We're going to chop these, so we should do it this way.
Whoa, this is a weird knife, it don't cut straight.
Push out a better knife, this knife is no fear.
Scary knife.
Out of all the junk he finds, why can't he find a good knife?
Boom!
I think it's finished.
Yay!
Oh, shit, you have potatoes, potatoes.
And you know I have little, like butter, it's not really butter, but it's kind of like butter.
It's in the outside fridge.
No, it's also butter, buttery stuff, you know.
This is Earth Balance, the natural buttery spread.
Yeah, no, that's great.
Okay, so here, first the fish.
Okay, first the fish.
Mmm, smells like mango salmon.
Yummy, yummy.
Yeah, it's good.
I got potatoes.
Where's your sink?
Yeah, that's in the bathroom, I haven't made the kitchen yet.
I haven't made the sink yet in my kitchen.
No, there's no kitchen sink.
Oh, so what do I do?
In the bathroom sink.
Yeah, I go straight and then left, left.
Yeah, 50 to 20 people are there at night.
And they all have special lists.
Do you want some of my food?
Yep, everybody comes with a list of what they want.
Some are only vegetarian.
So most people who go there actually are vegetarian,
so that's why we get all the meat mostly.
You finished?
Yeah, I was here.
Wow.
Okay, let's go.
Turn off the heat.
No, we get like garbage bags, like two?
There's some in here, yes.
Okay, cool.
You know what we were doing today in the train?
We were doing neck workout.
You know what I did that?
Like anytime you're doing something,
you just always work out.
So it's like your necks, you want to get that,
you go like this.
But you're doing the train, people think you're nuts.
Can I take my Facebook?
But it was really sad.
Carrie?
Yes.
Look, Carolyn puts, take me with you, and then Marshall's like,
none of you assholes dumpster dive out of necessity or willingly.
And then he put, except for Greg, of course, who is a dumpster.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Crystal?
Crystal?
Hey, where are you?
I'm in Port Authority.
Okay, don't leave Port Authority.
Get on the MTA subway and go to Smith and Ninth.
I'm going to go to that Walmart.
Now, Crystal.
Fucking bitch.
No, she's not a bitch.
She's just, she's got to, she can't get, you know,
just say you're not going to come.
I should have took a piss.
Go to bed.
Goodnight.
Love you.
Love you too.
See you tomorrow morning, okay?
Isaiah, you guys almost ready?
Yeah.
Okay, dry your hair.
Don't leave it wet, because it's cold outside.
So, put your shoes that are warm, I read.
Isaiah, it's one socks, because it's cold outside.
I mean, we don't know how long we're going to be there.
I thought the thing will start to, um, laugh.
Yeah, no, but I want to be there at least a,
a quarter to, to eleven.
That way I'll be there when they, in case,
in case they start early.
I want to get there before everybody anyway.
Isaiah, go to bed, bitch, her.
Have a good night.
Dry your hair first, please.
I want you to get a little bit sick.
I smell gas.
Okay, let's go.
Ah, no, but wait a minute.
I got to change to the other shopping cart.
So this one is, this one is the broken one.
Can you open the door for me, please?
Thank you.
Our fruit and vegetable department.
Strawberries, a case of oranges,
nice kiwis, Fuji apples,
sacks of onions,
the finest eggs in the world.
These are all steaks.
Yeah, the, the rib eyes were $770 in one night,
in one bag.
I got the whole bag.
Jozo's.
So you have an airtight product in a bad box.
This was ripped like that,
and we put them in, in a nice plastic bag.
They throw them out because they get hit with a razor blade,
opening the carton.
So the product is brand new, never used,
but it's, it just has a destroyed package.
Pasta from Italy.
This is my Walnuts, beautiful cashews.
It's just like a dent in the can.
This is the finest Dijon mustard I've ever had in my life.
Wild Alaskan salmon.
This I got last night.
This is a nice one.
It's got a crack in it.
It's sea salt.
Now we're going to get to the good stuff.
Peanut butter, salt and pepper with their own built-in grinders.
Indian food, or Thai Indian food.
This is excellent.
I got about six to ten honey.
That, it looks like it was never used.
This had honey all over it.
So this was a big job cleaning this up.
This is a espresso, and this is an Italian roast,
which is a nice dock.
So when we get a case of oranges,
there's definitely bad ones, rotten ones in there.
So you take your time and you go through them,
and you see, and if it's not quite perfect,
you just throw it away yourself.
To find this food, I live and eat like a king every day.
There's going to be nobody there today,
because it's raining, and nobody goes out in a rainy day.
But, however, however, the people...
Get bored inside.
People will be there, but not a lot of people.
This is how it works.
You're going to go in.
Oh, yeah, there's complete competition.
You have to grab the best food.
You cannot be nice to anybody.
Unless you want to give somebody something, then you give them.
But if you want something, you take it.
You know, don't be afraid to grab the yogurt.
Don't be afraid to grab the sushi.
Don't be afraid to grab the cheese.
If you hesitate, just a second is gone.
What happens? What happens?
He's gone by and she's gone.
No, we all drive in the car.
Like Superman is in my car, you see?
Superman drives in this.
I have a man.
Hey, don't sit on Superman, please.
So what do we do?
Go inside, but put Superman to the side.
Put the hands to the side.
Oh, no, no, no, no, Superman stays at us.
I used to go to Tiffany's dumpster.
