Come on, Eric! Let's go!
Come on, Eric! Let's go!
Come on, people! Let's go!
Eric, get that woman in there!
What the fuck?
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
I think it's a werewolf!
Oh my God! Somebody call the cops!
Somebody call the cops!
Somebody call the cops!
Somebody call the cops!
What do I do?
Don't go near the wolf!
It plays on, man!
No, he's on my team! I can't play zone!
That wolf actually has some moves.
What?
And then Scott Howard turns into a goddamn wolf!
And I don't even mean like a metaphor either.
He actually turned into a werewolf.
It was the craziest fucking thing.
I better just be like them.
But I beg you, don't destroy my plantation!
Sergeant, burn the fields!
And when you're done with that, burn the house!
Hi.
Close the door, please.
Oh, yeah.
This is a girl stress here.
Relax.
We're just one big happy family in the theater.
Yeah.
What happened to the wolf?
Well, sometimes I have to get kind of worked up to be the wolf.
What do you think about to get worked up?
I can leave.
Different things?
Pamela, who?
What are you doing?
Pamela!
Okay!
And the next thing I know, she's fucking this wolf!
There!
Did you see his wolf dork?
What do you want to know?
Wait, let me get this straight.
You're telling me that Pamela Wells fucked a wolf?
That's like bestiality, man.
That's illegal.
Something's got to be done.
No, you're doing.
You don't fuck that wolf.
No, I don't.
Why do you think you would?
All right.
We're through.
Hey, guys.
I lost my girlfriend to a werewolf.
Women and wolves boning each other.
What's next?
Something that sounds better than a cassette tape!
Look!
There they are!
That's good.
Do something, Nick.
Wolves can't come in here and take our women.
Talk shit on his mom.
You don't scare me, freak.
I've handled your kind before.
Your mommy used to steal chickens out of the backyard.
Tully blew her head off with a shotgun.
It's good.
Wait, Mick killed Scott Howard's mother?
Why isn't he in juvie?
Because he's 35.
Hey, guys.
All the head was tabbed, but the pizza should be out.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Somebody help us!
That werewolf just threw a bully ball at my friend
with his superhuman strength!
I tell you this, that werewolf better not show his face around here
because I got something for him.
Adam, where'd you get that?
I made it in shop class.
The wolf's not going to get away with what he did to Eric.
Hey, Eve, what a damn?
It's go time.
Tell them they have fucked him.
They're going to suck that wolf's dick.
Well, well, two can play the animal fucking game.
Everyone, this is Bruce.
We're seeing each other.
We're in a relationship.
Hey, everybody, look over here.
We don't care.
We don't care if people watch.
Mick, I got a gun.
Let's take him.
Stay away from Pamela.
She's mine.
Stick with your own kind freak.
Rudy, I'm so sorry about everything.
This werewolf is tearing us apart.
It's OK, baby.
I am so sorry that I fucked that dog.
What was that?
Girl dog.
And I'm not sorry for fucking it, only cheating on her
because the sex was pretty good.
Missionary?
Oh, man.
Oh, look who's discovered the importance of being himself.
I think we can win this.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.
3, 2, 1.
