Hey, I'm Brian Komatz, in case you didn't know.
I'm a pretty famous director, an all-around cool guy.
I got famous for doing a couple films you might know.
You know, like Ghost Cat, the cat that's also a ghost.
And a personal favorite, when Harry met Salami.
And eventually, both of these films led to me winning the award of best director in the world,
who flies around and does karate.
And after winning it, I ended up scoring all of the peyote in Chinese food.
Yeah, I know. Sounds pretty cool, doesn't it?
That's because it was.
Well, for the first two years, that is.
It wasn't until I was filming Nighttime Ninja 3 that I realized that a man can't live forever off of endless peyote and chicken low main.
So I decided to get clean, but it wasn't easy.
In fact, it was one of the darkest, longest, and hardest periods of my life.
I was getting really close to relapsing. I didn't know what to do.
Then one evening, I got a call from my good friend, Bobby Hanley.
He told me that I was doing one of those admirable things that he'd ever seen.
And he started by me.
It was one of the darkest times of my life.
It took me 12 days to get clean.
And so I told him that I was going to honor him in the most creative way that I could think of.
I decided the best way to thank Bobby would be to shoot him a documentary.
So I just followed him around for a couple of days and shot some footage.
And I learned a lot of things about my friend Bobby.
Oh, buddy, what's going on? Hey, you want to go do some of the guys that are going to get together?
Yeah, sure, sure.
Just let me finish this take. I'll be there in a second.
Yeah, no problem. I'll see you later.
Alright, see you around.
Anyway, I discovered a whole new side of Bobby.
A wilder side.
But enough yacking.
This is Bobby Finley, a documentary, a Brian Comat film.
Oh, Bobby. Today I saw Bobby.
And I called him Bobber, which was weird.
But then it was like, you know what?
I encourage people to mess around with my name.
So I started messing around with it and came up with Obi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars.
He seemed cool with it.
I appreciate his soul.
Probably don't want magnets in your camera.
Probably be bad.
Oh, no.
He looks like if I were Balder, which I am.
We could be the same person.
Yeah.
Doo, doo, doo.
Doo, doo, doo.
Doo, doo, doo.
If I had a doll, I would have.
Doo, doo, doo.
Snap.
Do you have anything to say about Bobby Finley?
He's an awesome guy.
And I'm so glad that he came out for finding you out for this year.
You can't zip that all the way up, can you?
I'm telling you the truth.
This is your little brother.
I know.
He's so embarrassed at this point.
Hi.
Bob, who I often refer to as Bob, is great.
I really like his new-shaped head.
When I first met him, I didn't know what he looked like,
because his hair was in his face.
And then they cut it, and he became friends.
And he likes Johnny and Johnny, so he wins.
Bob Finley.
Bobby.
Like, not flesh class.
Just awesome.
We go out to parties and hang out and stuff.
He's a unique individual.
This is our theme, but he's just so goofy and just makes Bob Bob listen to music.
He's a piece of a Taco Bell combination.
He's a piece of a Taco Bell scene after hours.
We were tied, like, we were right to the park,
just howling at the moon, just running,
and just yelling at the top of our lungs.
I like the headbutting thing that he started.
The headbutting thing's not so good.
I'm going to rip your shorts down.
I just grabbed your dick.
I don't really know him that well, but he's awesome.
And I really like him.
He's one of the most random people I know.
He's probably the most random person I know.
I like him.
He's almost quick.
Bob's family.
More like Bob's finally.
He's a little normal.
He really does.
Yeah.
He might be a bit too much to eat.
He's a bit too much to eat.
Nice slender.
He's always against me.
What are you doing?
Are you wearing me out?
No, you know.
I'm wearing me out more.
I don't think we're all just going to pin Brian
and taking care of Liz.
She's a big film director.
The movie's going to take them places
all the way up to the top of something.
It might be a hill.
It might be a little bit of an incline.
Maybe a mountain, but let's not go ahead of ourselves.
Now we're at this big thing.
It's a big thing.
And we're doing a photo shoot for this movie.
And you just couldn't get in the tree.
I was in the tree.
I was in the tree.
I don't know how that happened.
It's a big tree.
The girlfriend just dumped you and your life sucks.
You're a beautiful body.
I want to be my world, my kingdom.
You want to do a jump pic?
Yes.
I don't think we can get the signs on that.
You can definitely get the signs on that.
Make sure you hold them up while you're jumping.
Wait, are you guys jumping off it?
Yes.
I'll be in the middle.
Please don't injure.
Be careful.
Make sure you hold the signs up.
Jump on three.
On three, not go.
But on the number three.
Thank you for clarifying that.
Like leap or just a...
No.
You manned that, Brian.
The signs up is much more possible.
Exactly.
We're going to high school musical this.
Are you ready?
Hold on.
Whoa, hey.
Are you ready?
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
That was the best one by far.
Yeah.
I moved that in everything.
That was good.
So what do you guys think about the movie?
The plot was good.
The characters were really good.
I felt their end.
It was missing something.
It was missing something.
It sort of just fizzled out.
And I wanted something big to happen.
I wanted money.
I wanted money shot.
You know Hollywood these days.
Yeah.
They're always doing something like raising their films.
Yeah.
It's something that kids can just grab on to
and talk about with their grandparents.
Just on the 4th of July.
Yeah.
I want a 4th of July moment.
Money.
Money.
No, no.
It can't be money.
It has to be monsters.
Monsters.
We need monsters.
I like the sound of monsters.
Hello.
My name is Kathy the waitress.
How are you today?
I'm fine.
Just waiting for my date.
She's supposed to be here 5 minutes ago.
You know how girls are.
Right.
Well, would you like me to bring out a giant glass
of water for you and your date?
Nothing would make me happier.
Well, that and possibly a giant monster attack.
That was sarcasm.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm terrible at sarcasm.
Well, do you want me to bring out the water or not?
It's about 90 pounds and I don't want to break
my back over it if you don't really want it.
Yeah, I'll take the water.
Hey, sorry I'm late, Bobby.
I had to take care of some other things.
That's okay, Courtney.
I'm just glad you came.
I think the waitress thinks that I made you up.
Anyways, I have something important to tell you.
Yes, Bob?
I've known you for almost two and a half years.
And we have a lot of things in common.
And we've had some great trips together.
I mean, remember that one time when we went to
Dinosaur Land over Labor Day and I tripped over
the Brontosaurus tail and ripped my favorite
Radiohead shirt and then you said,
Tripped much? Ha ha ha.
Yeah, that was a good time.
You look like such an idiot.
Anyways, it's basically my favorite memory of us.
What I'm trying to say is...
Yes?
What was that?
Must have been some sort of earthquake.
Bobby, I think we should go now.
Wait, don't leave.
I need to put on a ridiculous army outfit,
shave, and then finish what I was going to say.
Okay, just hurry up.
I love you!
I'm dead.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
