Mary, I have something for you.
You've been served.
She doesn't drink.
You said you would fire her unless she drinks.
So, anyone call the police?
No, not yet.
Good, no please.
Look, this is how it works in Silicon Valley.
A tech startup gets trashed, chances are it's not a ram crime.
Well, I'll be back later. Don't go anywhere.
Ugh! I always wanted to say that to a tied-up guy.
June?
June Pepper?
Wait, you know her?
We went to MIT together.
And lately, she's been working at a top-secret startup.
They're called LIFI.
Anybody want to take a guess at what they do?
3D video conferencing.
Our account was hacked, right?
That's what the bank is saying. Our account was hacked?
Yeah.
She's a world-class hacker.
If anybody could do it, it would be her.
And we're not calling the police, why?
Because the only people who would give us money or support told us not to.
We're not calling the police.
We need to hit them back.
I'm sorry, we need to do what?
Oh!
Gilly, get in the car! What do you do? Get in the car!
Go, go, go. Drive, drive, drive.
God, you couldn't park a little bit closer?
I'm sorry, I was trying to be discreet.
Hold on the window, you smell like a sewer.
Oh, I'm so sorry I don't smell like warm chocolate cake after you had me go through a dumpster.
Hey, I didn't have you go through anything. You lost the draw.
You could apologize, you could at least do that.
Why did I apologize?
Because you lost the draw, it's bad enough I had to drive.
I think I hurt people back there.
I'm sorry, Derek, I'm sorry you had to hurt people.
I'm sure the police will be really sorry when they arrest us.
Please tell me you found something, you just had to go through a dumpster.
Oh yeah, lots of things at the time.
Coke cans, meat scraps, security guards, you know, you name it.
What are we gonna do?
I don't know.
I need this job there, and I really do.
And I need things to go well tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I'll come around, swing and throw it down.
I know what it takes to win and call to you one better.
I'll write myself and set a skin that pits you to the letter.
And everything I've got, I've got a fairy in this matter.
I'll write it off, whatever I make it count.
I'll write it off, whatever I make it count.
As you all know, the situation is pretty grim.
The bank hasn't even started working on our case yet.
And as of yesterday, the C3D account balance is exactly $3.
Which is apparently June's idea of a hilarious joke.
We have a meeting scheduled with Glen Chiqui in two days' time.
He'll want to hear how we're progressing with the...
Operations.
Right, the operations.
I'm hoping we have some good news.
Yeah, and if we do, we'll get a second round of funding, so...
But in the meantime, we're going to be cutting some expenses.
Just to hold us over until the situation is resolved.
And yes, this means the foosball table is going to stay broken for a while.
I know, I know.
Also guys, no more free lunch.
Or lunch in general.
It's been really cutting into productivity, and we can't pay the cook.
Why don't we just cut our salaries next?
We can split the $3 if you want.
So we're working for free.
You have a better idea?
We're going under, aren't we?
I mean, this is just postponing the inevitable.
We're not going under.
Listen up, people.
This is my promise to all of you.
We're going to be okay.
We're going to do whatever it takes to keep this company running.
I believe in this product.
I believe in Bryn.
And I believe in this team.
It's not going to be easy.
But we're going to pull through, and we're going to be huge.
Do you know why?
Because we all live in Jack's magical fairyland?
No.
Because we're C3D, and we're not quitters!
Thanks, Steve.
Don't be late.
I'll try, but you know how irresponsible I am.
Derek, it's important, please.
Yeah, but I'm so irresponsible.
I don't even know what that means.
See you later.
Yeah, bye.
Go away.
What did you find in our trash?
Trash.
Was security really necessary?
Would I have sent them if it wasn't?
What do you want, June?
Just to give you your first job.
Hey.
No pay?
Are you crazy?
What is that all about?
Olivia used the credit card to install security cameras
in case there's another break-in.
Let me repeat.
No pay?
Are you crazy?
Oh, I forgot.
You've got that wife and kids to worry about.
Oh, no, wait.
That's me.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Yeah, you have a family.
I get it.
Hey, listen.
I have to pay my lawyer, Erin.
