No limits. No boundaries. I see increase all around me. Say no limits. No boundaries.
I see increase all around me. Come on. Stretch for. Break for. Release. Enlarge my territory.
Can you pray these words with me? No limits. No boundaries. Come on. I see increase all around me.
Stretch for. Break for. Release me. Enlarge my territory. Say no limits. No boundaries.
Can you pray these words with me? No limits. No boundaries. Come on. I see increase all around me.
I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me.
Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me.
I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me.
Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me.
Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me. Come on. I see increase all around me.
Praise the Lord everybody. Thank you. I'm tired too boo. I know that part. So what I've been doing, ain't this good?
Somebody said I couldn't pull this off. They said he's faking. He only gonna do this once and he'll be back with a bottle of Hennessy.
And the devil is a liar. I'm still here going with three. It's good ain't it? And I got a whole production. Come on pastor.
Ain't bad for the kids from the projects from the fifth floor. That's right. Ain't bad. Got my own production now.
People follow me. Every time I go to church they say line go. I'm like you come to see me. You like this?
Well let me show you what I've been doing. You're gonna like this but I always tell folk you gotta stay with me.
If you blink you're gonna miss it. I talk fast but I love God. Amen. I don't know what happened to my mother today, boy.
Mother didn't come. She said she didn't want to come because I'd be snapping on her. I told her that God was gonna do mama jokes today, auntie.
But I guess you know I don't know how to love you more wherever you at. I'd like to give honor to God who's the head of my life.
Without you father, you think I'm stupid? I ain't so about you. Ain't about me. I'll mess it up. Anytime I try to go first I'll mess it up, auntie.
I'll mess it up. I'll mess it up every time. So God thank you. Thank you for allowing me to lift your saints spirit if the God's gonna laugh at you.
Thank you. Thank you to my mother who birthed me, who could have threw me away but she kept me, auntie. Thank you.
I'd like to say hello to my aunt Fannie. I love you so much for coming from Long Island. I love you, auntie. I love you. Thank you.
So let's talk. I mean we've been doing good. I've been doing gospel comedies for about a year and a half now.
So many shows booked all the way up to December. I walk into church and I just make people smile. That's a blessing. Amen.
After crying and beat up, I just make you smile. Sometimes I wake my wife up two, three in the morning and say, honey, I got a number one. I got a number one.
Because I need to test them out before I go out there. I don't curse. I don't grab nothing.
Watch this, young folk. My pants ain't down here. Come on now. Clean. Clean. Got an article coming out in May. Come on now.
You ain't, you what? Come on now. When an article come on, we blow it out. Come on, Kurt Franklin, all of them in the house. That's right.
And if you're with me, guess what? Even if you help me just to poke it a little bit, I'm gonna reach back and grab you with me. Amen.
That's what it's about. I ain't gonna forget you, Sabrina. I got you. Even if you cut a piece of cheese over there, I got you.
Whatever you did today, don't leave. If they don't buy nothing, I got you. I'm about to do this thing. Watch this. I'm in church just yesterday, D-Drop.
You're gonna like this. I'm at an all men's conference. The pastor said, I want all the kings to stand up. All the kings stand up. Beat your chest because you're the king of the castle.
Well, I stood up along with all the other men and I start beating my chest saying, I'm the king of the castle. But my neighbor, he, he going crazy. He pointing at my face.
He saying, I'm the king. I am the king. And I said to him, all right, but then his cell phone rings and he steps to the side. His voice goes very low.
He says, hello? All right already. He hangs up and he grabs his jacket and he starts to walk away. I scream out, hey king, hey king, where you going?
He said, that was my wife. I gotta go home and do the dishes. I told you it's the king. I told you it's the king.
Watch this. Just yesterday, pastor said, pastor watch this. Pastor said, anoint. Anoint your neighbor with your holy water. Anoint your neighbor. Take something out of your pocketbook. Take your holy water out now.
And throw it on your neighbor. People throwing all kinds of water on people, my neighbor. I turned around and she said, I'm gonna anoint you. And she started throwing stuff on me. I smelled it. I said, listen. That ain't water.
She said, oh, that's my vodka bottle. Hey, I'm in rehab. I'm in rehab. Oh, you don't like this auntie. Stay with me. Pastor's on. You know what it says, wait a minute. I want you to feel this.
Can you zoom? Zoom, watch this. Pastor, would you agree with me? Everything in church ain't no testimony.
All right now. Everything that you come to church with is not a testimony. So let's have a team meet right now and decide what's the testimony.
All right. Here we go. And watch this. Brother Johnson having a blood clot removed from his leg and able to walk again. That's a testimony.
Sister Walona having triple heart bypass surgery coming out successfully. That's a testimony.
You go in the pain, let's find the wrong pair of shoes. Ain't no testimony. What you doing? Watch this. This system stood up in testimony service crying. I would take these shoes back in the name of Jesus. They too small for my feet.
And I'm standing with 500 other people and she's taking up the testimony service. She said, so I started out back to that day and paid less. And I got to that door and I bend on the door and I said, in the name of Jesus, open his door.
