Where are we Alphan?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where are we Alphan?
I do believe we are in
Childress or Childress?
Right Childress.
Childress Texas.
Um...
I don't know how far away that is
but...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how far away that is
but I'm pretty sure we still have
at least 400 miles to go.
But we're making good time.
We've gotten 38 miles to make it to
Sun Road that I think leads to
Fort Worth or something like that.
That's Fort Worth.
Yeah, okay.
So yeah, we're just stretching now.
Andre?
I'm tired, man.
But we're in Texas.
I'm tired but we're in Texas.
I like that.
Because you like chocolate too?
Yes.
There's bird dew everywhere, so...
It's like a bird's an alarm.
He's coming, he's coming to shoot.
Oh my god, that's creepy.
There's a razor blade.
Take a picture of that.
Okay.
Left is 384 miles.
That's not that bad.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I don't know how we should celebrate.
I guess that means I should stop recording.
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, I don't know what that was.
But right now we're good.
That's rough.
So I think you're actually good.
Because we're still in the...
If we're not in the Fort Worth lane,
then getting that one, whichever one of yours last.
There you go.
Yeah, because now we're back on the south.
Good deal.
She's up to 87!
Wow!
Okay.
And I couldn't stop.
How do we dare you...
No, man.
Not 350 miles.
That's like too low.
350 miles.
Can't protect the program.
No, can't protect the program.
Why did I say that?
Oh, really, guys?
What the fuck?
Uh...
Sorry.
I just...
I just crashed with a bunch of children.
We're almost there.
Out.
And I'm going to drive now.
A little bit nervous.
Tell us about his driving.
All I know is that I'm really nauseous now.
Could be because I am hungry.
Or it could be because he
changes lanes really fast.
Could be because we've hit groups a couple of times.
Either way,
I am nauseous and now we'll be taking the wheel.
He's making sure.
What's up?
That was the most racist gas station I've ever been in.
Why four?
The racism.
The racism is what's racist?
Basically.
Basically.
Where are we at from now?
Houston, Texas.
We got here yesterday, technically.
We went out last night and hard.
Hard.
party so hard he went to sleep but um Tom had like a bigger shot, two shots to
Kila and I had like eight tolaka bombs and the last one was free so. The last two were free.
Yeah the last two were free um and now really I'm over and my entire body hurts.
Tom your assessment of last night? My assessment of last night is that Houston is filled with pretty
guys. Lots of pretty guys and um yeah eight Gager bombs and like two tequila shots is really
not that bad of a combo until you wake up the next morning so for you kiddies out there just remember
that. Your assessment of the situation. I'm going to the cemetery. Oh really?
No bro.
Did he kick you up? Yeah he doesn't want me recording him roughing his teeth.
Oh you know what? Then he gets sucked up for it. Oh oh there's a bike.
But I thought that was a shower and then like I was going to take a nap.
Is that how it should be?
Say that again, Andra.
What?
Say that again.
So what?
That little song that you just sang.
Would you look hot and all that plaster and drink a phantom faster, faster?
I was like what?
I'm super early, I'll go.
That's how you day walk.
Oh my god, that's so beautiful.
There's like tons of dead people here.
You're going to wake them up.
Goodbye, Tom.
Seriously, that guy has really short legs.
What do you think of the song, Andra?
It's awesome, I love it.
I'm going to grab a cigarette, otherwise I'm going to tell you more about it.
But we got to find a scoop about how that song was created from Alpha this morning.
Are we ever going to hear it?
The scoop about how it's created.
I'm going to leave that up to Alpha in the camera.
Bitch.
So me and Alpha have this thing going on right now that we don't want a whole lot of people to know about.
And I get really angry if people find out and then question me about it, but it's whatever.
She's mine.
I just want people to know that, okay?
She's mine.
We were meant to be together.
And anytime she says, I think we should see other people.
Yeah, I step a sock down her mouth.
Yeah, I smack her with a sock for the quarters.
Yeah, you know, Blythe holder with a sock.
It's whatever.
She needs to learn that she loves me, okay?
So she can write all this music.
She can have all these experiences with friends.
