I'm Councilman Rob Quinn, thank you very much for coming to the Amphitheater this evening.
And I'd like to now bring on the dinner dogs.
All right, thank you Rob. Thank you Rob. Hey, I got a question.
Anybody go to school this year? Anybody? Raise your hand if you went to school.
Raise your hand if you've been to school in your whole life.
Raise your hand if you've been to school in your whole life.
All right, all right, all right, that's good.
How about this? Raise your hands if you think you are going to go to school someday.
Oh, oh, that's a lot. That's a lot.
Well, you know what? School is really cool and this is why.
If you want to hang out with your friends, you go to school because that's where your friends are hanging out.
And another thing is, let's say you like to play sports. Do you like to play sports? Is that why you're raising your hand?
Well, sports is cool. You can go to school. They got gym and they got stuff to have to school.
How about this? Anybody like to draw pictures? Any artists out in the audience?
Yeah, you can do that. It's cool. How about this?
What if you're a musician and you like to sing or play an instrument?
See, I like that.
But you know what else? You can learn how to read and do math and there's social studies and there's history
and there's all this stuff you can learn and it's really cool.
But you know what? My favorite class is the weekend.
Raise your hands if you like the weekend.
Weekend is great. I always do my homework. I always do my weekend homework.
And you know what? Summer is like one long weekend.
Alright, we're in the middle of summer right now. Let me hear somebody scream.
Alright, let's get this party going. We're the dinner dogs. We're going to have some fun with you today.
Music
Monday morning, clock clock rings. This is how my weekend ends.
Eat my breakfast, comb my hair. Out the door, my bus is there.
Get the school kit, do my classes. Done so soon, time to pick your passes.
I'm the bus back home again.
Can't wait till the weekend. Can't wait till the weekend.
Tuesday, Wednesday, just the same except for that big soccer game.
Coach will take us out for ice cream because we're the winning team.
Get home, sit back, relax. You ate my science projects too.
I've been at them once again.
Can't wait till the weekend. Can't wait till the weekend.
Weekend beans, I'm sleeping. Watching crutches hanging with my friends.
Don't even care it ends. Can't wait till the weekend. Can't wait till the weekend.
Thursday's book report with great school lunch with my stomach in it.
Recess is the very best that I studied for that test.
Friday comes, I'm so excited. Birthday party on, fighting.
Get the while with all my friends. Can't wait till the weekend.
Can't wait till the weekend. Weekend beans, I'm sleeping in.
Watching crutches hanging with my friends.
Two days live for it ends. Can't wait till the weekend. Can't wait till the weekend.
Free running, lying, gagging, no school, goofing, laughing, ruff, piles of ball, playing weekend.
Can't wait till the weekend. Can't wait till the weekend.
Can't wait till the weekend. Can't wait till the weekend.
Oh, yeah. Thank you very much, Pentfield. Thank you for coming out to see us on such a beautiful night.
We're the dinner dogs and we love cooking up hot tunes for cool kids.
That's all the kids here and their parents.
And we have a super secret recipe for fun that I have in a secret recipe book, which I hide in a secret place.
So I want you guys to close your eyes so you don't know where I hide my book. Everybody close your eyes.
No peeking, no peeking. Okay, I'm going to go get my book.
Uh-oh. What? Oh boy. What? You can open your eyes. What's going on?
The book is gone, Tim. What do you mean the book is gone? It's gone.
Well, we've got to have this book because it's got all the recipes and all our songs and stuff in it.
And we don't have it. We can't do the show.
Oh, wait a minute. I was looking at it out there. Is anybody sitting on it? It's about this big.
It's black and white. It's got little squiggly lines on it. Anybody see it anywhere out there?
If you see it, just speak up. I mean, because, you know, if we can't get the book.
Anybody see it out there? What? I can't hear you. What?
Huh? What? Oh, wait a minute. I'm very hard of hearing. What did you say?
Oh, they said it's back here. No, I looked back there and I couldn't find it.
Not back here. What? On the keyboard. What? They said it's on the keyboard.
No, it's nothing on the keyboard. No.
Well, this is bad. I can't hear you. What? What? It's not in my hand.
