Hey everybody, I'm Jim Swindle here with Shortcuts, helping you get the most out of your Christian life with the least amount of it.
Okay, you're an active Christian, always on the go, not a lot of time.
When every second counts, what's the first thing to go?
Alright, your prayer life. Not anymore. Shortcut.
Introducing the Primer 2000.
What's the Primer 2000?
Why, it's the best 1999 you'll ever spend.
The Primer 2000 is a state-of-the-art prayer timer. BAM!
Using patented spiritual algorithms, the prayer timer helps you spend the minimum amount of time to get the maximum result from your prayers.
Why say a one-minute bedtime prayer when 20 seconds will do? That's 300% efficiency.
Kaboom!
How does it work? Just set the dial to the type of prayer you want, hit the start button, and when the bell rings, you're done. You can get on with your life. Wow!
Settings include meal blessings, bedtime prayers, need-something prayers, difficult time prayers, and the granddaddy of them all getting me out of trouble prayers.
And if you act now, we'll upgrade your order to the Primer 2000 Turbo!
Imagine cutting your prayer time in half. Again, you heard me right.
Imagine how much more time you'll have in your day with the prayer timer 2000 Turbo!
Pray smarter. Pray faster.
But wait. There's more.
Be one of the first 50 callers, and we'll throw in the frankincended praying hands. Absolutely free!
Keep your prayer time efficient and fresh.
Lines are open, and we've got our first caller.
Ba-da-zing! Go ahead, caller!
Yo, brah. It's Jaywatch here. Bro, I got a question about this Primer 2000 thing.
The Primer 2000 Turbo!
Go ahead.
Bro, I realize it is fast and all, but aren't you like missing the point?
I mean, you are talking to the all-powerful, almighty, everlasting God, and he's listening to you.
And not only that, he answers you.
Bro, I'm so stoked. This is our chance every day to align our lives with God and to listen to what he has to tell us.
Excellent. There's no way you would want to fast forward that. Catch the fast wave in.
Whoa! That's all the time we've got for the day. We're out of time with your own shortcuts.
I'm Jim Swindle, and I'm out of here. See you next time. Bye, Zui!
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