Hi! I'm the professional. I'm here to show you how to make a hit single. Don't just make
a song, make a hot song. All it takes is a little hard work, dedication, and water.
Buy Apple! Stay hydrated!
First what you need is a pop and beat. Some of the other kids will want to groove to. All
you need is a keyboard.
Something like this! Let's start off with this traditional cowbell. Doesn't it sound
amazing? Next, let's add up a little bit of East Oregon Yodeling. Wow! How sweet is that?
Now no beat is done without this siren. Fantastic!
Let's listen to what we have!
Now what we need is a vocal hook. Something that's catchy, brainwashing, and simple.
Now what we need are hot bars. So we'll contact the greatest Canadian of all time, Aubrey Graham.
Some such hit singles like Hotline Bling. I wish you were mine. And baby, I love you
more. Yes, we'd like Drake. What do you mean we can't afford him?
What do you mean we can't afford him?
What do you mean we can't afford him?
No, that was all wrong! Where's the dab? Molly! What about the lean? Dab! Dab on him!
Dab!
Huh, lean in my cup, dab, lean in my cup, dab, lean in my cup, dab, big booty woman, yeah,
in my cup, dab, lean in my cup, dab, lean in my cup, dab, woman.
This sounds nice, but it needs a little something.
Lean in my cup, dab, lean in my cup, dab, lean in my cup, dab, woman, army.
Perfect! Now it's time for the most crucial step, mastering. Let's get to it!
Let's get to it!
Let's get to it!
Let's get to it!
Let's get to it!
That's almost time. What is it?
I got it.