No, see. My mother's hand? No, it's not. My other hand? Oh, this hand. Why didn't you say so?
Yeah, speak up. Don't be shy. Just say it.
Well, thank you very much for finding the book. Okay, everybody, raise your right hand.
Here we go. We're going to do the super secret pledge for fun.
This is... I'm already tough enough.
Okay, everybody. Anyway, this is a super secret pledge for...
Damn. What? Your right hand.
Yeah, this is the hand I write with. No, no, no, no.
Yeah, see, same hand as you. No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's the hand you write with. No, no, no, that's the one I write with.
Oh, my other right hand. The other right hand. Okay, now, I want everybody to say what I say,
and you have to say it very loud. Now, all these kids and everybody out in the audience too.
Okay, so here we go. I pledge that for the next 40 minutes, I will laugh, have fun,
and be silly when called upon to do so.
And I will leave behind any preconceived notions of being too mature to fulfill the aforementioned criteria.
And I will leave behind any lettuce leaves in the ocean to fill the cafeteria.
Close enough. Close enough.
No, no, the pledge is done. No, no, the pledge is done.
It's over. It's over.
You said this. Hey, listen. What?
You see all these kids out here? Well, they're right in front of me. I can see them.
What do kids like to do best? Kids like to play games, right?
That's right. Me too.
Come on, everybody, let's play a game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
This game was made for me and you.
Whatever we do, that's what you do.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Well, this game is really easy.
You're probably going to be doing it really good because it's a dancing game and we got a lot of dancers here.
So the first dance is going to be a twist.
And it's really easy to do a twist. You know how, right?
All right, so here we go.
Let's twist.
Let's twist.
Let's twist.
Let's twist.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Good start. Good start.
Okay, this next dance is a really old dance.
So you're probably going to have to check out your parents.
I'll show you how it goes.
It's a monkey. It goes like this.
Are your parents doing it?
Let's monkey.
Let's monkey.
Let's monkey.
Let's monkey.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Well, here we are in the middle of summer.
Anybody go swimming yet? Anybody been swimming?
Hey, if you don't know how to swim, take some lessons.
It's a lot of fun.
Let's do the swim.
Let's swim.
Let's swim.
Let's swim.
Let's swim.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Well, you know what?
You can make up your own dance,
because you don't have to do the dances.
I tell you, you can move your head,
you can move your arms, you can move your legs.
You can go completely crazy.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
Let's dance.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Woo!
Oh my gosh.
So much energy you got to put out dancing.
I've got an idea.
Raise your hands if you like to make animal noises.
Yeah, me too, me too.
I've got a favorite animal.
Raise your hands, I'll bring the microphone over,
and we'll all make that noise together,
but you've got to tell us what that animal is.
A crocodile.
A crocodile!
Very nice, very nice.
Now we have to do this together.
Now, everybody here make a sound like a crocodile.
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.
Everybody here make a sound like a crocodile.
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Okay, I need somebody to raise their hand.
Have a really good.
What's your favorite animal?
A cat.
A cat.
Everybody likes the cat.
Or a cat.
All right, here we go.
Everybody here make a sound like a cootie cat.
Yo, yo.
Everybody here make a sound like a cootie cat.
Yo, yo.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
All right, somebody else raise your head.
Real high so I can see you.
I have to look.
I'm looking everywhere.
Oh, there's so many.
So many.
Uh-oh.
What's your favorite animal?
Bear.
A bear.
Oh, all right.
That's a good one.
Good one.
Good one.
Oh, everybody here growl like a bear.
Growl.
Everybody here growl like a bear.
Growl.
Yeah, everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
OK, let's see.
Somebody's coming all the way around to the back now.
Oh, somebody came running all the way.
What's your favorite animal?
Go, flamingo.
We'll get to you.
We'll get to you, flamingo.
A flamingo.
He came all the way up front to do.
Boy, that's a real hard one.
You've got to know something about a flamingo.
All right, here we go.
Now, everybody here make a sound like a flamingo.
Everybody here make a sound like a flamingo.
Lift up your legs.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
OK, I'm going to go over on this side.
Somebody has a favorite animal.
Flamingo.
Tell me, what's your favorite animal?