Okay, she's been calling me and I haven't been returning for calls.
You might want to rethink that strategy.
I can't pay her.
What would you have me do exactly?
You seriously have no money.
Here comes the lecture.
After what Andy gave us.
After all the money we've made here, you've got nothing.
I'm sorry, I actually like to live my life.
Yeah, paycheck to paycheck, like an irresponsible loser.
You know what?
I would rather be an irresponsible loser
than a responsible workaholic.
Hey, thanks for the talk.
It's been really helpful.
Nobody's here yet.
Uh, yeah.
Glenn and his late night meetings.
I got work to do.
You know, in the sense of resentful about it, you know.
How are you not resentful?
I mean, we have no money, no lives.
You're probably going to go deaf very young.
Do you ever play with Legos when you were a kid?
Yeah, so?
I used to spend hours building whatever I could think up.
Follow the directions.
Now it's my actual job to build whatever I like.
That isn't the coolest thing in the world.
I don't know what is.
I guess it's different when it's your baby.
It's not yours?
I'm more the babysitter.
What'd I tell you about the salmon?
I love that it was stuffed with more salmon.
California recursive cuisine.
I found it on foodspotting.
How did you escape from the office?
I hardly see you anymore these days.
It's like being held hostage, like Aaron's going to tackle me
if I attempt to leave the building.
I have the worst headache.
Well, I hope this is helping.
It's more than helping.
You know, they say that I am the selfish one.
None of them are asking you how you're feeling or how you're doing.
Exactly.
I get it.
I'm sorry, you're not the selfish one, Dary.
You're just trying to survive like everyone else.
You know, this might be the recursive wine talking,
but I'm kind of starting to like you.
Well, if it isn't my favorite deadbeat client.
And it's back.
I'm glad to see you still have money to spend on expensive meals.
I'd hate to think of you starving on my account.
Josie, I was just about to call you.
You know, how's the lawsuit?
How's the family?
What are you doing here?
Oh, I was in town for a convention,
so I thought I would stop by and say hello.
Did you get my last bill?
Yeah, I got it.
Any plans to pay it?
There are plans.
Oh, that's too bad.
I was starting to think about dropping you as a client.
You know, Josie, you really don't have to work.
Yeah, dropping you as a client and then suing you
for all the money that you owe me.
Josie.
That's a little extra.
You know, because there's always a little extra.
We'll send you a check.
Okay, can we talk about this later?
The avocado stuffed avocado with a balsamic reduction?
Please, that'd be right here.
Thank you.
You still have my address?
Check's practically in the mail.
Oh, I'll be waiting.
You enjoy your avocado stuffed with avocado.
It's gross.
Was that your lawyer?
Yeah.
What was that about?
Just my life being over.
Last we heard from the bank is they're investigating.
It could take months.
I'm not sure if we could...
Derek!
Cabbage?
No cabbage.
All right.
So, why are you late to my meeting?
Oh, I had a thing.
I had a business thing, a thing with a business.
Thing? Whatever.
Okay, dudes.
Let's talk plans.
What are they?
Well, we want to hire two guys.
I found the two guys and I'm ready to make them offers.
Yeah, we just need the money to write the checks.
So, Smiley found your competitors.
You smashed them?
Live five.
We've been trying to learn more about them.
So, no smashing then?
No smashing, but we did find out that they're head of R&D
as a woman named June Pepper, their CEO.
And I went through their trash.
I didn't find anything except two security guards.
You know, I had a pig as a pet once.
I'm sorry, what is that?
I never told anyone about it.
I love that pig, but I never told anyone.
Not until after the banquet.
Know why?
Because I don't like to be associated with pigs.
See what I'm saying here?
Yes, sir.
No more digging through trash.
You don't know what I'm saying.
I'm saying don't get caught.
Because my pig did.
That's why I had the banquet in the first place.
Sorry, what was I saying?
The thing is, Glenn, everyone here is committed to winning.
We've got a great product.
We've got a great team.
What we're short on right now is...
Cabbage.
Sorry, I've got cabbage on my mind.
Okay.
