
Should I speak not, speak not, for I am nearing the threshold of the worlds.
Now take this note, and pen, and write down the name of your sadly demised.
What?
Write down the name of the person you are to speak to.
Oh I see, do you have a pen?
Now place the name of your beloved into this envelope and seal it with a wax from this candle.
This candle has been forged by the monks of Tibet, and it will call on the spirits to read
its contents, and if your loved one should pass by, they will give us a sign.
You can buy these candles from me for $17.99.
Now what is the name of the beloved soul thou hast inscribed onto paper?
What?
Who do you want to speak to?
Oh Robin, Robin.
Robin, Robin, is there a Robin in the room that wishes to speak with us?
When do?
I can hear a voice.
Robin, is that you?
Do you wish to speak with us here in this room?
It is distant, but I can make it out.
Robin is trying to say, Robin is trying to say that he is at peace.
He?
Yes, he.
All the souls in the other world are referred to as male.
Okay.
He is also trying to say that he would not have made the final step if it wasn't for you.
Really, but I wasn't there.
But you are there in spirit.
Yes.
I suppose.
He is also trying to say that he is happy.
He can drink as much beer as he likes now.
Does that make sense to you?
No, Robin didn't drink.
He's also trying to say that he misses driving in the car with you in the back seat.
Driving in the car.
Robin was never in the car.
At least not while we had her.
Had her?
We bought her off the neighbours.
Robin was a cat.
She was run down while I was on holidays.
The car represents the vehicle of life.
He is also saying that he felt in charge in your house.
And he missed you when you were on holiday.
I'm going to go.
The voice is fading.
Thank you, Robin. Goodbye, Robin.
Thank you for joining me here on the bridge between our two worlds.
Hello?
Who's there? You have to make an appointment.
Sit down, Sue.
Andy?
Please, sit down. I don't know how long I've got.
Okay, then. They've asked me to have a word with you.
They?
The guys upstairs.
Some mediums have the power to communicate.
Some... well, some don't.
You're here. I can see you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, if we could just get over that and concentrate on the more important matter of why I've come to have a word with you.
Last week, I was trying to send you a message,
but you were busy trying to communicate with somebody else.
You're trying to contact me.
I am contacting you.
I forgot you were never really that bright.
It would be much easier for us to talk if you weren't always pretending to do readings for other people.
Go and see a real medium and I'll contact you that way.
A real medium? It's all made up.
Do you know how hard it is trying to appear to someone who's a non-believer like you?
I'm using up eons of cosmic energy just opening this leak. It doesn't come cheap, you know?
So I should pay someone to contact you.
I think she's finally getting it.
Yes. Go find a real medium and then I'll talk to you.
Look, I'm gonna have to go. I can hear the beats and I have a friend out to change.
I didn't realize they would come so...
Are you Zoe?
I'm psychic, Zoe.
Are you genuine?
I've been asked many times if I am genuine.
I know.
Oh, look, it's fine. How much for a reading?
For a reading, you must cross the palm with silver.
How much?
29 euro. 29?
Can we speed this up a bit?
Speak not. Speak not.
For I am nearing the threshold of another world.
Take up that notepad and the pen and write down the name of your sadly demised.
Use this wax. The wax of the monks of Tibet.
I hear a voice coming in.
Yes.
It's trying to tell me a name.
Yes.
It's...
Ah...
Ah...
Andy.
Yes, that's it. Andy.
He has a message.
What's the message?
Are you sure you want me to say that?
Are you sure?
Okay, then.
Yes.
Are you sure you want to hear this?
Yes, I'm sure. What's the message?
Andy says he has quite a lot of debt to pay off.
He just wanted you out the way while the bailiffs came round.
What?
When they say you shouldn't trust psychics.