A penguin.
A penguin.
OK.
All right.
Here we go.
Now, everybody here make a sound like a penguin.
Everybody here make a sound like a penguin.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Right down the middle.
Me, me, me, me.
An elephant.
An elephant.
An elephant.
Nice.
Oh, I like elephants.
Me too.
Here we go.
Now, everybody here make a sound like an elephant.
Everybody here make a sound like an elephant.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
All right, let's see somebody else.
Somebody else.
Somebody else.
What is your favorite animal?
Lizard.
A lizard.
A lizard.
Well, we got some different animals this time.
All right.
Everybody here make a sound like a lizard.
Everybody here make a sound like a lizard.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
All right, let's see.
What's your favorite animal?
A pig.
A pig.
All right.
Here we go.
This one, I know for sure.
Well, everybody here make a sound like a pig.
Everybody here make a sound like a pig.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Hey, Tim, hang on a minute.
What?
What?
Unfortunately, we don't have enough time
to do every single animal out there.
Well, I mean, there's only a few million more.
I don't see why we do.
Yeah, I know.
But I've got an idea.
OK.
Who would like to hear a secret?
Raise your hand.
All right, I've been keeping this secret
for a very, very long time.
I just happened to know Tim's favorite animal.
It's not just any secret, boys and girls.
It's the most best secret ever.
It's my secret.
And I came up with it a long time ago.
And I've been keeping a secret from everybody.
Nobody knows anything about it.
And now I'm going to tell everybody.
I'm going to let everybody know.
And then everybody's going to know my secret.
And then everybody's going to know.
And they'll know.
Wait a minute.
If you tell everybody my secret,
it's not going to be a secret anymore.
This is true.
But you guys want to hear it, right?
Really?
Please, Tim, can I tell them?
OK, go ahead.
Thank you.
Tim's favorite animal is the giraffe.
I love giraffes.
Do you like it?
You know why I like them?
Because they're spotty.
They have spots all over them.
And then the other thing is, you know what?
You know what about giraffes?
Giraffes are very, very, they're very tall.
And you know what's cool about that?
You know what's cool?
They're very tall.
See us?
We're not very tall, right?
But someday we're going to be really tall.
Well, you're going to be really tall.
I'm probably going to be the same.
But it's very cool.
I like that being tall.
Everybody here, make a sound like a giraffe.
Hey, I can see my house from here.
Hey, everybody here, make a sound like a giraffe.
Hey, I can see my house from here.
Everybody here can play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Well, those are some really cool animal noises.
And great dance, too.
But we've got to wrap it up and do some more songs.
OK, here we go.
Everybody here, play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Everybody here, play the game.
Whatever we do, you do the same.
Ooh.
All right, that was a great job.
Thanks for helping out.
That was amazing.
It was perfect.
In every way with the dancing and the animal noises,
it was perfect.
Wait a minute, Tim.
It wasn't quite perfect.
No?
No.
It's kind of strange.
You see, none of the kids out here
mentioned dinosaurs as their favorite animal.
Well, that's very easy to explain.
It is?
It's very easy.
See, these kids are from Penfield.
Now, remember what we said about sitting on the stage
up front.
OK.
All right.
See, the kids in Penfield, they don't like dinosaurs.
Oh, I.
It's interesting.
In Fairport, love them.
No, no, no.
Around the coin?
Awesome.
But in Penfield, the kids do not like that.
That is not true.
If you kids like dinosaurs, everybody up there, too,
on the count of three, I want you to growl like a dinosaur.
One, two, three.
Oh, man.
Yeah, maybe they do like them a little bit.
That's amazing.
You know, I'm glad they like dinosaurs,
because I have a favorite dinosaur.
It's the most ferocious, ugliest thing.
It's got his big teeth.
It's got this big tail.
And he's little, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, me, me, me,
oh, me, me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Tim was Tim was first.
Yeah.
He raised his hand for what do you want?
Well, I know who the most ferocious, who the scary,
I know who the scariest dinosaur is.
You do?
I do.
Well, come on up here and tell us.
Right now?
Yep.
In front of all these people?
Yep.
OK, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me.
All right, scariest dinosaur ever by me?
No, by me.
