My name is Boink. One day, I peeked through the closet door into the human world.
Nowadays, I spend my time making videos and being silly with my human friends.
Hello everybody! Welcome to the Boink Show!
No one is even gonna clap at all?
Hey, alright, there we go. Alright. Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome to the Boink Show. This week's show is coming to you live from up north. Yes, that's right. North is where we go camping, right, Katelyn?
Yeah. Yeah. Well, Katelyn is my co-host as usual, and she's here with a couple of special guests. Would you introduce our guests?
Allison over there, the little short one. And if you guys out there smell something, that's this one over here.
Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to do that over there.
Oh, well, anyways. Taylor, Allison, welcome to the Boink Show. Have you ever been on the Boink Show?
No. No, no, you haven't. What? Yes. I would remember if you were on the Boink Show.
Well, tell us a little bit about camping up here. This is your usual campground, isn't it? Vagabond Village, right?
Yeah. That sounds like a sketchy place.
Kind of vagabond, you know? Isn't that a sketchy person?
Yeah. Okay, yeah. Well, what's it like here? Are there a lot of sketchy people looking at you, lady?
Yeah. Okay, huh? Yeah? All right. So what else do you do at Vagabond Village?
Well, this weekend we went jet skiing. Jet skiing? Well, that sounds like futuristic. What's a jet ski?
Caitlin, what's a jet ski? Did you get a chance to get jet ski today? Yeah. Okay, what is it?
Something that goes in the water. The water? Whoa. And it's really fast.
Like how fast? How many miles per hour was it? When I went on the ride behind the boat, 57.
57 miles per hour? Yeah. Did your face stick like, like, like that?
Mine would probably. My fur would all be matted and just my bow tie would fly off. It'd be terrible.
Well, anyways, we should talk about our word of the day. That's the thing we have, right?
All right. It's time for the word of the day. Caitlin, what's our word of the day today?
Extinct. What's extinct mean? It's just, I can tell you, okay, I'll tell you.
It's a species or family or a group that has no living members. Can you think of anything that's
extinct? Um, dinosaurs? Yeah, that's a good one. That's extinct. Anyone in the audience,
think of anything that's extinct. Taylor, you just stink. There's no extinct. You just stink.
Sorry. Sorry, I'm picking on you so much. I'm just teasing, you know. You know I love you, right?
Yeah. What, what else is extinct? Mammoths. Yeah, woolly mammoths. Yeah. Yep. Pretty good.
Pretty good. Well, here in Minnesota, we have, uh, we have the gray wolf population. They're,
they're a threatened species. They're not quite extinct, but you know, if a species is threatened
enough, it can go extinct if we're not careful, right? Right. Yes, that's right. Okay. Well,
let's have another part of our show that we usually do. It's called our joke of the day. Yay. Today's
joke of the day I think is coming from Allison. Allison, do you have a joke of the day? Yes.
Okay. What is it? Knock, knock. Who's there? Silly joke. Silly joke who? Silly you're doing
a knock. I don't even know why I'm laughing, but you're just so darn cute. Can I tell a knock,
knock joke? Yes. Okay. Knock, knock. Who's there? Come on, everybody. Knock, knock. Who's there?
Smell, mop. Smell, mop, poo. I don't want to smell your poo. Come on. It's gross. Oh,
anyways, that's a bad joke. It stinks. I know. Well, anybody, everybody, thank you for coming to
The Boyz Show. That's our show for today. Thank you. Bye. Don't step on me.
Did you say more? Oh, wow. Okay. All right. We'll come back up here. Let's see here.
All right. So what do we want? We don't want some more jokes?
All right. All right. Does anyone in the audience have a good joke to share? Yeah. Okay. Let's hear
it. It's got to be clean to keep it friendly. You're not one of the vagabonds, are you? I hope
not. Okay. What's your joke? Why did a dell cross the road? Why did the dell cross the road? No,
a dell. Why did a dell cross the road? To say hello from the other side. I love it. I love it. Yay.
Yay. Any other jokes? Who else has got a joke? Brandon. Brandon. Brandon, what's your joke?
Who's there? Interrupting. You totally interrupted me. I love it. I love it.
Any other ones? Thank you, Alison. Thank you. You're sweet. No other jokes? How about you? Taylor,
you got a joke? No. No more jokes? I know one. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, I love it. Oh, okay.
Go ahead and say one, Caitlin. Who's there? Achoo. Achoo. I got it. Achoo. You just made me sneeze.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Any other jokes? Nope. All right. Well, thank you, everybody. That
was our encore. Everybody have a great night. Yay.
