used to front the band Tism, but having put that unpleasantness behind him, he is now
in the outfit, the DC3. We're very honoured that he's included Croxton High in his schedule.
Please welcome the DC3.
If I've been to a private school,
I wouldn't be such a bore. If I've been to a private school,
I'd take risks and once more I'd choose to be poor.
I'd know where the scene was cooking, I'd arrive without a booking.
I'd be a vague cerebral, much better looking.
I'd reject conformity from my Garrett in Berlin.
My beats would be faster, I feel breathless, everything a bit cruel.
If I'd be to a private school, I'd pull it through.
If I'd be to a private school, if I'd be to a private school,
I'd spend a year in a crack den, non-composementous. If I'd been to a private school,
I'd get into smack then, at my own personal dentist.
My photographic exhibition would be called The Devil's Cache.
It would spell Merosean hell with an H, not a H.
I'd go down well in calm with my film about poverty in Manila.
I'd live in a shanty town near our family villa.
I'd hang with a separatist lesbian friend with piercing to the labia.
She's had a think for me since the year 12, normal of Xavier.
We'd have a child go running wild on the big streets of New York.
You can eat out of dumpsters, but still know how to hold your form.
Everything a bit cruel.
If I'd been to a private school, I'd pull it through.
If I'd been to a private school, I'd join a cabal in Camon,
live on drool in Istanbul, shoot a man in a pistol juke,
be a drug mule for a guy called Rehul.
I wouldn't use my 12 inches of rule, but sooner or later, ladies,
you'll be begging me to clean your poo, yeah.
If I'd been to a private school,
I wouldn't care about petrol or the fucking interest rate.
I wouldn't live in a suburban box with sport as my opiate.
If I'd been to a private school, I wouldn't be like you.
Your life's a plague, I'd let you know, yeah.
I read that in Camus.
If I'd been to a private school, I'd be in Petua spontaneous.
If I'd been to a private school, I'd look down on domestic bliss.
If I'd been to a private school, I'd be beautiful and dangerous.
Hang on.
I did go to a private school.
How come I ended up like this?
