you
You're drinking it's three o'clock I didn't think you'd be home this early
what this is what you do all day while i'm at work you sit around drinking dad i'm just trying
i came home early i have to be in a five p.m. flight to lax be home sunday night
um will smith
hmm Stephen Sutterberg that's not a real fucking person tyler yeah it is this game is stupid
there you go um sats mcfarland mickey roark
what the fuck is that it's a piñata i believe it's for smacking yeah candy comes out of it
i know what it is why why do we have one because we don't give any fucks jeff
uh wait don't forget this
you missed
morning
it's gotta be fake i guess we'll find out
hello uh yeah i'm calling about the craigslist ad for the free tv great it's all yours in
exchange for some house and yard work what do you say yeah that sounds great i'll be right over
all righty the address is 390 locus street in south hamstead see ya
dude you gotta help me out with this yeah you broke the shutout my dad's tv
all right all right dude let's smoke a joint before we go
i didn't realize there'd be two of you
that should make all these chores easier though my name's mitch i'm true jeff nice to meet you
boys let's take a look at the front yard first
so
yeah as for the front here the lawn needs a mow
hedges need a trim
flowers need planting and uh and these weeds need pulling
one oh rake a bit too
i need this tv man my dad's gonna kill me if he finds out
everything all right fellas oh fine
everything you need should be right back here uh leaves can go in the garbage can
and the inside just needs some dust in and vacuum in
i'll rearrange the the kitchen living room too
that's about it
the rhythm
so
there's a party going on tonight you want to go maybe
dude what's up nothing fine
we're gonna party starting soon and we're gonna need beer so you want to drive to the gas station
jeff just go sweet dude so i'll see you later yeah uh maybe i'll see you later
you worked hard today tv's all packed up ready to go for you thanks
what drew you to my ad jeff he broke my dad's tv he's away on business so i have to
replace it before he gets home what does your dad do for work some miserable business
management job hates his job he fucking despises it well that's kind of normal
most people hate their jobs yeah but that doesn't mean it's worth the misery what's
the point of working to make money if you can't ever be happy you know when i was your age i felt
exactly the same way i hated my daddy because he was a prick i vowed i'd never be like him
so so i need the cash to live the life i wanted to live i got a job doing heavy lifting at a
shipyard in texas got a management job man i learned the ins and outs of importing
and then i moved to new york oh cool i started my own importing business and it's growing
son did you know i import more than anyone else in new york and i love my job
thing is i need an ambitious young man to fill an entry-level position
the same one i took when i was your age
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i'm sorry dad i can explain the situation Jesus fucking christ you had a party
and you broke the tv didn't you it doesn't matter now it's it's over with and i got you a new tv
it does matter you can't sit around and booze all the time you need to figure out where you're
going with your life have you thought at all about your future what sort of career path you're going
to take if you're going to continue with your education at a four-year school are you listening
to me your piece of work you know that
you
I've been put into sleep
Side by side we do our share
Make fully assured that's not my will come so
