enhances the idea to explore things.
I am the best healer on the planet.
My hands are magic, I do the most amazing, intuitive healing massage.
I'm renowned all over the world. I live in Marrakesh.
I've been to Glastonbury festival.
I've been on stage with Van Morrison chanting.
I've been with the Cooks, I've been with Dizzy Rascal, they all know me.
I now live in Brighton, I've been here for about 14 years,
and I've probably effectively massaged and healed.
In 22 years, probably about a million people.
I do mass healings at festivals as well.
There could possibly be about 20-30 people that all need massage,
so I kind of circle them, put them in a circle, lay them all down,
do a holistic chanting, and kind of start the process of clearing out and cleansing.
How do you chant me now?
That's our chant, that's our holistic sounding.
It's Gandavec, and it kind of pushes out as you see the kids come round
because they really like it as well.
And when it does, it kind of pushes out any bad energies in people's spirit
and kind of cleanses them.
And chanting is very, very important.
It has been important in my life for 22 years.
Did you like it, guys?
If you ask the kids, they'll say to you it's amazing
so that it's something less of a clearing.
Okay, see you later, guys.
Oh no, there's this crazy man coming down again.
No, this man's crazy, he's preaching the name of God really loudly.
I think I hear this African man.
I think he's a lunatic.
I study physics, quantum physics.
It's more like quantum mechanics, yeah.
And the quantum mechanics of my field of study
it really pertains to the whole kind of conceptual understanding
of moon versus womb.
Ie, if a lady's actually wombing, that means she's about to have her mental cycle
and the moon is waning rather than waxing,
a lot of different things can start to take into play.
Ie, emotional distress, cracking up,
frying saucepans at her husband's head.
Because the moon's waning, you see, so she's reacting to that.
So the physics of my study of physics is actually alongside the holistia.
UFOs, extraterrestrial intelligence, aliens, shapeshifting lizards
are walking within us.
David Ike said it, 1963, they all thought he was mad.
They laughed at him.
Now they're not laughing at David Ike
because it's now 2009.
And they're not laughing at David Ike now
because what he said was true.
Hello, she's talking the truth.
Say it again, babe.
George Bush, I don't...
Did you hear that?
She said George Bush.
Say, carry on, darling.
I need support.
I agree, I agree.
She's agreeing with me
because you know why she's a younger generation
and she knows George Bush is a what?
Lizard.
So you think the royal family are...
I don't think I know.
I actually started with Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Hitler was the first person to start
this hybriding of DNA off.
He actually had UFOs hidden under his place.
He actually rescued aliens,
took in their DNA, hybrided it with a human being DNA
and started the motion to process.
Here we have at the moment, as I speak to you,
what I'm actually really upset about,
all joking aside, it's beginning to really piss me off,
is we have these things
called chemical trials in the atmosphere.
Basically, they're full of aluminum.
They're full of...
Everyone knows there's chem trials in the atmosphere.
That's what they are.
That's chem trials.
Trying to do a one-world government.
They want a one-world new order
by putting this stuff into the atmosphere
to actually make us all feel very unhappy.
Does anyone know what a chem trial is?
Does anyone want to know?
That's a chem trial up there.
Do you know what it is?
It's aluminum, phosphate, metal, lava.
Sometimes, do you wake up in the morning
and see masses of lines of lava for sky?
Have you ever noticed?
No.
Start to look.
I was brought up in a place called Kennington in South London.
My parents...
My mum and dad were quite poor.
My mum was really young and she met my dad
and he was really young.
My dad kind of comes from a bit of a gangsters family.
Most of my cousins and uncles in my family
were actually gangsters.
I used to live with my nan.
I looked after my nan.
I used to have to carry my nan in my arms when I was 15
because she was really ill and feed her and stuff,
and the same with my grandad.
So it's a very poor, very kind of big,
massive family of cousins and uncles.
Really neurotic and completely off their heads, to be honest.
By the way, I was also met my first love when I was...
I met my first love when I was 11.
So now I'm old and I'm re-educated myself.
It's made me realise it took a lot of my life away
because for eight years of my life, I stayed with that guy.
He tormented me quite a lot
and I kind of felt like I was in prison
when I was 11.
So I never really had much freedom.
I've always been kind of a pysyn.
Always someone comes along and grabs me and says,
OK, you're coming with me and you've got to do this.
So I had like eight years of my life taken away
up until the age of 17 when my nan died.
One day I went to see my dad who was in the old Cape Road
and I said, Dad, I need some money.
I'm going away. He gave me £200 in the late 70s
with quite a lot of money and then I just left.
And I went to France, Italy and travelled around Europe on my own.
This is where I live.
This is my healing. These are my healing hands.
If I wanted to, I could sit down with somebody
and hold their hand as soon as we've connected physically.
Yes, I could possibly read their thoughts
and see whether they need any help.
Do you need any help, babe?
Do you want a massage?
Bada.
