I want to tell you that I had a wonderful and astounding chance to interview Bobby
Kristina. That's right, I had the first interview that anybody could get with
Whitney Houston, the world, the queen. That's right, her daughter Bobby Kristina.
But before we talk about that interview, I want to tell you that it was really,
really, really hard for me to go through this interview. The reason why? Whitney was
my queen. Everybody knows my interview back in 1995 with Michael Jackson was the
first time I got to interview the king of pop. Oh, oh, oh, somebody bring me a
vibrator. But, steadman, call Gail and tell her to come down here and bring me that vibrator.
Anyway, sometimes I get like that. I haven't had sex in years. This is my
exclusive interview with the none other than Bobby Kristina. Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's see
annual Oprah. Everybody let's do it together. I am full of energy for this
interview. We go behind the scenes of Bobby Kristina's countryside mansion in
Tennessee. How you doing? Oh, yeah, it may have the best steak I ever could eat. We
interview her and we also go behind the scenes with an exclusive interview with
none other than beloved. Okay, not beloved. Michael Jackson. Do you see my
portrait? That's right. I'm Oprah. In the flesh. But anyway, back to that interview.
So Bobby, what do you think your mother would have wanted you to be? Well, my
money is to teach me to roll up out of receipts. Because sometimes dad used to
hit her because she didn't bring home a block and it's only used to receipts. And she taught me how to do it.
Oh, Oprah, I brought you a gift. Oh, here's the gift that I brought to you, Oprah.
It's a purse. Yeah, I got it at the crib, so. But it's just a large handbag they
call it over. Thank my bed. Now it's clean, though. You know, you don't mind if I,
you know, very interesting. Do you have any regrets before your mother left this
earth? You don't you don't got to lie to Oprah. You don't got no you don't got no
form of a lighter. And I got this blood duck that I've been saving. I don't know
how long. Can somebody can somebody get me a motherfucker lighter? You see this
curse? I got it. I still drove for 95. Yeah, I tweeted about it. You don't be on
Twitter, don't Oprah. You don't be on Twitter like you should be. What do you
think really killed your mother? Quite honestly, quite honestly. I think my
mama, dad of a broken heart. And let me tell you what, because my mama and daddy
love each other. That's why I look just like my daddy. And I have to wear a whole
bunch of makeup because my mama loved him so much, I look like his ass now.
That's fucked up. That's real fucked up, Oprah. I wanted to be pretty like my mama
and she fucked it up. Oh, I had to get a 27 piece, but they fucked it up like
they fucked up my 27 piece. I was trying to look like Ronnie from the
Playlist Club. Look what they did Oprah. This shit ain't even lit. I'm still
puffing it. But I love you Oprah. I really do. I really do. And I think that's why my
mama and dad, honestly, everybody in my family, they want to know something about
how my mama and dad. That's my mama.
I need a motherfucking blood, nigga. That's the motherfucking shit I need. This motherfucking, we're in the blonde on
deck, nigga. We're in the motherfucking blonde on deck. Now, buddy. You know, there are a lot of
rooms and I say a lot because when Oprah says a lot, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, oh, yes. Oprah, me.
I really love my mommy. You know what I'm saying? It smells like piss and something up in here. Do you want to smell this? It smells like piss in it.
But anyway, I wanted to say I really, really, really wanted to do the interview first with you, Oprah, because I know how you do
everything. You make everything look real good on the TV set.
Oh, somebody called Kristie Green truck.
I'm not really her because you're the queen, Oprah, like my mama said, like she was the queen of singing and you are the queen of the TV set. You're the queen of the TV set.
Oprah. So I just wanted to tell you that that she's the queen of the TV set. And when I was little, my mommy used to tell me to go watch Oprah because Oprah was on the TV set.
Speaker. You don't mind Oprah. Okay, cuz you don't you don't mind if I, you know, okay, cuz I got gas to I got soup because let me tell you something. I'm gonna do I'm gonna make one for you.
So it's gonna be for total. Okay.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
And it does. But we want to be Oprah. We want to be Oprah.
I wanted to see I wanted to come meet your ass.
Since I was a little girl, since I was two years ago, I wanted to come meet Oprah and I was like, mama, Oprah finna give me some money because you smoked all the shit up with daddy.
Oh, you used to tell me when I was young and fertile.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
Take the Viagra!
Mama's getting hot!
