What do you do?
I do many, many things.
I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher.
But above all, I am a man.
Hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
It's alright.
I did everything I could.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
Now, are you threatening me, dick?
You go fuck yourself!
Fuck, did you just say go fuck myself?
Yes, I did.
That wasn't good! You were dead!
No, no, no.
Did you, uh, put you picked him up?
Yeah, it is us.
Did anyone see you there? It is us.
Did anyone see you at his house?
No, no, no.
Nobody saw you at the house?
No.
What are you wearing now?
Just a pair of jeans. Why?
Are they tight?
Not too tight. Actually, they fit pretty good.
But why do you want to know about...
the jeans underneath? What are you wearing underneath? Check.
Underneath.
Well, but Damien underneath is just...
This isn't Damien, is it?
Are you alright? Is your pussy alright?
You know, I grew up with it.
I know what it takes to look in the eyes of dying people day after day after day
and to come home for dinner at night.
I know what it takes. You don't have it.
Oh, really? And you do.
If you don't like me, just say it.
I don't like you!
That silver thing to the left of your plate, that's called a fork.
When people eat rice, they use chopsticks or a fork.
And grown people don't eat fried rice with their bare hands.
I think we need to get you to a neurologist.
Neurologist?
He's a brain expert.
I know what a neurologist is.
Fine, I just thought in the way you asked.
You said neurologist.
There's fucking nothing about you that is controversial, man.
God, it's gonna get ugly, man.
They're gonna buy you drinks.
You're gonna meet girls.
They're gonna try to fly you places for free,
offer you drugs, and I know it sounds great.
But these people are not your friends.
You know, these are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories
about the genius of rock stars,
and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it.
You know, because they're trying to buy respectability
for a form that is gloriously and righteously dumb.
You know, you're smart enough to know that.
And the day it ceases to be dumb is the day it ceases to be real, right?
I know this sounds silly,
and I know that I might sound ridiculous,
like this is the scene of the movie
where the guy is trying to get a hold of the long lost son, you know,
but this is that scene.
This is that scene.
And I think they have those scenes in movies because they're true.
You know, because they really happen.
And you gotta believe me, this is really happening.
I mean, I can give you my number,
and you can go check with whoever you gotta check with,
and call me back, but do not leave me hanging on this.
All right? Please.
Please.
The scene...
See, this is the scene of the movie where you help me out.
My loyalty?
For 24 years, people have been trying to kill me.
People know how.
Now, do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker,
or do you think that's because I'm an American spy?
Go fuck yourself, you fucking child.
You've got it in your head that I corrupted this child after giving him wine,
and nothing I say will change that.
That's right.
But this has nothing to do with the wine.
Not really. You've had a fundamental mistrust of me before this incident.
It was you that warned Sister James to be on the lookout, wasn't it?
That's true.
So you admit it?
Yeah, I don't want to go 15 rounds, Billy.
The lineup card is mine, and that's all.
Are you listening to me?
The only way you're gonna get what you want is for you to...
You think I'm playing?
You think I'm playing? You don't think I'll do it?
But people, we cannot sum up a man's life
with a bunch of numbers on a computer screen.
There's only one thing I value in this world, Stephen,
and that's loyalty, and without it, you're nothing.
And you have no one.
If you already know the answers to your questions, then why ask?
Pig fuck!
Tommy.
That was a pig thing.
The way you look, I think you know what I'm saying, old timer.
I think you do. Jesus Christ, why don't you have some fun?
Fun! Fun!
All right, shaka like a doo, shaka like a doobie doobie doo.
Maybe a little goodnight kiss.
I just want us to get back there.
All right, scene half in chain, it's a nice place to stay.
Okay?
All right.
I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China, all to myself alone.
Get you and keep you in my arms evermore.
Leave all your lovers a weeping on a far away shore.
