There are two sides to every issue, the right side and the liberal one.
The only people in their right minds are the ones like me on the political left.
They'll call me a party girl. That's because I have friends in both parties.
Are you excited about the big day? So excited. What are you gonna wear?
Red, white and gold. That's hot.
What are you gonna wear? A bikini.
A bikini? A bikini.
A bikini. Oh Rick and I will be in St. Bart's.
This is a critical midterm election and she's at the beach.
Oh you guys know, we already voted absentee.
Oh boy. Why didn't you say so?
So dramatic. You're sure taking a lot of cribby indications lady.
Credit cards, some things in life are worth getting into debt for if you know what I mean.
Yeah, unlike our friends in Washington. I know you and Rick balance your budget every year.
There goes Jess again always just yammering on about the government balancing the budget.
Why is this getting weird?
Laura thinks she's so open-minded. I mean she is if you agree with her.
Can we for once have a brunch that no one screams at each other in front of the table?
Jess and also no more magical thinking about how government spending actually works.
After the last recession, instead of stimulating their economies by spending more,
some European countries decided to cut back so they could balance their budget and they suffered.
Laura. Now this isn't me being bitchy, this is C-Span honey.
Laura has to pay off all of our government debt. Our children. Or do you not give a damn about our kids?
Is it so hard to believe that borrowing a little money to invest in roads and bridges can actually stimulate our economy by adding jobs?
Well, economists seem to agree that it's a really good idea to pay our bills.
Well, I just read an article that says that's not always true.
I just read an article that says it is.
No, no.
It is.
You know Vanessa told me that you think we should raise defense spending.
Vanessa. Vanessa. Real nice.
You are so opposed to running out the deficit unless it's for the military which, hey,
give you a billion more for your tanks and your precious drones, huh?
Oh my god.
America needs to defend itself.
Okay, not run up more debt and meddling social programs.
Okay?
You know, if you guys would actually stop and listen to each other, you might actually learn something.
Laura, what did Jessica say?
She said that she likes potholes and she wants all the bridges to fall down.
Jessica, what did Laura say?
She said she wants to put babies in the poor house.
This is pathetic.
Laura, what can Jessica teach you?
Okay, that a long-term plan to pay off our debt is good for our kids.
Okay, excellent.
Jess?
Not investing in important stuff right now may actually hurt our economy.
We need to find a common ground when governments make money.
And if we can't cut spending, we may have to raise taxes to, you know, balance the budget.
I have chills.
I know I didn't do anything wrong, but I guess I can still say I'm sorry.
Hugs? Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs.
She said I didn't love babies.
