It's kind of a familiar one I have in the castle. I'm a baseball owner, which is my
plane myself. I'm the baseball owner, Mr. Broder's, and Freddie, the baseball fan.
He's a great baseball fan, so get yourself a screen that's coming. You know,
baseball, the grass is cut short, baseball training is starting in Florida, it's around the corner.
So here's a little skit all spring, trying to assemble us. The sun was out. Oh, I love the sun when it's out. Oh, the smell of the freshly cut grass, the crack in the back.
Baseball is in there. I love baseball. Hey, Mr. Broder's, Mr. Broder's, you're the owner of the St. Louis
baseball club, aren't you? That's right, son. Oh man, I tell you, those guys are great. I love every single one of them, except for, I get the next up with the blue jays and the cubs and the pillions. I get them all mixed up and, hey, you're the owner of the club.
I think it's great. What's your name, son? My name is Larry. Larry? Larry King, that's right. I tell you one thing, though. That's Freddie. Freddie, that's my brother. Oh, okay.
There you go. Hey, Mr. Broder's, I fly around into you at the spring training because I got this new mitt for Christmas, and I really want to break the name, but I want to do something special because some of the kids on the block are doing this special thing.
What they do is they write the names of their favorite players on here, and then when they see them, they get an autograph underneath, and then they go and at the ballpark and they show you. Right, yeah, we get along with this skater. I've got some things to do, okay?
Yeah, Mr. Broder's. Yeah, I know that. But listen. What can I do for you? Well, I kind of, I would like to know the player's name. On the St. Louis Cardinal Baseball Team, you, all of them, because you're awesome.
I just like the infield for now. This is the infield section. Who's on first, what's on second? I don't know, who's on third?
I didn't go to college. Could you go a little slower?
What's that? A bunch of things again?
Yeah, a little slow. I didn't really...
Who's on first, what's on second? I don't know, who's on third?
Wait a minute. You're the owner of the club, aren't you? Yeah. You're supposed to know the fellow's names, right?
Yeah. Alright, that's the first baseman. Who?
The first baseman. Who?
The guy on first base. Who?
I'm asking you, who's on first. That's the man's name. That's who's name. Yeah.
Look, look, all I want to know is what's the name of the guy on first base? No, no, what's the name of the guy on second base?
Who's on second base?
No, who's on first?
I don't know.
He's on third.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
All I want to know is what's the guy's name on first base? I don't know. What's the guy's name on second base?
No, no. Who's on second?
Who's on first?
I don't know.
He's on third.
Look, how do we get the third base?
You mentioned the man's name.
Who's name?
No, he's on first.
Look, if I mentioned the man's name on third, who did I say is on third?
No, no, no. Who is playing first?
I'm not asking you a reason to play first.
Well, that's the man's name.
That's who's name.
Yeah.
All right, okay.
I'll sort it out. What do you want to know now?
All right, let's just forget the infill. Let's go to the outfield, all right?
Let's go to the outfield.
Sure, I got an outfield.
Okay.
The left fielder's the name.
What?
Well, I just thought I'd ask.
Well, I just thought too.
Tell me, what's the left fielder's name?
No, what's the second base man's name?
Who's on second?
Who's on first?
I don't know.
Third base?
I'll try again.
The left fielder's main please.
Why?
Because.
No, he's our center fielder.
Let's forget the outfield.
Let's go back to the infill.
I'm going to get the infill straight.
I'm going to make this down there.
Okay.
Now, you're pretty much Mr. Big Money bags in St. Louis, Mr. Broadhurst.
I'm on the team, you know.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you pay your players anything?
Sure I pay them.
They're professional.
They deserve to be paid.
All right.
All right.
Now, it's Friday.
It's payday.
200 Stadium Plaza.
All the guys are lined up ready to get paid.
And everyone's lined up.
And the guy in front of the line is the first base man.
Now, the first base man reaches out and accepts his check.
Now, whose name is on the check?
Uh-huh.
Who?
Absolutely.
Who is?
Matter of fact, someone's wife comes down and picks it up.
Whose wife?
Certainly.
Well, all I want you to know is what's the name of the guy on the first base?
I don't know.
What's the name of the guy on the second base?
Who's on second base?
Who's on first?
I don't know.
Third base.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
I m going to be telling a story.
It's not good.
Pull of security, I can't do anything to figure out.
Let's do the little battery here.
OK.
You have a picture of your team.
What kind of team would I own without a picture?
Beginning the wonder.
What size do you own with that?
It's a course.
We got a picture.
All right, all right.
The pictures.
What?
Tomorrow.
What time?
What time what?
What time tomorrow you're going to tell me whose picture....
I told you, Freddie, who's not pitching.
Who is opposite?
How陥whurrr arm mng you, Tommy?
bass
Yes!
Settle them down.
I don't want to know it's what's your pitchers name?
No, what's our second baseman's name?
Who's on second?
Who's on first?
I don't know what's your face!
Come on, pitchers.
That's your name.
Today.
Today?
Yeah.
Tomorrow?
What is it?
You got a bunch of days on the team?
I can't help that.
I'll tell you how you put me in that day, so let me tell you.
All right, let me just try to straighten this out for everybody here.
I have to figure out the situation.
All right, tomorrow's on the map.
Sure.
And today's catchy.
Okay.
And I'm off the bat.
Tomorrow's trying to strike me out.
Throws me a little recurve.
Shhh.
But I punk the ball down first base like Wally Beckman.
I'm running the first base.
Now today being a great all-star catcher that he is,
Mr. Brad Waston.
He runs down that first base line.
He picks up the ball.
He throws it to the first baseman.
Now, who catches it?
That's the first thing you said right all night.
I don't even know what I'm talking about!
That's all you got to do!
It's throw the ball to first.
Yeah!
Then who gets it?
Yeah!
But who gets it?
Sure!
But who catches it?
Naturally!
But who catches it?
Naturally!
All right!
So I pick the ball and throw it to Mr. Naturally.
No, no, no!
No, no!
You're nothing like I.
You Pick the Ball And Th gratitude.
Naturally!
Okay, then say it that way!
Alright!
Okay!
Not now you say it.
Ah, this isn't it.
I says you picked the ball and you thought the w-
Naturally!
That's what I been saying!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Sitle down.
All right, alright, alright, somebody throw my AL Israel members.
Grab the ticket, someone throw my table hits the ball and who,
who steps on the bag?
Those are they what.
He throws it to, I don't know, triple player!
Good beef!
Next time, it's a long flying ball out of the lap fielder.
Why? Because I don't know, he's on third and I don't give a rip.
What did you say?
I said I don't give a rip.
Oh, he's our shortstop.
