You got six seconds, don't blow it.
We in the starting blocks here?
Bruce, why do you shop here?
You know, I used to be in the Dallas Collins band, and now Ibsulfacto is the name of the
band.
Bruce, why do you shop here?
I'm an Ibsulfacto, you know that.
You know, this isn't easy.
I know, it's not easy.
It's very hard.
This is not easy.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, why do you shop here?
I don't know, they called me up, said come in the morning, come down here, I don't know.
Who are you?
Is this new one yet?
Am I going to get a bass?
You're going to get a box of lunch, is what you're going to get.
Bruce, why do you shop here?
Because you're here, Dan.
I like you, Dan.
A lot of the guys like you.
Bruce, why do you talk about Ibsulfacto at all?
Hey, you talk to a baby, right?
Yeah, that's nice.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Hey, how are you doing?
Oh, pretty good.
You teach your guitar trainer, don't you?
Yeah.
You swap licks with a Besson.
I heard a few.
Oh, just a few.
Like who?
Like Jake.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, you're a top baby of assassin, aren't you?
Yeah.
Getting tired of this one?
Just come.
Ready and go.
Come to Guitar Trader.
We're your heavy metal headquarters.
You've got everything that you need.
Hey, what was that?
You would like to know, wouldn't you?
You need.
That was good.
Thanks.
And you need water.
I need water.
I'm on a freeze frame right here.
The end throw finger doesn't wiggle.
Freeze frame.
That would be hard to do.
As a businessman, I don't always get the time to practice as much as I do.
But here at Guitar Trader, they've structured a program for me that enables me to still
learn without the practice time that I really should put in.
They teach me the songs and teach me the skills so that I can play with limited practice
time.
Good.
But they haven't fixed the parking lot.
If Raleigh knew how to speak English, he'd tell you to come down here to Guitar Trader
and buy some stuff like right now.
All right.
Well, you know, I heard just the other day, in fact, both of us just heard the other day,
that there are some musicians in this town that don't shop here at Guitar Trader.
Raleigh soiled himself.
You can't say that on TV.
Yeah, I can.
It was a mess.
I helped him clean it up.
We came over here and bought a couple more cheap guitars.
Damn.
All right, so I can't think of anything else.
I can.
Listen up, pigs.
I want you to get your scuzzy butts down here and buy something cheap.
Oh, Santa Claus.
They were talking about Santa Claus.
You know, I bet if Santa Claus played guitar, he'd come to Guitar Trader.
He wouldn't talk to any elves.
He wouldn't say, hey, hey, hey, you elves, fix missing guitars.
No.
Santa Claus comes down to Guitar Trader.
He'd say, fix me up with guitar.
I can just see Santa Claus.
Now he's going, oh, you better watch out.
You better not try.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why, because I'm going to Guitar Trader.
I'm going to Guitar Trader.
Guitar Trader, there ain't no place in greater.
I think you can give me a hat to do that.