All I'm saying is that a small advance would be in your best interest.
We hire these two guys.
We're done in three months.
You get a great return on your investment.
Things as they are, I don't know if we'll last another week.
I see your point.
And really, this is temporary, right?
We get this thing resolved with the bank and...
The hell?
What does it want?
Hey, what are you doing?
Derek, my person.
So we meet at last.
Giddy up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You must be June.
You know, this is kidnapping.
I know who you are and when I tell my attorney...
Blah, blah, blah.
The seduction was off the table.
Am I right?
You'd hardly take a phone call, so what's a girl to do?
What the hell do you want?
To help you, you idiot.
How's that lawsuit going in New York?
How do you know about that?
Shut up.
I've decided to have it settled for you.
Why would you do that?
Because in exchange, you're going to help me get some insider information on C3D.
You run a few errands when I ask.
Nothing would hurt your friends.
You really think I'm going to betray them for money?
Of course you are.
You're broke.
You're not getting a salary.
You can't pay a lawyer and if you lose C3D,
no one would ever hire you again because of that lawsuit.
Hell, even if you could pay your lawyer,
you still might not win and then what?
You play nice, I make it go away.
It's obvious you've already made up your mind,
so just say yes.
How do I know you're not lying?
This is the settlement agreement.
It's already been signed by your victim.
All it needs is your signature
and she will be paid for an untraceable offshore account in three months' time.
Do what I ask and you will never hear about any of this ever again.
If you don't do what I ask,
if you try to warn your friends
or even if you just screw up the simple tasks you'll be given,
the agreement will be torn up and it'll be right where you started.
No, I've got a thing tonight, so can we be done now?
All right.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Good boy. Sign right here.
Halt!
A penny cab? Seriously?
Girls gotta have some style.
Get out.
Proceed.
Hello? Jesus, what?
Out of it!
It's a flower. It's a flower.
I have a date tonight. This is why I hate romance!
You were saying, Jack, something about making smart investment decisions.
Do you think it's smart to sink more money into a company
that can't even keep its doors closed?
To me, that just sounds like throwing good money after that.
I don't know what happened, but there will be an investigation.
Look, kids, I've got to go and clean flower out of my extremely expensive,
though seemingly casual clothes.
Just so we're clear, you guys aren't getting another penny from me
until I'm sure that you're serious about this whole running a company thing.
Check this out.
You want us to put out a play?
Techstars is a startup incubator in your startup egg.
It's a match made in heaven.
We're not idiots, Glenn. We just didn't expect this.
We know how to run a business, not a war.
What's the difference?
What?
My point exactly.
Okay, dudes and dudes and dudes, here's the plan.
I'm hosting a 48-hour business plan challenge
at the Techstars New York office in exactly one week.
A lot of top startups are going to be there, and so are you.
The winner is going to get admittance into the program.
How does that help us?
You'll learn how to run a startup from some of the top people in the tech industry.
Things like, well, I don't know.
Don't know one of your two investors is going to get attacked by a robot.
Important thing.
What if we don't get accepted?
Well, you can co-share a top set of shelf life.
That was my pig's name.
Sad story, but he was delicious.
Any questions? No? Good.
See you in New York.
See you here, myster.
Oh, God. I'm screwed.
We're not actually building this thing.
We just have to win the contest.
If we get into the program, Glenn gives us the money.
We can do that, right?
Your business plan will only be admitted if your product matches with the theme of our competition,
which is love.
You're the one who got Aaron and Lucy together?
Valentine's Day party.
Yeah, you going?
My friend's dragging me, too.
Yeah? You want to maybe get drunk and make fun of the meeting ritual?
Yeah, you said you wanted to take a break from Lisa.
Didn't say that.
Maybe you can look up Matilda.
Shut up, Jack.
What did you do with Aaron?
I know you did something with him.
Is he dead in a ditch somewhere?
What do we know when we're young?
We meet some guy or girl, we flirt, we laugh,
and next thing we know our bodies are so flooded with hormones,
we don't know up from down.
Are you crazy?
Yeah, that's right.
Someone hurt you.
I'll fight back.
Thank you.
