Hello, my name is Frederick, and this is my first time, and just like a lot of my people,
I waited until the last minute to write all my jokes, and the last minute was about 4 o'clock.
I've scheduled them two months ago.
So, I'm going to ask everybody just one simple question.
Why is it that everyone who's against abortion is someone who you haven't really thought of in the first place?
No, right?
Can I just say that?
Of course it's on a spore abortion.
So, my brother told me to tell all the children, and unfortunately I forgot it,
because it was at 2 o'clock in the morning, and I don't know why he's calling me at 2 o'clock in the morning.
It was at like 8 o'clock in the morning.
Alright, I'm lying, I don't have a TV on.
That's funny.
Alright, if you guys don't start laughing, I will laugh for you, so you don't need to laugh.
Alright, I have a piece of paper, because all of a sudden I'm just getting like, you know,
deer caught in the headlights.
I've been clashed with these for the last 6 months on police station.
Last 20.
Alright, when I was a kid, me and my brother had a big row, and we had 200 houses to deliver to,
or two dumpsters.
We had that job for one day.
We don't show it back tomorrow.
You know, the most beautiful thing about leggings are, the size of their bodies.
I mean, cookies are fashionable, especially the arse.
I hate the arse, man.
But women are the most beautiful thing for one reason, and one reason they're old.
They don't fart.
They poop.
I'm just sitting here with your girl and just chilling all of a sudden.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I made you smelly.
What are you doing bitch? You just shit yourself.
What are you doing?
Lady?
And another beautiful thing about women is that they can recover from just about any adversity.
Oh, I need to see her.
Alright.
Alright.
Good.
We're talking about the girls' party.
Have you guys ever farted so bad? The cat leaves the room?
This is the cat that likes to film in.
This is all shit. Let's give it to you to say, guys.
