Hi, thanks for stopping by. Don't forget to vote on Thursday.
Hi, thanks for stopping by. Excuse me, pardon me.
Have you met Harper, my campaign manager? Hi.
How are the signs coming along? I know you're busy collecting signatures and all, but look.
What is it?
Okay, polls are still open for Oliver Lozano, student body president. Please sign up here.
Thank you. Thank you.
Here we go.
Right.
What are you doing here? What is this?
You've given me a winning game last quarter.
What?
You know I'm running for student body president for my senior year.
Yeah, so?
Why does this poster say that you're running for student body president?
Change your game and vote for Jake Bradford on Thursday.
Come on, you know I don't care about this stuff.
I'm just doing it so that my team can make it to finals.
So you think you can start running at the last minute like that?
When I've been campaigning like crazy for the past 12 weeks.
Look, I can't back out now. Even if I wanted to, it'd be bad for my image and the guys and team morale.
Just because you don't want me to run?
Bad for team morale? Screw your image!
You wonder why they call you a bag all the time.
I really thought you were different.
Just like all those other jocks. Stupid and ignorant.
I hope you all get poked in the eye with a broken green stick.
Shit, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
I was going to call you after tonight's game.
This is sick and tired of walking around here pretending like I don't exist.
Do you understand how hard it is for me here?
What's to understand? You're the start quarterback at Hillsdale High.
You always get everything you want.
I told you this is how it would be if you wanted to be with me.
That's too bad for you.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I want your resignation for the presidency by the end of the school day at the principal's office.
What if I don't?
Then I'll make sure everybody knows what team you really play for.
We need coach and everybody on the team.
Are you out of your mind?
Did you hear? Jake dropped out of the race. They announced it in class.
Yeah, I heard.
Here we go. What did you tell them?
Nothing much. I just had to deal with him on his own level.
Politics are a lot like football. You just have to know when to pass.
All right. Well, all I gotta say is this election is going to be the biggest of them all.
The first openly gay student body president ever.
Thank you very much.
Oh, by the way, that girl Maggie, my math class, she wants to help us out on Thursday.
Okay.
And I've been working on some new campaign slogans for Winnie the Pooh. Do you want to see them?
Okay, good.
So this is first one.
And then again, I'll like the second one.
Thank you.
