Have you ever thought about role play?
Yeah.
You mean you play the dirty little nurse and I'm the patient?
I was thinking more about Slimer.
Slimer?
Who's Slimer?
He's a class 5 full roaming vapor and a real nasty one at that.
He eats hot dogs.
You mean the green ghost from Ghostbusters?
Yeah.
How would that even work?
I mean he's a small little tiny green slimy ball.
And what does that say about me?
Okay, it says nothing to do with you.
Alright?
It's not about how you look, it's about how you think.
More importantly, how you vaporize.
Vaporize.
I want you to be Slimer for me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, come on.
I'll be fine.
Come on, you stupid.
Just try it.
This is really weird.
It's not weird, right?
Listen, you know Ghostbusters, you know, is coming out the reboot with all these strong
women, and it's just really empowering for me.
You know, I'm coming into my full force as a woman.
I'm sorry, I can't.
I respect that, but I think you should leave.
Wait, wait babe, don't make me leave.
No, I know what I like, and now I know what you like, and I think you should leave.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
It's really, really fun.
All right.
Put on the mask.
What the hell is that?
It's the hot dogs.
Hot dogs?
Yeah, Slimer eats hot dogs, then he slimes.
Yeah, yeah, you look really sexy.
Yeah.
Okay.
What the hell is that?
It's the slime.
Huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
This hotel was built in 1882.
Oh, oh my God, it's a green ghost.
Oh, oh, it's a green ghost.
It's a slime.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
It's slimy.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Oh.
I just got slimed.
That was awesome.
So, is this where we have sex?
No.
No.
Almost.
What if we throw someone in?
Girl, girl, guy?
Or guy, guy, girl?
Not guy, guy, girl.
Girl, girl, guy.
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm down.
Who?
My roommate, Clara.
Clara?
Why is she dressed like that?
She's a state puff marshmallow man.
Why were you in the closet?
Why was she in the closet the whole time?
I wanted it to be a surprise, okay?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Alex, relax.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
That's it.
That's it.
That is it.
All right?
The fuck is the matter with you guys?
I'm not going to fuck no marshmallow.
What?
What's the big deal?
Fuck it.
This is fucking, you know, fuck you and fuck you.
This is fucking weird, okay?
I'm out of here, all right?
You can take this shit right here.
Take your mask or whatever.
And I'm fucking done, all right?
All right.
Shit.
This is fucked up, okay?
Fine.
Just go.
Okay.
Damn it.
Fucking, eh?
Fuck.
By the way, don't mention this to my bros, okay?
Later, babe.
What a fucking weirdo.
Yeah.
I always knew there was something creepy about him.
Yeah, he was really creepy.
His bad vibe.
We don't need him.
We don't need him.
