I believe we've got a letter from the fertility clinic.
Come on. What's it say? Have you got an appointment?
Yes, um, hang on. Here we are. June. They'll see me in June. June the 19th.
Well, it's just two months away. They said it would be at least 12 months.
No, June. About nine weeks away.
You see the letter. It says June 2015. That's over 14 months.
God, that's an absolute age away.
That's not much we can do.
I've heard of an organisation that offers to help couples like us.
We've been through so many help groups. I just don't think they're going to be of much help.
This one's different. It's a bit underground.
Go on.
Well, they try to impregnate women, females, such as yourself, naturally.
They what?
Fertilise you naturally.
What? You mean I sleep with...have sex? You're bleeding mad.
Look, we've already been told that the chance of me becoming a father is about 1%.
So really, there is very little difference. Artificial insemination.
Two years wait. Possibly. With their help. Two months.
The guys have all been checked for abnormal genes, etc.
It just all sounds a bit kinky to me.
I have to go to work.
Let's talk about it later.
So, where's we going now?
I will make contact. For obvious reasons, they don't like to publicise themselves too widely.
That makes so much sense. I love you so much.
We'll need to give them details of your cycles so they can choose the right time.
Will you be there?
Not really too keen.
Let's do it.
So, today's the day.
Yeah, I suppose. Still seems so weird.
I know. Just think we'll be a real family.
You know, it'll make so much sense. Just can't help feeling a bit nervous.
We'll see you tonight.
Hello?
Sorry, I was a thousand miles away.
That's okay.
Babies!
That's me.
Come in. You're about an hour early, but that's fine.
You should have stayed.
No, no, no. Quite low.
Thank you very much.
Tea?
Do you mind if we wait until afterwards?
Instead of smoking.
Sorry?
You know, lighting a cigarette, as in the movies.
Doing this job, I'm not allowed to smoke.
Very professional.
Have you been doing this job for long?
To be honest, I'm only part-time, but on and off about five years.
I think I'm pretty good.
I must admit, I'm expecting someone a bit younger.
Experience.
To get the best results, you need experience.
The tricks of the trade.
I agree. Tricks.
Yeah, I suppose.
So, shall we get started?
Can I just find out a little bit more about you first?
Are all these yours?
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, she's nice.
The problems we had with that one.
First it was the cleaner interrupting us, then the gardener.
Took over two hours, but in the end, one very satisfied client.
Two hours? Hard going?
I'm rather pleased with the results, if that doesn't sound too vain.
Where would you like to do it?
I'm easy. Where do you prefer?
Well, it is easier inside the house.
I find it rather difficult outside, where there are lots of people watching.
Yes, in private, please.
I once had a client who wanted to do it in front of Buckingham Palace.
Are you allowed?
Not really. You have to be quick.
But she gave me a £100 tip, so she must have been pleased.
Very happy lady.
Mostly, I use the bedroom.
That's fine by me.
Are you ready?
I'll get some camera equipment.
Get camera equipment.
Just need to go...freshman?
Hi. We're just about to start, but it looks like he's going to film us having sex.
They didn't mention it, but it's all part of the security.
If something went wrong, some unscrupulous clients might suggest rape or a similar.
It's just his security.
Don't worry.
There are 100% discreet.
Thanks darling. I love you. Better go.
Love you too. Bye.
Are you coming?
So, where are the babies?
That's what you're here for, aren't you?
Yes, but...
God.
Be a little bit slow.
No.
Hello. It is Miles Jackson here from Proxy Fathers.
I'm sorry. There's been an accident on the M1.
I'll most likely be 30 minutes late.
If that was my Proxy Fathers, who are you?
I...I'm...
I think I'd better go.
I'll come back in nine months. I'll leave my card.
I'll be back in ten months.
I'll see you in ten months.
I'll see you in ten months.
I'll see you in ten months.