So the manager came to the door and said, miss, what's the problem? She said, these shoes, they too small for my feet. He said, ain't no problem. What size are these shoes?
She said, they are size six. He said, what size do you want me to get you? She said, I want your size 12.
This one with her. She said, I got the right size. I don't care who you are. That's funny.
Watch this, but you got, stay with me. Watch this. This woman caught the Holy Ghost so fierce about three weeks ago in Boston. She was running around in church. I was like, look at her. She's speeding up. She was running.
Oh, you're going to like this R&D, but stay with me. She was running and she was running as she came around. She fell and she hit her head. But you're going to be proud of me, saints.
I was the first one over to her and I went over to her, but she was mumbling something. She was saying, lucky seven, lucky seven, lucky seven.
So I said, miss, are you all right? She said, where am I? I said, you're in church. She said, let me back down, baby. I was dreaming I was in Atlantic City at the blackjack town. You're in church.
That's funny. I don't care who you are. You're gambling. You're no pastor. Come on, pastor. That's not funny, pastor. Yeah, she's gambling. She hit her head. She was dreaming something else.
But watch this. Why can't y'all stick to in church what the pastors say? If the pastors say do something, won't y'all just do it? Am I right?
Now, he's pastor just two weeks ago, D-Dra. He said, turn around and tell God you love him. Turn around and tell God that you love him.
So I'm turning around with all the other people, but my neighbor doing something different, got a show off. She said, I'm a helicopter for God. I'm a helicopter for God.
And now she turned and she hit me in my head. So I said, miss, he ain't saying say that. She said, I'm a helicopter for God. I'm a helicopter for God.
So when she came back around, I said, can I ask you one question? She said, what? I said, can this helicopter take off and land up in the balcony?
Can you move away from me? I don't get who you are. That was funny. Pastor, what's she doing? Who are they back there laughing?
Hey church folks, come on. Let's just tell the truth in church. Now, can I ask you something? Why y'all always putting something in the seat next to y'all?
You need to zoom in on this. Why are you always putting pocketbooks and all kind of stuff on your chair? Who are you waiting on to sit next to you?
I thought you were in the church for the Lord. But I did it too. So I'm in this new church. I don't want nobody next to me. I want the world.
Here comes this 300 pound man. I put more coats in my chair, took off my shoes, put them in the chair, everything. Make it look like somebody was sitting there.
He came walking down the aisle. You know how y'all do? He motioned over to my end. He came on in, sat down, passed the popters on, we can smell the chest.
And he did what y'all do. He started reaching and eating something. He, he mumbling.
All of a sudden, he started coughing. I did what mama taught me to do, Fanny. I started patting him in his back, right?
I said, hey, you all right? You all right? You want me to get you some water? He said, no, could you, watch this, could you go outside and give me a Pepsi?
I said, sir, I'm here to get the word. I'm not going outside to get you no Pepsi. He said, you know, he got, he would church on me. He said, Jesus told me to tell you to go outside and give me a Pepsi.
I said, no, he didn't. God, if Jesus would have said, get you a Pepsi, he would have said, make it a diet.
That's funny. Jesus don't lie. That was good. He a big dude. I don't care. Pastor, you like that one, Pastor? What's wrong with this dude, Pastor?
Oh, that was funny. That was funny. You know, I got a beautiful wife. Let's give her a round of applause. Now, watch this.
Before I got into church, sitting, running, that's fine. But Pastor, at this time, my wife is more saved than me. Not that much, but much more than me. So I'm watching the football game. I'm watching the football game, aren't you?
And she watching one of them prayer channels every week where the pastor said, oh, y'all gonna like this, Sasha, stay with me. Pastor said, everything that's not clean and holy, get it out of your house.
One of them pastors, Lord, one of them pastors, get it out of your house. Anything that's unlike God, get it out. So I'm watching football game and she come in a room and, shh, kick the door.
I said, what's up, boo? Get out!
I said, boo, easy guys. You just watching that TV stuff. He boo, he trying to get your money. She said, get out! You're unlike Jesus. Get out of my house. You sit up. Get out and take these pungent tips.
I want to see how many of y'all got some. That's right. Debbie does that, as you know. She said, get out of my house. She found my stairs. Not a man. Get out!
I said, boo, you don't listen to folk on TV. She said, Michael, good hope, Ray, sneaky poo poo, get out of my house.
So I did what most sellers do when they grow, packed my stuff and started to get back to my mother's house.
That's right, because I had no way to go. That's right. You know, y'all know, I ain't the only male to go back to my mother.
We ain't got no way else to go. Who else is going to take us?
So Evans, watch this. I start packing my stuff. I said, boo, you know what I mean? She said, get out of my house. I want to be like Jesus. I want a house that's clean.
I said, all right, I packed my stuff. She said, get out. I walked to the door. She said, get out. I said, boo, I got something to tell you, please. She said, what is it?
I said, tomorrow is the first of the month, and I picked a rick. She said, come on in, baby.
Ain't that much Jesus? She knew the first of the month, Michelle? She was so nice how I fixed dinner. Come on.
Michelle, you said that boy crazy, ain't you? I know one thing you can say what you want to say, but I love the Lord, and you ain't hear me cuss once.
