Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yo, I'm sick of fucking that bitch.
I need some new fucking pussy.
I told you I'm fucking telling you, man.
When these bitches turn 40, dude, they got so fucking horny, fucking pussy's on fire.
Fuck you, bitches.
Dude, I'm fucking crooked, bitch.
Straight ripped that shit up.
Fuck that.
You know what that old, loose pussy?
You want the college bitches.
Bitches, all fucking horned up,
binging each other shit in hot tub,
Kyle's pussy the tightest shit out there.
Yo, that's it.
Yeah, I'ma crush some Kyle's pussy.
You fucking bitches.
Man, you know, is you fucking neat?
You need some of that fucking women's lib to pussy.
Yeah!
These bitches got jobs, like real fucking jobs.
Dude, you let dumb people dinner for a fuckin' shit?
Got some free fuckin' pussy.
Yeah!
You fuckin' pussy!
Yeah!
Fuckin' pussy, yeah.
All right, yeah.
Yo.
What's your name again?
Dude, it's Matt.
Remember?
I'm a bar.
Matt, my new bro.
Now, a serious question for my new bro.
Matt, what, in your opinion, is the best pussy out there?
You know, for a fine model society like myself.
Yeah, Matt.
That's close.
Answer a fucking question, Matt.
Dude, that's easy.
That's easy.
Stripper pussy.
Stripper pussy!
Stripper pussy!
I fucking love stripper pussy!
Fuckin' no, bro.
It's what I've taken you.
Was that stripper drawn out again?
It's right there.
I'm fucking telling you, these crazy bitches inside, they're hot as shit.
Come on.
Get you for free.
Right this way, bros.
You guys go ahead.
I'm right...
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
The time has come to eat.
I need a fucking beer.
It's fucking pussy.
I'm brah.
You'll be alright.
First round on me, bros.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What's the matter, honey?
You're so soft.
You're gonna get hard for mama.
Make me beg for that dick dick.
Oh.
You're a fucking dude.
Cut the music, now.
I'm gonna eat your dick.
I'm gonna eat your dick.
I'm gonna eat your dick.
I'm gonna eat your dick.
I'm gonna eat your dick.
Don't worry, honey. Your turn will come.
No, wake not. What not?
Oh.
Oh.
We have a problem, sisters.
And looks like someone can't get it up.
I ate a limp dick once.
I was young and a fool.
Just like you.
Sure, it tasted fine going down, but honey,
that limp dick came with a deadly price.
Night sweats, a fever alone damn near killed me.
The vomiting and the retching, the torment was endless.
If it wasn't for the queen mother's grace and wisdom,
well, I wouldn't have survived.
Take it from me, sisters.
A limp dick is nothing but trouble.
What's wrong with your dick? Aren't you a real man?
Maybe he's just hungry.
Or maybe he's just saving himself for that one special girl.
Come on, lover boy. Let's fall in love and get married.
What the fuck off me, you gay homo freaks?
We're all just dudes in dresses.
We are not boys.
We're not girls.
We are neither male nor female.
But something altogether different.
No dick.
No pussy.
But always a lady.
What do we do now?
He can't get his dick hard.
So you can't eat?
Cut off his balls.
Get him out of there.
Let's do this properly.
Unix have been devoted servants for 11 years.
When a man is freed from the confines of sexual distraction
and new sense of purpose rises.
Been lied.
Isn't that right, Matt?
Couldn't get it up either.
But he's proven to be our most faithful servant.
A Unix above Unix.
We're gonna cut your balls off, little man.
Then toss you out with the others.
Oh, you'll get to make new friends.
They're awfully nice.
And every night I cook a lovely dinner.
For all of you.
Come and get it.
Sisters, it's time you learn how.
First, you must always remember to disinfect the area thoroughly.
Now, lift the dick up,
so I can get away from the ball.
Now lift the balls,
and place the other shears underneath.
You're doing it wrong.
Go around the other way.
No, not that way.
Around the other side.
Here, give it to me.
You know, not like that.
You'll cut the whole thing off.
It's not easy to cut balls.
Go around the other way.
No, that's the way I try.
Here, let me.
He is off.
I can do it.
Go around the other side.
No, the other way.
Try the other way.
Wait, let me try the other side.
Which side?
No, not that side.
The other side.
This side didn't work.
Move it around the other way.
You mean this way?
No, not that side.
The other way.
You mean this way on this side?
No, that side on that way.
That doesn't make any sense.
What the hell is all this goddamn racket?
Do I have to do everything around here myself,
Queen Mother?
I was just training the sisters in the house.
Silence.
You're taking too long.
You're making too much noise.
Now give me those.
You stand them up.
That was your first mistake.
I've been cutting off balls
before you bitches even wore training bras.
You're all getting too weak around here.
When I was your age,
I used to use my bare hands.
But since I just had a manicure,
these are too just fine.
I guess right about now
you wish you could have gotten it up.
Ha, stud.
Now watch and learn.
I'm so damn good at cutting off balls.
I could do it with my eyes closed.
Maybe I will.
Ha, ha, ha.
