Did you get the guy's license plate?
Huh?
Why would I get it?
Is you stupid or something?
This is one of RoRo's best customers.
He pays me good and he don't even fuck me.
He buys me dinner.
Dinner?
Gets a gorgeous hotel room.
Four stars.
He gives me a deep tissue massage.
Washes me down real soft like in a bathtub
with candles and flower petals.
He's a class act.
Class act?
Then he punches me once and comes in my hair.
It's great.
Show's hood.
Respect.
His user retarded.
He pays her.
It's like an act of intimacy what we used to.
Inamacy.
Oh, he gave me a $25 gift card to Emma.
Amazon.
That's what I was going to name my first daughter before the abortion.
I started taking allergy medication for the itching.
You don't take all of those in the same day, do you?
Well, you sort of develop a tolerance.
And I have to take a lot of it for obvious reasons.
I take an Allegra in the morning, two Claret in a bunch,
and then a handful of Benadryl before bed.
And then on Sundays, I inject myself with this stuff for the rashes.
You can only get it online from India.
I use some Calamine lotion sometimes.
It's all going pretty well.
As with any normal medical treatment, there are some light side effects.
Mild indigestion.
That only happens after I eat.
I get soy delusions or hallucinations.
Pretty kitty.
Pretty kitty gonna get so fluffy.
Sleepwalking.
One day you'll die too.
Even thoughts of harming yourself.
Listen, my little buddies are comfortable.
I think I'm finally starting to move on.
That's scary.
I didn't mean that.
I'm not moving on from you, Linda.
I'm waiting.
If you wanted to come back tomorrow, it'd be okay.
It's not that I'm lonely.
I've got so much company.
I remember feeling so alive.
If you never came back, I'd still be alive.
I just always feel dead.
I like that.
I like that.
Never stop objectifying me.
My name is Vagula, and I want to shed light on the issue of cat calling.
Please watch to learn just how often a man can be verbally molested, purely because he is so exceptionally good looking and masculine.
Sounds harmless, right?
But Viva, they're cocks all out, as if they wanted me to suck on them.
He whistled at me.
But it was okay, because he was kind of sexy.
My hair looks really pretty here, because the wind blew through it.
You probably do not have the audio equipment to do this, but if you slow that down and listen very closely, you can hear him saying, hey baby, come suck my cock.
But he fucked away really fast, so I could not give him my phone number.
You can see how overwhelmed I was in this moment, because to my left a truck driver was honking his horn and motioning that I should suck his cock.
And while I have not been fluent in the couple centuries, I am pretty certain that the man on my right was asking me to suck his cock in Spanish.
Some would say, Vagula, you are asking for it, standing like that on the street corner and looking so beautiful.
But that is discriminatory against attractive people.
Some people laugh at you, because they can see that you are so sexually appealing and virile, and they have to bring you down a peg.
It is so immature.
At this point in the evening, I got a little cranky, because I had not eaten, and there were so many cocks around.
So I sent the camera guy home, and I went back to the men who had catcalled me, and gave them an opportunity to explain themselves.
And you know, it turned out they were all perfectly nice men.
So I sucked all of their cocks.
Thank you for coming on my journey.
