Before a cloud, I'd always be loud Rumble thunder everywhere, loud and rough so everyone could hear
Cause I'd have confidence, lots of confidence Being quiet's not for me
So loud with confidence is what I'd be Before a cloud, or let's see if I was gonna be over
I would go, before a clover Could knock me over
Stand up strong just as tall as I can And try to bring some luck to this world again
Cause I'd have courage, lots of courage Being afraid is not for me
So clover with courage is what I'd be Before a clover
Alright, so Sahil, what was your word? It was chat. Alright, let's try that
Before a cat, I have a pet rat I think it'd be nice to have a pet rat
Cause you never know when you might need a snack So I keep in company, really close company
Being hungry, I mean, only it's not for me So a cat with a rat is what I'd be
If I were a cat
Is Ali here? There was an Ali that gave me cow
If I were a cow, stand out in a crowd The only one in the heart with purple hair
Dancing around like I just don't care Cause I'd have character, lots of character
Being dull is not for me So a cow with character is what I'd be
If I were a cow
Alright, who's got a good C word? Who knows their alphabet?
What you got? Right there in the blue code. What's a good one?
A cowfish? Woo! If I were a cowfish
You wouldn't catch me on a dish I'd escape all those fishermen
Swimming away just as fast as I can Cause I'd have commitment
Really good commitment Getting caught is not for me
So a cowfish with commitment is what I'd be
If I were a cowfish, woo! What you got?
Cookie? Alright, if I were a cookie
I'd say looky looky
I'd have frosting sprinkles right on top of me
The sweetest cookie that you'd ever see And I'd have chocolate chips
Lots and lots of chocolate chips
Being tasteless is not for me So a cookie with chocolate chips is what I'd be
If I were a cookie
Anybody else who's got one?
Woo! What you got?
How about you? You got one? What you got?
A cowfish
How about a car?
A car!
If I were a car
I'd drive really far
Picking up pedestrians mile after mile
No one has to walk, we can ride in style
Cause right now, compassion
Lots of compassion
Being mean is not for me
So a car with compassion is what I'd be
If I were a car
Let's see, and then I think
Sade gave me canary
If I were a canary
Never getting married
I'd live down in that coal mine all by myself
Uncle, I almost got it, I almost got it
You got me, canary got me
Alright, well, the real name of the song is
If I were a cop
I'd always be filled up
Filled right up to my brim
Enough to share with all my friends
Cause I'd have cocoa
Lots of cocoa
Being empty is not for me
So a cop with cocoa is what I'd be
And when you need me, I'd be there
Cheap little plastic souvenir
With a corny little cigarette on my side
Makes you feel so warm inside
If I were a cop
That was good, you got me a canary
I can't believe that
Alright
