Alright, it's 4.30am and we're going to break Slava with champagne toast, match, happy
21st birthday.
Magically we've arrived at the Sebastian Airport in Bratislava.
And here is our hotel in Bratislava.
Matthew, where abouts are we right now?
We're in Sparks.
Sparks, give it up for Sparks please.
I think we went through the safety and then all of you...
Peter, where are we now sir?
We are in the courtyard of Slovakian church.
This is where they had their Sunday prayers.
If you just look here, it's the original actual wall that they actually used to stare at.
If you follow me here, you see King Bradley of Slovakian.
I'm not a king.
Are you sure?
It's Queen Constipation of Slovakia.
Will they let me poop?
I really need to poop.
Right, we're going to walk all the way over this long, long bridge and go up to the top of the UFO bar.
Matt, where are we?
We're at the top of the black tower.
We are on the top.
Jumping around.
Don't jump to the wing of the tiger.
There's the castle we were at yesterday.
This is 100% Dekela, Sean and Dan.
This is 2007.
Dan and Brad, how much was your beer?
25.
What's that in English money?
50p.
50p?
50p.
That's the right.
Two, one.
Bradley, where are we?
In a church.
In a church?
Right, we need to go.
It's 11pm.
We're fucked.
We're drunk.
Oh, look, the priest.
Look.
Look.
Okay.
We're in Liddles, somewhere in Bratislava, we got here by a tram.
We got here by a tram.
We got here by a tram.