No.
Fry ceratops, because she had two arms on her head
and one on her nose.
It was so pointy.
Her mom wouldn't let her run with it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Then she went to the gym class one day.
No, no, no, no.
Everybody go like this.
No, no, no, no.
OK, listen, these kids know the scariest dinosaur.
So on account of three kids, you've
got to tell Tim the scariest dinosaur.
One, two, three.
Look at that.
I was going to say T-Rex.
Sure.
I was.
I forgot.
Boy, these kids know it.
All right, we just happened to have a song about T-Rex.
And these kids can help us do it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
These kids don't know the words or any of the things to do.
Are you kidding?
These kids are very smart.
I can teach them right now.
OK.
OK, here we go, kids.
When you hear me sing these words,
he's the scariest dinosaur ever been.
That's when you've got to growl like a scary dinosaur.
So we're going to practice this here.
Here we go.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
How can we do that?
Because after all, millions of years ago,
T-Rex used to come out of the jungle, right?
A little too soon.
But he used to come out of the jungle,
and he'd start growling, and he'd
start making a lot of noise.
And all the pterodactyls, you know what a pterodactyl is,
right?
Yeah.
OK, well, all the pterodactyls up in the trees,
well, see, they'd be scared, and they'd
make a lot of noise, and they'd think, here, watch,
I'll show you.
So imagine T-Rex coming out of the jungle,
and all the pterodactyls are up in the trees.
They're like sleeping, and they're just hanging out,
relaxing, no real casual.
And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, here comes T-Rex.
He jumps out in the middle, and all the pterodactyls,
you know what they do?
They go like this.
They go, call, call, like that.
See, now, see, we don't have any pterodactyls to scare,
so we can't do the song.
Are you kidding?
Look at all the pterodactyls.
The grown-ups, they make great pterodactyls.
That's right.
You hear them every day.
They go, call, call, better hurry up.
We've got to get to the park to hear the dinner dogs.
And how come there's no place to park here in the park
to go to see the dinner dogs, and I'm not your main.
OK, now, grown-ups, we need you to flap.
OK, come on.
Come on, play with these kids.
Oh, nice.
We want to see some.
That's that bear.
That's pretty good.
OK, now, kids, when you hear me sing,
scariest dinosaur ever been, you have to turn around,
growl at the adults, and they're going to flap away for you.
Here we go.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude,
and he's got a very bad attitude.
Long-chart peat, ferocious grit.
Here we go.
He's the scariest dinosaur ever been.
Crissy rooftops in Ecuador went out for a walk.
He said, when Rex comes around, you better get out of this town.
Or if you stay at the game he'll play,
he always ends up the winner.
And when the game is done and he's had his fun,
he'll invite himself to dinner, to dinner.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude,
and he's got a very bad attitude.
Long-chart peat, ferocious grit.
Here we go.
He's the scariest dinosaur ever been.
A patosaurus at the plait of this new Rex had one fault.
The big guy could swim.
Boy, was that nothing more than Rex.
He chased them over the hill.
They jumped into the water, and Rex couldn't jump in.
But with a big duty grin, he said, I'll catch you later.
Catch you later.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude,
and he's got a very bad attitude.
Long-chart peat, ferocious grit.
Here we go.
He's the scariest dinosaur ever been.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude,
and he's got a very bad attitude.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very bad attitude,
and Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude.
He's got a very bad attitude,
and Tyrannosaurus Rex is a very big dude.
He's the scariest dinosaur ever been.
Rawr.
All right, good job dinosaur fantastic job. Hey nice I
Notice something in that song. Did you hear when those two dinosaurs got away from t-rex?
So here's this big mean dinosaur and these these two dinosaurs they got away from them
And it's good because they did something very smart that morning when they went out to play
Here's what they did. They took a buddy along a bunny. What why would they take a bunny along?
You see a dinosaur can't see a bunny. You know, wait a minute. I know you saying you have a bunny
I don't he's got a bunny rabbit. No, no the dinosaur has a bunny. No, here's what I said
I said they took a buddy a lot of friends. They took a buddy. Yes a buddy friend now
Here's why that was a good idea because when you're out hanging around with your friends have a big old mean
Dinosaur or somebody comes along and tries to bother you
He probably won't try to bother you as much because you're hanging out with a bunch of other buddies
And another thing is is if you stub your toe or something. Well
Your friend can help you out or how about this?
