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So what are we gonna do now?
Kick his ass out, obviously.
But first, let me see who else he's been fucking.
Ooh, good idea.
Oh, and see if he's some cute friends.
Ladies, come on.
Can we work this out?
But can I at least get those rubbers back, I pay for them.
Damn.
Jennifer!
Open the fucking door!
I can do this all night!
Come on then, you childish mother fucker, I got to study.
Alright, well let me in then, I won't bother you.
Listen, if I catch a white bitch in here and she not a ghost,
we gonna have some problems.
Oh, dang.
I know all of that for you.
Sure is.
You ain't shit.
What's your plans for tonight?
Why are you all up in my business?
Somebody needs to be.
Don't worry about me, I'm cool.
Living life, you should try it.
My priorities are straight.
I have plenty of fun when the time is right.
The way you're going, you're never gonna finish your undergrad.
You gonna be some old ass nigga, watching ass go by.
I'm just taking my time, no need to rush.
I'm probably gonna go to the bar a little later though if you need to know.
I won't be in the way of your passionate night with the books.
Hey everybody, what's good Chuck, didn't expect you to be here?
Or any of you for that matter?
Well, it's a pleasure to be here.
I've never been part of one of these things before.
Um, what is this exactly?
What is this? Have a seat.
This is about me drinking, I mean it's college.
I am not an alcoholic.
Guess again.
Okay.
Well...
Look, Aunt Irine, I am sorry for smoking at Grammy's house.
I promise it will never happen again for as long as I...
Relax Jeremy, nobody's upset.
This has nothing at all to do with any substance abuse.
We are just here to help.
With what though?
Your hoe problem?
Or as you jokingly call it, the paw syndrome?
That's not serious.
Do you even know what that is?
Well, it's pre-anterior workers' grip, you know, when you're fat-ass white girl.
I'm sorry, that's what it was.
Wow.
Denise, did you know about this?
Yes, Charles, yes I did.
Y'all are bugging with this.
Oh yeah, well then where's Amy?
I haven't heard from her in weeks ever since she caught you with that other white girl.
Are you even still dating that chick?
I mean, things happens, we all make mistakes.
And we learn from them.
You need to be strong, fight the temptation.
We can't all be like Sam.
And what am I like?
You've had like what, two girlfriends in your life?
Yeah, that's because I found the one on the second time.
Oh.
I'm not looking for a wife though.
But when you do, ain't nobody gonna want somebody with a high body count like you?
Do you even know your body count?
You're like 28.
Lord.
Wow.
Lord have mercy.
You are spreading it really thin across the toes, aren't you?
He spread it something.
I just see a common thread here.
I mean, why all the white women?
And Denise, no offense.
None taken.
Look, I have no problem with other types of women.
Really? When was the last time you dated a white girl?
After Kimora?
Well, there was the Vanessa blue chick, the set it off chick.
Wait, you don't remember their names?
Savage.
Well, Vanessa blue is like the porn star, right?
So stop me.
Stop me.
She has some big ass tips.
Now, Kimora was the one.
She really loved you, Jeremy.
Look, she was too mothering.
Ironically, mom couldn't stand her.
And I'm guessing Tiffany was the set it off chick.
The one who wrecked your car because she caught you with Vanessa blue.
See, that's why.
So, you find black women to be too extra.
Is that it?
No, it's no disrespect to you, mom or Grammy.
It's just different today.
And why y'all trippin' about my personal preference?
Jeremy, I hate to break it to you,
but I think a lot of these girls are just using you to try something new.
I mean, you might not be looking to settle down,
but you can still find yourself in some dangerous circumstances.
Interracial relationships are still not widely accepted.
You just got to be careful.
Stay woke, nami, bro.
Right? Right?
He already almost got his ass arrested over some dumb shit.
Really? Stop blowin' up my spot.
What happened?
Some girl invited him to a party at her parents' house while they were away.
And they started arguing and her friends threatened to call the cops.
And did she stop them? No.
Look, it's the type of women that you're choosing, man.
Regardless of race, you're not picking women over here, bro.
And your inability to stick with one girl at a time doesn't help either.
Live your life, but please, be smarter.
We love you, Jeremy, and we care.
That's why we're here.
I appreciate y'all lookin' out.
I'm gonna go take a shower and get ready for my date with Amanda.
So, if we're done here?
Wow.
That was really emotional.
Hey, Jeremy, can I get that number, please?
Shut up, Charles. Shut up.
What?
Vanessa Blue. Not the other one, though.
I'm just thinking, Vanessa Blue.
