Have I ever heard of the sport Frisbee Golf?
No.
So, it's kind of set up, I guess, like a golf course and you pick points to like throw the Frisbee at and whoever lands closest to that point, I guess wins that hole.
It's however many tosses it takes you to get to that point.
It's a gentleman's game.
Not the bureaucratic bullshit of regular golf.
It's golf played with a Frisbee.
I think it could be up there with like the bowling, professional bowling or, you know, maybe even professional baseball or football.
I'd watch it on TV better than ball golf.
If you consider pool or darts or any other sport that professional sports in the Air Frisbee Golf should be.
Oh man, the people who I know that play Frisbee Golf are obsessed with it.
Literally, oh yeah, they've got like those Frisbees and all those professional ones.
Is that what I'm thinking?
Ultimate Frisbee, is that the same thing?
No, it's different.
Then I don't know what you're talking about.
My whole younger adult life, I played baseball and other sports and probably around the time I was 20, I just stopped completely because my life was a mess and just never really played sports.
I moved to Arizona to straighten my life out and still never really gotten to sports.
And then, I don't know, I think I was 25 and I was just riding my bicycle with a buddy and we went through a disc golf course and I started making fun of it.
And he's kind of told me that, you know, you have no job, you have no life, you're a loser, you don't even have a car.
We should probably go and do this tomorrow because it might be fun.
And I really didn't want to but I went and I've been obsessed with it ever since.
It's just a really good time.
Don't live for that fucking sound.
Shhh.
I'm waiting for you love to come for me
But I hope I never see you again
You've ruined my heart
I hope I never see you again
Plain and simple, sit here and think about my day, how little I give a fuck about all of it.
Have a good time.
Be at one with nature.
Oh, here comes Mr. Reality over here talking about fucking rational logic again.
Jason James.
I'm freaking nature and I know not to throw the green in the springtime. I know. You lose your pretty frisbees in the springtime.
That's why I'm so scared to be out here in the springtime, man. I'm fucking thoroughly frightened.
I can't be losing my frisbees, man. They're like my best friends.
They should just let me fill the house here. I'm here more than I'm at my house.
One, two, three, four.
Oh, shit. I'm gonna throw that a mile. Oh, let it go. Too soon.
I'll be right.
Love you, God, and come to me. You are all a part of me. You are a name of hope. You are a hope.
Oh, I ripped the shit out of it.
It's the universal thought. You are, and you are not. You are many. You are one. Ever-ending just begun.
I'm about three feet away, man. I don't know if I can make it.
Hold on, let me get my bag down.
Oh, Jesus, I love you, and I love Buddha too. Ramakrishna, Guru Daya, Daya, Ching, and Muhammad.
Just throwing a forehand with a rhino that's flippy right now. You gotta be fucking excited, Dave.
Just listen. I play here every day.
And I'm telling you, you're shooting nine over more than you should because of these decisions you're making.
Oh, I think he just showed you, Jimmy.
Well, I hope he did.
You got a rope down here? Screw that. Showed you, son.
Picked up a mentor. There's one stroke on the mentor. Yeah!
Biggest birdie on the course, what?
Shot of the day.
That was insane. Seriously. In my fucking mouth.
That's what disc golf sounded like to me the first time I heard anybody talk about it.
A bunch of fucking foreign gibberish.
The more I got into it, man.
I thought I'd like to smoke it awesome. Then the classic, if you want to flip something over, Jay, just follow through, smack on a midget.
Okay.
Smell that midget, Jimmy.
I thought I'd teach people to throw a disc golf, dude. Everybody fouls through high.
You gotta come through and smack the oompa loompa like a fucking piece of shit that he is.
Oh, this guy would see me get so mad the first day I played with these guys.
When you're playing with somebody new, the back of your hand is in orange from bitch slapping the oompa loompas.
You're doing something wrong with your life.
You guys are really professional. We know what we're doing.
Gotcha.
How about you say dangerous? Smacking a midget, right?
It's usually very casual and full of fun and guys mooting you and showing you their nipples while you're doing interviews.
Sometimes somebody gets luckier than they should in life.
And they throw a shot that's so unbelievably wrong and so unbelievably ridiculous that they shouldn't throw it and then it works.
And then for the rest of their life, they try to repeat it and will always fail.
And that was the time that Jason James made the shot that will ruin the rest of his life.