What if what if you need to tie your shoe and you don't know how to tie your shoe?
Well, then maybe your friend can help you tie your shoe. How about this when you go out with your friends you have more fun
That's the deal.
Oh
Buddy a lot
Well, if you're gonna walk to your stool buddy a lot buddy a lot
It's a whole I'd say friend
Make a buddy a lot. Make a buddy a lot
Beats you out of trouble
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Make a buddy a lot make a buddy a lot
Oh yeah nice night
My guy hey hey, how could you stop singing? Why did I stop singing?
Yeah, oh, well, you know, there's all kinds of places to go with a buddy
Oh, that's what I was saying about I remember but you know what Jim what I can't think of any more places to go with a
Friend well, maybe our buddies can give us some good ideas, and then we can sing about them good idea
Raise your hands if you know where you would go with the buddy if you were going someplace with the buddy
Where would you go?
To the pond! To the pond! To the pond! To swim in the pond!
Oh, hey, nice!
Well, if you're gonna go to the pond make a buddy along, make a buddy along
It's a whole lot safer and a lot more fun, make a buddy along, buddy along
The rock one is double, peeps you out of trouble, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
And where would you go with the buddy? A museum!
What? Where? A museum!
Oh, okay, did you hear you first?
I heard her just fine, I don't know about you
Alright, here we go!
If you're gonna go to a museum make a buddy along, make a buddy along
It's a whole lot safer and a lot more fun, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
The rock one is double, peeps you out of trouble, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
Okay, where would you go?
Africa!
Africa!
Oh, okay!
I'd wanna take a buddy to Africa
He would see a giraffe in Africa
I would!
Well, if you're gonna go to Africa make a buddy along, make a buddy along
It's a whole lot safer and a lot more fun, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
The rock one is double, peeps you out of trouble, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
Let's see, let's see, where would you go?
The body, where would you go?
Where would you go?
Vacation!
Vacation!
Oh, yeah!
Okay, alright here, alright, you okay?
Well, if you're gonna go to vacation make a buddy along, make a buddy along
It's a whole lot safer and a lot more fun, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
One and one is double, peeps you out of trouble, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
We got time for one more!
Alright, where would you go with the buddy?
I would go see the Queen of England
The Queen of England?
Ah!
That would be amazing!
You could go see the little Mary
Oh, how nice!
That would be awesome!
Well, if you're gonna go to see the Queen of England, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, it's a whole lot safer and a lot more fun, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
One and one is double, peeps you out of trouble, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
Well, I'll tell you what, Tim
What?
These kids had some great ideas where to take a friend along with you to have more fun and be safe!
That's right!
So here we go!
Okay!
Well, if you're gonna go anywhere, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, it's a whole lot safer and a lot more fun, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
One and one is double, peeps you out of trouble, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, ooh, make a buddy along, make a buddy along, make a buddy along
Whoo!
Well, that's the end of that song!
That was cooking!
That was deep fried!
Thank you!
That was over easy!
That was...
Ah, nuts!
Hey, listen!
Hey, watch out for the stairs!
Watch out for the stairs!
Well, listen, just because I was making bad food jokes doesn't mean that you can call the audience names
No, I just went on nuts!
Why'd you go on nuts for it?
Well, you know, I remember when we first started the song and you were talking about your rabbit
I don't have a rabbit
You said you had a bunny
I did not!
He said bunny
I did not say
See, he said bunny
Well, I don't have a bunny and we're friends, I figure I should have one
You know what?
What?
I've got the blues about the whole mess
The blues?
What do you mean blue?
Why not pink or orange or green or yellow?
Well, when you're feeling blue, you're feeling sad
Oh...
I just figured out what Rich is talking about
Raise your hands if you want to hear what Rich is talking about
Alright, he's talking about this, he feels like this
Hey, that sounds like I feel
Kind of sad
Yeah, has anybody ever been sad before? Raise your hands
I guess all these kids are being very honest and nobody out there has ever been sad
Well, there's one
Well, it's okay to be sad sometimes, you can't be happy all the time
Here's one way to get the blues
Who likes ice cream?
