Which is like this chili with like it's like the most disgusting things you would like never want to put in chili, right?
like it's like
cinnamon and coffee and like all of the sugar and then like beans and like hot peppers and
like
Garlic and like all of this crap. It had this description that was like
You know if you make this like your guests will keep wondering with this secret ingredient in your chili is which is probably true
No, you know what I say, you know, I say spend more money on the kids
Okay, where are our priorities? All right? I see you over there on a small wits. I see you
I remember when you came to this town. I remember I still lived here then when you came here and started to
Try your African theater troupe with the kids. I didn't go for that not for a minute. Let me tell you all right
I didn't need that some a hula-hula dance. Okay. We're not doing that shit. No, I mean
I guess I think part of it is probably just like not
Something that I'm really aware that I'm doing doing it's like some weird
Subconscious whatever need for attention or whatever, but then I think actually part of it is also always that I've always been really weirded out by like
Theater teachers who are like you should believe totally that you're in the play world and like not believe they're outside of that
And I kind of feel like that's not true because you're never just playing a character
You're playing a character presented to an audience, you know, it's another thing. You know, it's another thing
I got to talk to you about okay
Think about this think about this the other day
I'm driving with my son and my pet pig in my truck, right?
And we're going through the center of town
We're going through the center of town, right? And they are all these protesters
Including that old woman that old woman. What's a face Armstrong?
What's a face a short woman that looks like that troll because she has that carved walking stick
One of my favorite characters in all literature is and theater is Blanche Dubois
They called me the light queen
Because they said my eyes were gems
Yes, gems
Rubies, oh, no, I didn't have red eyes. No, not like a monster
My eyes were gems and I was a necklace
And I lay my head on his shoulder and he said I don't need to go to a jewelry store
Yes, no, he was very tall. You're right. There's one kind of Blanche Dubois in my family
which is my mother's mother and
Sometimes I'm afraid I'm becoming her so so tall
He was a mammoth of a man
I mean, sort of
I should have kept this off. It's fine. No, I'm not gonna take it Deborah. I'm not gonna take it
All right, cuz I know what it bothers you
Deborah, look at me. It does bother you, I can tell. Hey, what?
I'm concentrating on him right now. I appreciate you visiting, but when you leave your cell phone on it proves that you don't really care
All right, you're not right. You're just savant. You idiot savant. It's not a savant, Deborah
Look. You're chartering. Off
Goodbye, off, no key
It's tacky
It's just tacky
Spider
You don't think I'll watch you. I watch you like a spider
You know why cuz that girl you go out with she is a spider
You want to know how I know because I am a spider
And I see I try to put you in her web and put her exact in your mouth
Where my exact should be and her babies will hatch in your mouth
And run into your throat and your stomach spider spider spider spider
Here we are in Newport, Massachusetts. I can hear the seagulls
Hey, hey, hey, get back over here girl. Hey girl, get back over here
Hey, I'm talking to you. Do you really appreciate where you are right now?
Now where am I?
You're in Newport, Massachusetts.
What?
Home of seagulls. Whoa
Whoa. Hey, that's some pretty expensive sand
Okay, in order to understand what you're talking about, you have to listen to me
Okay, look in my eyes and tell me what you think I'm trying to communicate
No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. That's incorrect. You have guessed incorrect. Yes
Yes, I am looking for something very specific
And no, it doesn't have to do with your rug
Okay, that was closer. That was closer. I am thinking about a kind of shampoo
Okay, all right, we're gonna try this one more time and if you don't get it, bingo out so fat so
All right, here we go
But I think he likes to see that I, that I'm having fun watching him have fun
It's almost like a little kid, like always has to be looking back at, well, not his mom, I'm not his mom, but
Okay, you're right. You're right. It's that shampoo that they advertise for people and for humans and for horses
The main and tail shampoo, which is actually a great product
This is what the Washington Fat Cats are trying to make our country
And do we want it to be their giant litter box except for the areas where they have cat trees and cat houses to climb in?
Okay, or do we want it to be something that we share?
You still work for Delta?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. How do you like that? You get frequent fly miles?
You know, I get them and I got them and I got them and I eventually said I don't need this anymore, you know
If I were to fly, I would have paid for this
Seriously, give me
Hey there, clip up! You know what I don't believe in?
No!
Representational art!
Like, like, like in the sense of anybody who's ever really loud and like advances their own opinion really strongly in a conversation
Whereas I was always taught to be very like conversationally neutral, if that makes sense
So instead of disagreeing with someone who you disagree with, like extracting the one really vague part of their statement that you can agree with
Leave an anyot that represents the human form!
I don't think you know what you're talking about!
No!
Absolutely, a lot of people do not know what they're doing, okay?
And you can tell because like if you ask them what they like about a movie or something like that
Like they won't be able to tell you anything like tangible about what they saw
You'd be like, do you see that movie? Like what are you thinking?
Like I love the part where they're all dancing around
And you're like, did you understand that it wasn't just like a pastiche of like images and like colors and feelings that it was like had a story?
And they're like, yeah, yeah, the part at the end when they were at the wedding and like he got the poop dumped on him
I thought that was great!
Thank you for watching!