Come on, somebody. You ain't hear me call you the B word. It's all right. I'm all right. Hey, I know I got teenagers.
The one thing somebody said about Mike G's performance, you could bring your cheer in and don't have to worry about it. There he is.
Yeah, that's a good thing. None of these little kids heard me cuss. That ain't going to happen. The devil was a liar, so it's not going to happen.
I do got a belt. I want you to say something to the young folks.
Yeah, they go over here to mentor us. They know. But watch this. You know I got a good mentoring program.
Y'all ain't hear them making a fuss over there yet. Give them around the floor. Ain't they been quiet? They know. They know. They know what time it is.
But come here, y'all. Let's go to Boston. And we're going to wrap up with the Lundale tickets. Watch this. Let's go to Boston. We're going to like this. Let's go to Boston.
This is phenomenal. I'm at a church. I don't believe it. I'm at a church. People running around. They on fire for Jesus.
So first of all, before I do that, let me back up. Fanny. When I was little, and this is serious, zooming on this one.
Because I want this to be able to make me cry so they can subscribe to the website.
I'm going to get paid. I got paid. I'm going to get expressed.
When I was little, I ain't like going to church. Mama used to take me up in the balcony. And mama would leave me. The songs would stop playing.
And mama would run down, still screaming back and forth. And I'd just be up there with my little legs dangling all scared.
After a while, mama would come back upstairs. She got a run-all in her pantyhose.
I said, mama, what's the matter with you? She said, I'm on fire. It's just the Holy Ghost, baby. Don't worry. I'm on fire.
I'm just defying, Michael. I'm just on fire for Jesus. I said, mama, I don't like that Holy Ghost. It turned your wig on, baby.
She said, Michael, it's just the Holy Ghost. Shut up in your bones. That's all it is. When you get older, you understand how it feels to be on fire.
I said, mama, dude, you deacon boy, got the Holy Ghost, too. He said, show me, dude.
I said, dude, the Holy Ghost's making play 325 across the street at the number.
She said, what? How do you see stuff like that?
I said, mama, I know you and daddy don't get along, but do the Holy Ghost make deacon out and come out of your bedroom at night, too.
No, mama, it's all right. She saved them. I don't know what was going on. She should have been here to say don't say that one.
She didn't? So I said, I ain't close. I don't know. Maybe he was praying in the room. Maybe he was saying, I don't know.
I don't know, Georgia. I'm a little boy. Don't tell me no secret. That's right. Don't tell me nothing. I tell it, tickle me.
I like that. I never go overboard with my comedy. When I know the audience had enough, I know that I was doing the show a couple of weeks ago.
This woman was pregnant. And I felt like, I said, I kept telling her, watch her. And then she started going into labor after the comedy so much.
And I was like, wow, man, you brought the baby down. We have to stop it. My aunt is crying right now and she don't have a medication, so I'm stopping her.
I know when to get off stage because I'm a performer. I love the Lord. But more importantly, I love you for supporting me, for coming out, for putting yourself in harm's way on the highway on the subway.
And I promise you something right now. I can't do it right now. But one day, I promise, when I get over, I'm coming back for all of y'all.
I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going to get over. I feel it. It's coming. I'm going to pull it on over. So y'all hold on.
No, I know it's rough, but you hold on. I know it's rough. I know it's rough. I know it's hard. And ladies, let me tell you something. Let me close up. I know the Bible will pass and say, you get a husband.
It's perfect. You get a, yeah, I hear you about the husband thing, but don't you worry if you ain't got nobody? Because when I get a husband, when your best friend becomes Tylenol.
Let's go over here. Let me stay right here. Let me stay right here. Let me stay right here.
Ladies, you need to ask your soon-to-be husband some questions before you go round up to the aisle. You need to. Don't just talk to him.
For instance, question number one. This is the first thing you should ask your soon-to-be husband. And then I'm getting out of here. Watch this.
First thing you need to say, Deidre, is this. Honey, why every time I come over to your house and your mother cooked dinner, the whole family bring Pepto Bismo to the table?
You shouldn't even get in that family. Hold on.
Come on.
Number two, honey, why every time I come to your house, they lock your uncle up in the attic?
You're going to marry into that family crazy. Michelle ain't crazy. You're like, I would never marry into that family.
And last but not least, I'm going to back up on this one.
You know what? Sometimes you say, you know what? As a comedian, you better not go to it.
I know I better not go there because I want you to keep supporting me so I ain't going there.
Think I'm stupid?
We're going to close up right now. This is how I close up. They told me, my production told me to close up this way.
First of all, to Larry, to Vanya, people in the door, to all of you guys, to Sabrina, to everyone, mentors, mentees, family friends, all of you guys, Michelle, everybody, my wife are coming out.
Let's give the DJ a round of applause. He's doing this for us.
I'm saying no limits, no boundaries, I see increase all around me.
Come on. Stretch for, break for, release, enlarge my territory.
When you pray these words with me, no limits, no boundaries. Come on.
All around me. Stretch for, break for, release me.
Enlarge my territory. No limits, no boundaries, I see increase.