That was a good deal.
Dead watches and bent up things was good there.
Yeah, I mean, in dumpster, Trader Joe's is also upscale shop.
They can't just leave things laying on the shelves.
A week before, I mean, when you go to key foods,
they really give you shitty food, you know?
I mean, in the dumpster.
But Trader Joe's gives you a week before it expires.
At least five days.
Look, look, look, look here.
Trader Joe's.
Trader Joe's.
Hey.
You got your mind?
I don't know.
I don't see anything.
Perhaps you're too early.
Oh, too late again?
No, no, no.
I think we are still too early.
Oh, good.
Because it's time.
It's not like they haven't picked the truck out, sir.
You see any people?
Yeah, I'm not sure whether they're connected.
We're like...
Sarah.
No, but they haven't got them out yet.
Oh, good. We made it.
We totally made it.
Ready, set, go.
Man, Trader Joe's.
This used to be a really, really ritzy bang.
Oh, you missed it already.
No.
No, no, we'd not.
No?
I've been here for 30 minutes.
Oh.
I don't get the meat.
People, someone told me, don't get the meat,
so I don't get the meat.
But then someone else is like, I've been eating meat.
Yeah, I've been eating meat.
I've been eating the meat.
It's fine.
I've been eating meat.
I've been eating meat.
I've been eating meat.
I've been eating the meat.
It's fine.
It's very good.
What's up, guys?
What's going on, man?
Hi, good to see you.
How are you doing, sir?
Look here.
Look at what you just did here.
Isn't he so cool?
He just saw this from you.
He's very good.
What is he doing?
He's just doing push-ups.
I came before with my friend Evelyn.
She took me in her car.
When she was playing to me, I thought it was crazy.
I said, you crazy people, food from the dumpster?
Nah.
All right.
I said, ew.
It was yucky.
I thought it was yucky.
And then I said, and then she said, no.
Come and see.
And you will, you will, you'll see it's a good food.
It's a good food.
And I said, well, I tried one day.
And then I went and I tried.
You know, Sunday's like the best day.
That's what I thought.
Yeah.
They tell me every day is a good day.
No, no, no.
I'm not like Sunday.
Yeah.
Sunday is like the main day.
But how long did you cut off?
It's not too late.
That's, I mean, too late because I have so much food, actually.
Hi.
How'd that happen?
That's, how'd that happen?
Man, I gotta give him, I gotta give him thumbs up because that woman's clearly 30 years younger
than her.
No, no.
Younger than him.
20, 20 or 30.
That's a girl to keep around.
What?
Hey, that's a girl to keep around.
Yeah.
She laughs because she has to work tomorrow.
Yeah, that's what she said.
It took so much time, you know?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Okay, guys.
Okay, guys, look what we gotta do.
When they start throwing it into the thing, when you start grabbing the food, there's
no way they're doing that.
It happened to her.
It happened to me.
What happened?
They wait till the truck comes and then they start bringing the food out.
Exactly, the trucks here.
So nobody gets any food in here.
They've been doing that lately.
Yeah.
It happened to me once.
Yeah.
Sounds like it.
12.
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's got it.
Oh, he's got tomatoes and strawberries and strawberries.
Oh, no.
Oh, sugar.
Oh, you don't know.
Any more sugar?
She said they wanted apples.
They're so inevitable, but they're clean.
Oh, cat food.
Oh.
Very nice.
Do you have a cat?
I don't have a cat.
Anybody have a cat?
I don't have a cat.
Go for it.
Oh, that's more than a magnet.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
They brought me a cat.
I don't have a cat.
Go get a cat.
No lime.
No lime.
Isaiah, pick up.
No, there's that, um...
Perfect name on there.
I know that. That's like oranges.
Get me the bag. No, the green bag.
On the front. On the front.
Oh, there's more potatoes in there.
That one. That one.
I'll have something in.
Okay, so here. Here.
Oh, what have we got here?
Here.
Oh, meat.
Fish.
Wild sake salmon. Frozen.
Is it cold? Frozen?
No, it's not frozen, but...
If it's not cold,
don't eat that.
I think I have too much salmon.
Camels are always good.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
All those are mine.
That's nice.
You want those? No.
Eggplant. Who wants eggplant?
My roommate was talking to me.
You put your hand out, you know.
What does he gave me first?
This is...
All right, guys. Got ultimate cheese over here.
Oh, wow. Oh, good. I'll have one.
Oh, there's so much cheese!
Okay, I'm here.
French pita bread.
Oh, cheddar.
Let me get your cheddar.
Uh-oh.
Double in your cheese.
All right, here you go.
Oh, thanks.
Okay, this one.
It's only one broken.
You like a mouse.
Cheese like a mouse.
What is this?
Tomatoes? You're not taking this one?
I'm eating it.
No taste.
Really good.
It's cold.
It's good.
You sure?
Also didn't expire yet.
Oh, good.
Oh, here, garlic.
Wow, sweet.
Yeah, we're ready to go.
One density came out with all good stuff,
and they put it right in the truck.
Instead of letting us get a shot to look at it,
it looked like a lot of good stuff.
And take the ones that we already went through.
He just brought it up in there.
I want some meat.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, people are fun.
Some people don't want to take it.
They've seen it.
They've seen it.
There's just a date on it,
and 50% of the people will dive in and enjoy it,
and 50% of the people will go,
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
Do you want to try it one more time?
