Did you know, so far so good, that you are all growing beards, right now, whether you want to or not.
In fact, the only time you're not growing a beard is when you're shaving.
So we're all growing beards right now.
Yeah!
Yeah! Unless you're shaving right now.
Please, please don't do that.
If you're doing that, you've entirely missed the point.
Alright, we recently recorded and released our third album about beards.
Three albums.
And this one's even more beard related than the other two.
And this next song we're going to do is from the new album.
This song is called Why Having a Beard is Better Than Having a Woman.
And it goes like this.
Women don't.
You can attach your beard with a razor wheel and get on it right through.
So you'll feel alright, it'll never get tired.
Tired!
And a beard will never ugly leave you.
And attach yourself to some other guy and let know what people do, what you want.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
If you'll always behave, a beard will never ask you to shave.
Bitch!
Bitch!
Yes!
Bitch!
Bitch!