Oh, yeah
Now what would happen if you had this really tall ice cream gone
And you went to take your first lick and a whole thing fell on the ground
And a bunch of ants came along and ate it
Who'd be sad?
Sure
Well, you know what?
I got sad the other day and I'm just going to have to tell you about it
Well, I would get my hair washed the other night
Everything was going alright
But then I started to cry
Because mama, she got soaked in my eyes
I got soaked in my eyes
He's got soaked in his eyes
Well, I got soaked in my eyes
And you tell me why I started to cry
Because you got soaked in your eyes
Hey everybody, my friend Richard here
Well, our friend Richard, he's not feeling very happy right now
I don't know, what do you guys do when your friends or your family, they're sad
Do you help them feel better?
Do you help them maybe feel a little bit better?
Do you help your friends or family feel better when they're sad?
You do, you do, you do
Well, me too, you don't, but that's okay
Here's what we're going to do
See our friend Richard, he's kind of sad
But first of all, we got to point at him like this
And then now, he's going to feel better because he thinks he's the center of attention
And every time he says, can you tell me why I started to cry
We're going to say, because you got soaked in your eyes
Because you got soaked in your eyes
Because you got soaked, as loud as you can
Because you got, right, that's what you do, okay?
Alright, I'll help you, alright? Here we go
Alright, here we go
Well, I was helping my daddy wash his dishes in the sink
There he is
Everything was going okay, I think
Look at him, but then I started to cry
His daddy, he got soaked in my eyes
I got soaked in my eyes
I think he had soaked in his eyes
I got soaked in my eyes
He probably had soaked in his eyes
Can you tell me why I started to cry?
Here we go
Because you got soaked in your eyes
I got soaked in my eyes
Soap in his eyes
Well, I got soaked in my eyes
We got soaked in our eyes
Can you tell me why I started to cry?
Here we go, here we go, come on, let's go
Because you got soaked in your eyes
Here we go, here we go, that's right, that's right, that's what I've been trying to tell
you.
That was pretty cool, you know I'm feeling a lot better, thank you everybody, but there's
one more thing that happened to me, I wish they made no more tears car wash, that's all
I could cry in.
Cause I was helping my uncle wash his car the other day, everything was going okay,
but then I started to cry, cause uncle he got soap in my eye, I got soap in my eye,
oh he got soap in his eye, can you tell me why I started to cry?
Here we go, what I got soap in my eye, what I was trying to tell you, what I got soap
in my eye, can you tell me why I started to cry?
Oh, thank you so much everybody, I feel a whole lot better, we are the dinner dogs, we love
cooking up hot tunes for cool kids, that's everybody out there tonight, and we have a
website, dinnerdogs.com, go on there with your parents, there's all kinds of cool stuff,
there's our schedule, there's like a coloring book, and there's a little story about us
and all kinds of neat things, and my name is Richard, this is Tim, my name is Tim and
this, hey there's only two of us, I went to introduce and then you said all the cool
stuff, and then I said nobody's there, guess what's happening now, everybody out there
is looking at you, that's true, everybody is looking at me, have you ever been in a situation
where people were looking at you, looking at you, looking at you, and you didn't know
what to say, you didn't know what to say, and you didn't know what to do, and then you
feel very weird, well that's what this next song is all about.
Penfield, are you ready to rock?
Come on, are you ready to rock?
I have an older brother who did seven last weeks, taught me how to throw the ball, he
lets me win it, I've been seeking, went my mind right looking, plays a little trick, he
makes a funny face at me, and then I see the gig and I play, make him stop looking at me,
looking at you, looking at me, make him stop looking at me, make him stop looking at me,
looking at you, looking at me, make him stop looking at me.
Well my sister is in seventh grade, she's always on the phone all in all, she's pretty nice
but she likes to be long, that's when my brother likes to play his little game, her voice is
slightly higher, but the words are still the same, it's in there, make him stop looking at me,
making him stop looking at me, making him stop looking at me, making him stop looking at me.
