Welcome, my name's Karen, and I'll be right back to take your order.
Thanks.
Should we wait for John and Henry?
Oh yeah, no, they're doing the Ohio trip.
They're halfway to Akron by now.
Really?
I'm like, duh, I scheduled it, I should remember, right?
But anyway, I want to thank you for having lunch with me today.
I know I'm the owner's brother and all, but that doesn't make me different.
I know a lot of the guys at work, they don't want to talk to me, they feel uncomfortable,
but I want you to know I'm just like you.
I'm one of the guys, not that you're a guy.
Thanks for noticing.
Oh, I noticed, believe me, I never say anything because I'm not one of those guys that wants
to make the ladies feel uncomfortable or nothing.
Thank you.
Because I could say something, you gotta know, you go wiggling past my office down the hall,
I could say plenty.
I appreciate your restraint.
I'm a gentleman.
That's a nice watch.
Thank you.
I noticed things.
Did a guy get that to you?
No.
Actually, I bought it myself.
Really?
I think a watch says a lot about a person.
This is a Rolex, a real one.
It's nice.
Did a guy buy that for you?
Yeah, actually, yeah.
My dad bought it for me.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, thanks.
Free paper.
I love that.
Because what do they charge, like 50 cents?
It's paper.
What cost to make this thing?
A nickel?
They do have to pay the writers and printing and delivery and photographers.
Oh, yeah, no.
I know that, but 50 cents, it's just stupid, you know, it's just, I should get some fresh
cream.
Is it bad?
I don't know.
But I always get fresh just in case, because when it goes bad, woo!
Look out.
I mean, a raging case of the trots, in the middle of an otherwise perfectly nice luncheon.
Not good.
I wonder if I should just pick up this knife and stab myself in the heart.
It would be so much quicker than this excruciating death by stupidity.
What would they call it if I died right now?
Blunt trauma to the brain?
Have you even touched her?
Turned her brain to jelly through sheer force of stupidity?
Boysenberry.
Son of a bitch.
Well, as long as I'm going to go, I should take him with me.
If I stabbed him in the heart, at least my death would not have been in vain.
People would probably sing my praises.
They would call me Janet, Janet the Borslayer.
I could just pick up the fork, pretend to examine it for some random food particle,
and then suddenly, without an instant of warning.
May I take your order?
Oh, yes.
Um, could I have another fork?
There's a bit of something on this one.
Oh, you're right.
There is.
I'll get you another one.
And some fresh cream.
When I'm in love, I love the things we do together When I'm in love, I love the things
I do with you When I'm in love, I love to think that it's
forever When I'm in love, I love to think that you do
too When I'm in love, when I'm in love, when I'm
in love with you!
There's more!
When I'm in love, I love the way we laugh together.
The way we laugh together
Would have been love enough to hear that magic sound
Would have been love enough to think we will remember
Would have been love enough to know that love allows
Hey! What's the matter for you?