I don't mind that because it gives her inspiration for songs.
But the moment that bitch opens her mouth, that bitch is mine.
I'm Andre.
Before I introduced this single parent, so my brother would have to stay with my mom's parents.
And she went to Korea, Ireland, Greek Isles and stuff like that.
She wrote a song about saying about all the amazing things she's seen around the world,
that she's seen the Mona Lisa and everything, but basically it all comes back to God.
That's what the song is about.
But it is awesome.
How does it go the chorus?
Oh, man, how did it go?
It was like...
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I've seen the seven seas, been around the world wings of a breeze,
but nothing matters to me right now, something like that.
Something like that.
It is an awesome step.
She goes, whoa, oh, oh, oh.
It means nothing at all.
Cause when it's all said and done.
Jesus, you're the one, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Cause it is awesome.
I used to love hearing this song.
My mom can write some bomb music when she wants to.
All right, man.
Now I'm gonna have to see where that CD is.
I think it's on tape.
I should record that one, too.
She's talking, I've eaten rice in Okinawa.
That's so good.
She wrote another one, something like,
Go up the mountain, pull back the stone, blim block.
I found my way high.
Something like that.
I found my way high, but I can't remember.
Man, I can't remember any of this song.
She used to play them, actually practice
when me and my sister went to bed,
and then we could hear her play a guitar in the living room
and practice singing.
That always helped me sleep, actually.
Thank you.
I'm too attached to rolling in the deeps, I'm falling.
Why is it falling now?
You were doing fine.
Right.
It was good before.
Was it really a little bit of a shame
that nothing's going on?
Oddly enough, yeah.
Thoroughly do it now.
Every time you think of Adele, you think of Adele.
And I thought it was funny because...
Okay.
Who are you?
Who am I?
That's a good question.
But if you want to know what I am called,
I am called Penny.
Yeah.
Awesome, yeah.
And you guys are about to...
Penny, we're going to play at...
A fun garden.
Tonight.
And so we are going over a song that I wrote for Danny.
It'd be awesome to play at the same time.
So this is going to be really cool.
I don't know why I feel really pain
singing a song right now about me.
But it's awesome.
It is awesome.
It's pretty great.
It is pretty great.
It is, really, it is.
And Alpha, please don't tell anybody it's about me.
Damn, I was totally good at it.
But I honestly was going to say,
this is a song about a friend.
Oh.
Well, if you want to, then okay.
But I was just going to be like,
they're going to totally think I'm a douchebag.
It's funny, right?
Yeah, it's a no big deal.
But just him singing this song,
my best friend wrote about me.
Yeah.
I did.
Yeah.
She can't be left to try.
Once you speak, you will know mine.
But just want to make it cool.
But she will play like a fool.
She's a walker on the wild side.
And the good girls have to hide.
To shut the game you want to play.
So blow your money away.
They'll all scream Aphrodite.
She's almighty.
Aphrodite, please be mine.
She's a liar.
She's a queen.
She's a rebel.
She's a queen.
She's a sinner.
She's a lord.
She's a failed attraction to die.
I've been practicing with girls.
You say you don't work for God.
It's hard to keep your hands to yourself.
But you'll say you can never handle this well.
Accept her and she'll blow your mind.
She's not the simple thing he can't.
She lives his days at the last.
And we're looking to her play at you.
She's got that journalist rank one.
To deceive her play at you.
To deceive her play at me wild.
No matter what you gotta do.
She's not the one that's never you.
They'll all scream Aphrodite.
She's almighty.
Aphrodite, please be mine.
She's a liar.
She's a queen.
She's a rebel.
She's a queen.
She's a sinner.
She's a lord.
She's a failed attraction to die.
I've been practicing with girls.
You say you're late for blood.
It's hard to keep your hands to yourself.
But you'll say you were where the handles is.
No matter she's a queen.
She's a rebel.
She's a queen.
She's a sinner.
She's a lord.
She's a failed attraction to die.
I've been practicing with girls.
You say you're late for blood.
It's hard to keep your hands to yourself.
But you'll say you can never handle this well.