Brother came home that night, watched a little TV of a family room for,
Sis and I came in, we crossed our eyes, stuck out our tongues, brother started streaming
at the top of his line, make him stop looking at me, looking at me, looking at me,
make him stop looking at me, making him stop looking at me, looking at me,
make him stop looking at me.
Here we go!
Make him stop looking at me, looking at me, looking at me, making him stop looking at me.
Everybody, make him stop looking at me, looking at me, making him stop looking at me.
All right, thank you!
absolutely not hey everybody this next song's a lot like follow the leader now
there's a lot of things to do so you're gonna want to listen very carefully and
watch me because I'm gonna show you how to do some cool stuff so let's get it
all together we're gonna do the hip and eat
hip down to the beat
We're shaking hands. Shake your neighbor's hand up there, everybody. Shake my hands. Shake my hands. Shake your neighbor's hand. Here, I'll shake hands. Oh, you want to shake hands now? Okay, here we go. Shake hands.
Hey, don't forget to shake each other's hands. You're probably pretty nice people once you get to know each other.
That's your head, and stop your feet. Up up and down to the beat. Do the hip-iddy, hop hop, hop hop. Do the hip-iddy, hop hop, hop hop.
Tell you to stop, say you gotta stop.
When we tell you to stop, say you gotta stop.
When we tell you to stop, say you gotta stop.
When we tell you to stop, do the empty mouth,
mouth, mouth.
can't happen
oh yeah
what you armed up to your side
put him up, put him down
fly just like a bird
clap your wings
clap up
lest those birds be heard
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Clap your hands.
Stop your feet.
Hold it.
Do the.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Hang on.
Okay.
Hang on a minute.
All right.
Now the words go, let those birds be heard.
That's right.
And I heard a lot of kids making some cool birds.
Well, you told them to.
You told them to.
Yeah, but you know what?
I didn't hear any adults out there, the taller people.
Yeah.
I didn't hear them making any birds out.
Wait a minute.
Are you saying the grown-ups, the grown-ups didn't make any birds?
What?
You just sat there?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
You just sit there with your arms folded.
Oh.
Oh, I'm too mature to make bird sounds.
Yeah.
I mean, my best friend might be here and he'd see me making bird sounds.
Yeah.
So you think we should give the grown-ups another chance?
Good.
Nice.
All right.
Now I want all the kids to turn around and stare at the grown-ups.
Yeah.
Look them in the eyes.
They're your teachers and role models.
And they're going to show you the secret bird sounds you've never heard them make before,
most likely.
That's right.
Okay.
Now grown-ups, don't let these children down onto count of three.
Bird sounds.
Here we go.
One, two, three.
Grown-ups.
Yeah.
The grown-ups, the grown-ups, they made the bird sounds.
They got so funky.
They got down.
They tweet, tweet.
Are you done?
Yeah.
That's good.
Okay.
Now that wasn't so hot.
I think these kids on the count of three could make way louder bird sounds than you
don't.
That is so unfair.
Why?
Kids are so much smaller than grown-ups.
Yeah.
I mean, they're so tiny.
There's no way they could make a bigger noise.
No way.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Kids, do you think you can make a bigger noise than the adults?
Okay.
All right.
Now here's your chance, kids.
On the count of three, all the kids out here, I want you to make the loudest bird sounds
you've ever made in your lives.
Here we go.
Kids only on the count of three.
One, two, three.
Kids.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that was nice.
Here's what we're going to do.
Kids and adults together, we're going to make bird sounds.
Now put your arms out to your side.
Fly just like a bird.
Come on.
Clap your wings.
That's right.
And let those birds be heard.
That's right.
Now put your arms out to your side.
Now put your arms out to your side.
All right.
Thank you very much, everybody.
We're the dinner dogs.
Thanks so much for coming out to see us.
The kids did a great job tonight.
I'd like to thank the Kiwanis Club, and they gave out books and stuffed animals and stuff
and it was cool.
And the town of Pentfield for having us back.
That's right.
Thank you so much.
Take care and have a good evening.
Always the best show.
Pentfield.
Yes.
Thank you.
It's over already.
Can't wait till the weekend.
Can't wait till the weekend.
Oh, yeah.
